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Brutaliteam leaves the barracks on their first offical mission - to investigate a series of missing persons in a nearby town! But first, they have to survive the journey...

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FIRT!

Emble

Bless Private Parts! Too pure for a military

RoboBird (Birdie)

Insulting brands until they pay you. Works every time!

Kiki Monster

My friend would drink yoohoo when we were kids since she was lactose intolerant and this opener really brought me back to youth 😂😂

Nathan

Private Partz' sweat not private parts sweat😆

Nate Dillman

41:00 I’m not crying you’re crying

juhfranji

the instantaneous "my wife" of an entire generation

Zee Villa

Wasn’t expecting to hear about the coqui 🐸🇵🇷

Crawlspace

The death flags flying around Private Partz right now... protect him! I'm relistening to the first campaign and now I'm just waiting for mentions of a red ascot (or equivalent - red eyeball? Too soon? Too much reaching? I don't think I've missed it... 😅)

H.H. Homles

Gunther's voice reminds me of doctor barber from flapjack 😂

cowboys

I swear I just get more attached to this bunch each episode- fantastic stuff!!

Sim365(goose)

I really appreciate all of the character/world building you guys are doing early this campaign

Brylee McFadden

Magic Food ™ has made it's way through 3 campaigns now 😆😆

Noga

Love how Natty has 2 mom's.

Algy

The arrow made me laugh so hard

Rachel Hansen

Gunther just sounded like a drunk uncle during the holidays.

Noga

Dude I'm cry because Doug backstory. I'm so exicted for Doug's story arc!

Algy

She also has a wife which is really cool. Lesbian Pride!!!!!!!!!!

Mike McMullen

Gunther is starting to sound like a Thermian.

Micaiah Beilharz

Oh Kazakhstan is the greatest country! One of the best quotes. That whole song in fact.

chatpuns

I really like with the arrow questions that's different from the Grotethe campaign is that it's like a discussion - each character responds to the others' answers, it really helps set up that these characters have known each other for a few months and are close and trust each other. It sets it apart from the Grotethe characters, who did the arrow questions separately, helping set up that those characters are basically strangers to one another that are forced to trust each other (which also helps that the timeline in Grotethe campaign takes place in like a week if I remember)

modern_embee

I knew it! During episode 7 I was going to make a comment about Nattie's wife, but didn't. And this episode proved me right. To myself. And I even had to shout out loud that I was right.

Banshee

Micah, you absolute wordsmith.

Carl Weezer

Re: strawberry yoo-hoo I did a 6 month temp position at an artificial flavor company and got to know what they call a "flavor chemist." They take extremely potent organic molecules like benzaldehyde (cherry flavor) and put about 0.1μL (0.0001mL) into a Dixie cup of water and it tastes like pure cherries! Funny enough it's almost exactly like an alchemist or witch, no joke. When flavor chemists want to make a new flavor, they will usually take a pre-existing flavor and modify it. For example, if they want to make strawberry they might take Benzaldehyde and add chemicals that taste like the following: rotten corn, butter, brussel sprouts, miso soup (MSG), malt, yeast, etc. Some are natural and some are synthetic chemicals. But I think it's really cool that they mix a little bit of nasty with a little bit of good and create brand new tastes.

Alerys

Another amazing episode. Can't wait for the next episode. These new characters are so diverse and hilarious. You guys really out did yourselves.

Rei Locke

"Hogwash Hickory" sounds like a Jon Nattie-ism lol

Kracka

Are the reality checks based on something IRL that the DM can see near the person? This is assuming they are using webcams. Just my guess for what it is.

Rachel Hansen

omg...a bunch of us called in. Nattis wife is death. Also, how very Gale (BG3), getting down with God.

XionDarkBlade

If I do pick kyborgs catchphrase I think it would be shoot first ask questions later

The Phets

P.P. sweat, poor Dug lololololol

Kyle&Kurt

Hey Gustavo - I’m a Chemical Engineer and I make YooHoo. It’s actually non-dairy and it uses a soy-based whey. Mostly water and a cocoa slurry for the chocolate flavor. Also a good amount of HFCS 😎

Gnage

Jon, it's the definition of insanity not idiocy. Although idiocy might still apply to them lying with poor stats.

