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It's been like forever and a year since the Wolfenstein 3D video and I'm not going to dedicate much time to Spear Of Destiny, and I'm going to devote even less time to the Spear expansions because they are beneath contempt. Not even showing the bats. This video is long enough as it is and I've hacked off about 5 minutes.Welcome to the first episode in 4k, a process that went a lot smoother than I expected, you know, besides having to remake half of my go-to graphics that were made for 1080p. New credits graphics! New rainbow overlay for time jumps! That's not what you're here for, you're here for that bona fide classic nazi shooter and tail-end of Xatrix's redemption arc.For their success, they were merged into Treyarch, and now they too roam the Call of Duty mines, voiceless specters, silently yearning for freedom that may never come. Activision shafted them like a common Raven Software. What a shame. So it goes.If you're asking why this isn't "Pro Return to Castle Wolfenstein" it's because that title is even more of an ugly mouthful than "Return to Castle Wolfenstein" is. About halfway through the scripting process I saw that Indeimaus was making an RTCW video too and I won't forgive his Aussie treachery. I've dispatched a crack team of emus to his location. _________________________________

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Return to Castle Wolfenstein - Schlock and Awe

Xatrix grew some Grey Matter. Chapters: 00:00 - Intro/Spear of Destiny 02:11 - Feature Presentation 05:57 - 1000 Years of Exposition 09:50 - The Golden Beginning 24:05 - The Rocket Base 28:00 - Kugelstadt 32:22 - SS Doomtrooper 37:43 - Return Engagement 40:56 - Return to Castle Wolfenstein 46:00 - End Credits

Comments

Krinkels

Oh no the memories are flooding back in oh no

Caleb Cooper

Yay! Been waiting for this one for a while. I was hoping this is the video Indeimaus was talking about in his RTCW vid. Noice.

Kiros

Cheers for the video Civvie, didn't expect it so soon.

Devin Schiff

Wonderful game, glad you reviewed it. Still love going back to this one.

skarjj1

i've seen ss doomtrooper

Kyron Meza

OMG IT'S HAPPENING! I can finally rest in peace

Chris Wigman

I hope this made up for the horrific torture you put yourself through with Chaser 😁 RTCW is such a stone cold classic, glad you've managed to cover it at last!

Richard Muise

Excellent use of 'the wave' speech. Awesome-O!

gill

loved all the easter eggs/references on the nazi bingo card

Infamous1_VR

did you know you can trap henrich with the cave entrance collapse lol

BeFayeDoCrimes

Let's goooooo! Finally, the episode I've longed for!

Nitesco

The musical sting that plays when you exit a mission in RtCW makes me feel good inside.

MesetaPlays

Holy fuck boys the day has come. This game was a literal staple of my late childhood. Thanks a ton for covering it Civvie

SpilledAntifreeze

Prison boy's on fire lately! Thanks for the vid, Civvie!

Planescaped

Return to Castle Wolfenstein was the first multiplayer game I got into as a kid. It holds a very fond place in my heart. Defend The Objective!

drrockso20

I see what you did there with that Hunter S Thompson quote

minusf

fear and loathing in castle wolfenstein <3

kirby light

also, when are you going to do bioshock? no one talks about bioshock. It's almost twenty years old.

catb0mb

Feels so weird watching you play basically while never crouching because when i first played this game ages ago i couldnt get far with my shots getting anywhere if i wasn't crouched. Or maybe im just shit. Goated kino game either way.

ArkSeaside

When I played this game (only up until the stealth mission because I was weak) I liked to pretend that my actual mission was the requisitioning of German cured meat products, or as I kept saying, Operation Give-Me-Your-Wurst

Michael Gibney

Fantastic review! As usual! Also, I really appreciate you using footage from the Konami Aliens arcade game. I hate how forgotten that game has become. It’s one of my most played games in Retroarch on my Steam Deck.

Binary Order

Love the longer videos, Civvie. Great work man.

Ilia Loukine

*obligatory, where's my; TNT, Doom3 ROE, Eternal: Ancient Gods, Shadow Warrior Remakes, ect comment.

Mad Stanners

I will simp for Tony Jay's voice

g p

This absolute madman made an actual mockup of a video game adaptation of The Lighthouse just so he could make a joke about a video game adaptation of The Lighthouse.

Macdeth

What was especially amazing to me at the time was this game's multiplayer. Probably the first objective-based team fps I played, and it was earthshattering.

Mike Price

Damnit Civvie, yet another thing I need to replay now. I bought this a couple of years after it came out, and had the intention of playing it on my laptop on a tedious two week stay with family. Turns out the crappy S3 GPU in my laptop had nowhere near enough VRAM and none of the textures loaded, so everything was just black. Had to wait another two years until I could afford the cheapest Dell desktop machine and a GeForce 5200 to play it. Was worth it though. Spent some good times playing the multiplayer over the next couple of years too.

Michael Cazares

Great video Civvie. Would you be interested in doing a video on Hexen II? Heretic I and II, and Hexen got videos and I feel Hexen II got left out. In any case I appreciate your content and am happy to help support you.

Christian Grimmett

I've never played RTCW, but I still recognized a lot of things in this game because I've come to realize that it serves as the base for Wolfenstein RPG which I played a lot of. The entire crypt section and it's boss is carried over, the shield and fire zombies, super soldier s, elite squad, flame troopers, weapons like the venom and tesla guns, there's even a reference to the General Von Stuff conversation! It was pretty wild to see where they came from, even if the RPG got a Cyber demon instead of an ancient zombified metal singer.

Argon Productions

This is high quality content Civvie! Five and a half years in and you are still at the peak of your powers.