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This is what happens when two white guys who are 55+ get together in a basement and have at least two drinks and a little bit of weed. These conversations are happening all across the country. Absolutely bone chilling.

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Judy

"A quick watch"

Fred J Walsh

Random Comedy Note: the notion of the "60 Minutes" stopwatch triggering Sunday night blues / depressive moments in children of the day was developed into a good bit by Gary Gulman

Matt Ford

Have you listened to Gut Shot on Guys?

Chuck Grape

I had to stop at 15:42 to listen to Computer Love by Kwaftwerk. I'll probably follow it up with Computer Love by Zapp and Roger. I've always imagined these songs were about a guy who fucks a desktop computer.

Will Weldon

To be fair 2 3/4 hours is pretty quick for me

Will Weldon

I love when Bryan Quimby doesn't have time to prep so they just do Gut Shot

Aaron

Bill Doesn’t date on the phone? Pretty sure he calls up the escort service

Fred J Walsh

B: [continuing to try to summon Steve Miller song] Is that "Maurrrice!" They called him Maurice! W: n-o-o-o-o B: ...with that note! "I'm a joker, I'm a toker, I'm a midnight sm--" W: Yes. We've. moved. on. How many times did he have to say "Is it this one?" and he kept listing parts, and Greg Gutfeld is like "yeah, yeah" trying to move on. Ugh. B: "...I get my loving on the run." W: OH MY GOD much laughter over this (1:53:30)

Aaron

He didn’t know how to get women and was super horny and didn’t know how to get laid and then he made a wrong turn and drove down Figueroa

Matt Ford

Same. It's fascinating comparing the audiences of Gutfeld and Real Time.

GhostLobby

Hi, I'm a doctor from Ozempia, IL and I a bone to pick...

YOU

The dagger stabs of the space bar as Will loses his mind and resumes playing are so fucking funny to me

YOU

I can’t believe someone has made me sympathetic to Gutfeld.

Patrick McGovern

The three most inexplicably funny things about this podcast to me that will only make sense to another fan of this show are this, the Bill Maher News sting(/“….no Bill Maher news. There’s never any Bill Maher news.”) and how appalled Will gets over the sloppiness of the Real Time chyrons

YOU

Don’t forget the volume increase of the worm of the week song.

Cclear: watch He Walked by Night (1948)

The best part was Bill's commercial which included "I think it's still ok to call food Chinese" and everybody in the grocery store putting on three masks when Bill comes in because he's such a disgusting fucking disease vector. I was dying laughing

Patrick McGovern

They mention an episode of Quincy I only know because it gets mentioned in a bunch of Scharpling & Wurster calls because it’s so memorably idiotic, and Bill takes it as an opportunity to prattle on for what I assume is thirty explaining the basic concept of the obscure cult show “Columbo”

YOU

It’s kind of impressive actually.

Victoria C

I hate hearing these dickheads talk about the great detective Columbo

Tali H.

I was seething

Kevin Woods

Bill repeating Steve Miller Band lyrics feels like a Scott Aukerman Comedy Bang Bang riff void of irony or humor

Nice Hat

1:34:25: if you strip it down they're just saying: "Funny how you can publicly make a mean joke/comment about yourself, but you can't publicly make a mean joke/comment about someone else behind their back otherwise people will think you're rude!" What a ripe orchard, thank you Will

bouteilles de vin et polystyrène

You know, i really despise Maher for a plethora of things, but i think i respect him the least, as a person in life, for not being able to roll a fucking joint. I mean really, it's absolutely ridiculous that this old bastard, who's made weed sooooo much of his identity isn't able to do the most adolescent of skills. What a true waste of a human.