DM Random Table: Caravan Of Wonders! (Patreon)

All right, Wayfinders, gather up! It's Quill again! I'm super excited to tell you the news!

Mr. Purrson & his Caravan Of Wonders arrived last night! And he let me help him set up! Which means I’ve spent the morning exploring every kind of knicknack, relic, bauble, trinket, and magical piece of scrap you could imagine, digging them out from the bottom of sacks, crates, pockets, and an extremely possessive mimic. Come and browse the wares with me!

I present to you:

The Trinket Tables Of Mild Regret & Major Shenanigans

We have the Macrophone of Mockery, an oversized mic that lets you shout a long, long ways away! Oh, and it laughs, too!

There's the Wavemaster’s Dice Box. It's for holding dice and stuff. Mr. Purrson says you use it to play a game called 'Tides & Treasures'. It sounds like it's really fun, honestly.

And that's the Dreadskull! Mr Purrson told me that those symbols carved into the bone are keeping an evil spirit locked up inside. He said you have to ignore it 'cause it will try to bribe you to set it free.

There's so much more cool stuff there! Your group of adventurers will have no shortage of entertaining stuff to experiment with!

This package is designed to help our Wayfinders with:

Last‑minute loot when your players insist on rummaging through every drawer

Giving NPCs a little extra sparkle or weird

Rewarding curiosity

Punishing curiosity

Pretending you planned any of this chaos

Roll bravely, friends, and be merciful, Wayfinders!

Oh, and if something starts glowing ooze or making smoke, don’t blame me. I’m just the messenger. Mr. Purrson handles all refunds and returns!

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