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Since I know my readers surely must be obsessing over every detail for its lore consistency with the fervor of an Amazing Digital Circus fan but with the brainpower of someone over the age of 14 (no shade to the series itself, by the way, just a significant portion of the fandom) I know I have to address the fact that we have seen Allison’s car way back in comic 22 (“Falling Flat”) and in that appearance it actually wasn’t a Toyota Camry, but instead a green Volkswagen Beetle.

So, what’s the deal? I know this is going to be difficult to accept, but the fact of the matter is… she got a new car. I know. It’s a lot to take in. And probably heartbreaking to learn the purchasing of this new vehicle happened off-camera. Did she get a good deal? What are the Blue Book stats on it? Does “Blue Book” have to be capitalized? All questions we may never get fully satisfactory answers to.

However, if anyone takes it upon themselves to write a fanfic on how Allison’s trip to the dealership went down, I’ll take a look at it and let you know how close it is to being canon.