PETTY THIEF: THE METAL AGE #1 (Patreon)

SOME OF YOU ASKED FOR IT. AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET IT.

Put your taffing hats and your tap shoes on, kids, we're going back to the dark, foreboding, dark fantasy world of "The City," where the only criminals in town who aren't locked up are Garrett and his lovelorn friend Basso the Boxman. Forget about zombies and burricks, this one is the best Thief! Look at that level design! Forgive the incredibly depressing intro, which I was hoping would go so over the top that people might get a laugh from it. My god, I forgot the pure joy of playing good games and not making 45 minute videos about them! There won't be a Thief episode again for a little while because I have a couple of seasonal spooky games for October. One of them is "The Suffering." No, not also "Ties That Bind."  I was gonna do it years ago for October but the game wasn't cooperating. The game cooperated (with a community patch that didn't exist last time I tried to play this game) and it's coming at you in 4k. The ghost of Stan Winston smiles upon it._________________________________

New Patreon discord invite link!

Patron discord link: https://discord.gg/MD3pChf3hc

If you'd like to have a different name in the credits than what you pledged with, leave me a comment, or DM me on here or Twitter or discord or whatever. If your name is wrong, not included, or anything else, shoot me a message calling me an asshole and telling me to fix it.

Or if you want one of those fancy colored names that everyone gets now if they want. The credits in the video are usually a couple of days behind the actual patron list so if you don't see your name,  it will be in the next upload.