Gnage

Kudos to Micah, that xylophone start to that final song was great. And the swell with adding of instruments was amazing.

Helepolis

False bottom= hindquarters of hiding: where you store junk in the trunk

Rachel Hansen

I love the sound of the rain in the background.

Rachel Hansen

I always thought it was Action Surge

Platinum

Prepare for trouble and make it double. (My brain when they were leaving the barracks.)

ajurice

I keep forgetting that new eps are early on patreon. I've been too used to Youtube 😅

ajurice

Barb with Borat "MY WIFE" reference was something I already expected but it still cracked me tf UP 😭

julia rosin

I love how gus/Sargent Stelei is like a parent. " I can't hold your hand the whole time"

TheJuic3Box

I usually am a team Blain and considering hes playin my favorite orc barbarian but this campaign i think Gunther is stealing my favorite spot Gunther and Dug are both very good characters so far i need more from Blains character and Nattie reminds me of the centaur from the chosen ones campaign

TheJuic3Box

I feel like if i watched the campaign’s again now that I’ve aged a bit my favorites would change

Jon Risinger

Welcome to the good timeline.

Jon Risinger

This sounds amazing and frightening at the same time.

Jon Risinger

For the sake of clarity, Nattie isn't a lesbian. But her moms definitely are.

Jon Risinger

The day we forget to work it into a campaign is the day we fail as a team.

Jon Risinger

How could this ever come back to bite us?

Carl Weezer

Taste testing the brussel sprouts one for quality assurance sucked, I can see why they needed temps 😂. Another really weird one is sweet corn. All the bad tasting organic chemicals have sulfur in their molecule somewhere.

Morgan Deakin

Micah’s alliteration was wild in the intro! Also love hearing Ben voicing characters, he does some of my favorite NPC voices. Not related to the show but wonder if anyone is playing Marvel Rivals? 🙃

Algy

Store up to a hundred pounds in thy ripe rump prevents pickpockets from stealing any valuable items that you are storing in thy buttocks

Algy

(People have my permission to use this item!)

cob

Cob mentioned ❤️ Currently running through C01 trying to figure out when an eyeball was mentioned... 🔍🕵‍♂️Wonderful episode!!

Noelle MK

Is your name Deus Ex? 🤣🤣🤣

Darwin

Gunther is my spirit animal- the way he speaks is so cute and like the sing-song smile in his voice always makes me laugh 😊

Nate

fletcher n boon from deja ürbloom!‬

NohVah

Jon turning Natty into Thanos if he finally got laid was not the twist I was expecting

julia rosin

Why during the arrow when Gunther speaks about the bugs can see him with a smug like face. And also when Sgt steelaly sounds like a parent "I can't hold your hand the whole time"

Amanda

Did we not get a calendar drop for Jan yet?

Erika Makes Things

This is why I don't need to go the comments before I'm done listening, because I beg your finest pardon

NohVah

Haha. It's a very specific thing about the comic book version of him, and a reveal about Natty. If you finished listening, I can tell ya - but I don't want to spoil the reveal.

Jon Risinger

Reductive but funny nevertheless.

Heather Risinger

Not sure anyone but a Risinger caught Natty’s quote of “Leaders are readers” as something Dad said quite a bit in the Risinger household growing up. Seems like it stuck! #RisingerLore

Rosey Selinger

Jon said something similar when I went to see on the spot

Ethereal

You would need that 50000 gold for the guinness world record

Sublight Monster

Natty’s false bottom bit had me pretending to cough so I wasn’t suddenly laughing hysterically in the middle of the street.

Yokobo

Gunther sounds like hes going to try romancing private parts when he says "What are we doing?"

CEGC (it's pronounced SEXY)

I love that you're here in the comments. And that's probably the best hashtag of all time.

Excelsidorks!

On a re-catchup listen, and I absolutely love the tree sanctuary.

Space Spazz

I want Sarge cameo with Grif and Simmons living together watching over the grandpa in this.

Kingofcookies

Anyone else think of sorto when gus was describing the merchant

Samuel Sargunam

I was getting a little emotional when Doug was talking about his brother but then the my wife bit just made me lose it lmao