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Okay, so I still can't figure out if I was tired and hungry or if the beginning of this Club Random was just insanely boring, but the first part of this is me struggling to really find much to talk about; like, it can't be stressed enough just what a bad conversationalist Bill Maher is. And Tim Allen seems like he might actually have some interesting personal details he could talk about, but no, absolutely not. Then, a couple days later, I returned to the material, fed and rested (sort of) and immediately waded into some absolute hokum that brought me endless delight. Plus, I think Tim Allen accidentally invents CRT.

An alternate title for this episode was "My 'I Love People of Color' T-Shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt". Part 2 coming later in the week.

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Fraans

Oh yes this will definitely give me the brain disease

Chuck Grape

More power! Grunt! Grunt! Grunt!

Chuck Grape

If the only thing Tim Allen did was become a millionaire from grunting, I don't think I would have that much of a problem with the guy. I would actually look up to him. But he had to go the Scott Adams route and totally destroy his reputation by being an insufferable right-wing dickhead.

DBC

The Bella Thorne episode is for neophytes. Tim Allen's dermatologist? That may be the funniest fucking thing anyone has ever said on a Bill Maher property

Rose Jackson

“It’s a Martin Luther King thing” - my jaw was on the floor

Will Weldon

The Fitzpatrick Scale thing is also funny because race isn't just about skin color, there are all sorts of physical traits that people associate with different races.

Will Weldon

This CAN'T be the cover though, right? Or I guess it could be, considering he probably remembers the entire story completely wrong.

Duncan

I forget how Tim Allen described it, but I think that must be the cover. The naked guy with the glowing outline almost like he's on fire.

Landon Wright

This is an interesting episode because at first it almost starts off as a real conversation. Not something I would be interested in, but older comics talking about being on the road and the drug scene surrounding it. It’s like okay, I could see how that would be perfectly fine if you have interest in that. Then it gets into the race stuff, goes off a cliff, and somehow that segues into alien shit and Tim Allen’s truly deranged film idea for genocidal aliens that travel through vibrations who can’t find Earth because Jupiter is in the way or something. What a trip.

mrg

"that's dmt shit" A++ will steal

Cclear: watch He Walked by Night (1948)

I know it's a strange concept, but the US isn't the only country that was colonized by Europeans, and that Spain is also in Europe. There is this mythical legendary group called White Latinos. They are the descendants of the conquistadors who conquered these countries a few hundred years ago and then there were subsequent waves of immigration from Spain. The fact that many Americans are too dumb to realize that some people who speak Spanish in the US are entirely or mostly descended from Europeans doesn't mean there is no such thing as people of color and indigenous people who have been discriminated against by European origin people. Is his audience really that dumb to not understand this?

Cclear: watch He Walked by Night (1948)

Sorry but most of Russia is in Asia. Many Russians look Asian, not European. Also race is a social construct obviously so there's no clear line between who is white and who is not because it is totally made up. Also, Eurasia is one continent, so even the distinction between Europeans and Asians is false. I commented before you said most of the same stuff. Also, Russia, like China, is a huge & very diverse country with many languages and ethnicities.

Jim Allenspach

New rule! If you're concerned that the Club Random episode you're listening to is boring, don't worry: something stupid will eventually be said. If I wanted to have a boring interminable conversation, I'd get MARRIED

Jim Allenspach

As George Orwell said, "I Hate Bill Maher"

Salex

I was so sure this was just going to drive me nuts because Tim Allen is just so stupid. He is so crazy stupid. His thoughts are pure cognitive mush so often seen in old rich white guys. But the CIA shit is so good, so so good. Hell yeah, 5 star wank fest

Salex

Oh shit, this is only part 1 😂 "They say they have corpses" bahahahahaha

Kimmerfest

But dermatologists don't see race, Will. They see *skin tone* on disembodied skin. 🤣🙄

Alexandra Schultz

Ok, I'm not at all defending anything Bill was saying, but when he said "not just woke bad" I don't think he meant that woke people are bad, I think he meant "not just the woke idea of a bad person", meaning not just someone who doesn't respect pronouns. Does that make sense?

Alexandra Schultz

And you know, the woke will say they shouldn't murder democratically elected leaders and torture people or fund fascism, blah blah blah

Betti Tristan

Oh Mr Weldon, I’m delighted to inform you that Tim Allen spent some time as a narc in exchange for clemency on drug charges of his own. It’s why he was even able to have a career in entertainment. Also, if you see “An UFO” it means the ufologist whose work you’re reading pronounces it “ Ooh-Faux”

coffin rehearsal

Lol at him calling melanin melatonin (which is a sleep hormone). Tryptophan is the thing in turkeys

Nice Hat

On the topic of merch: I forgot where you said it but I've been thinking about "No thoughts finished or your money back" for a while and I'd buy something with that on

Rebecca Richards

omg I'm finally catching up to this and the conversation about Finland was making me scream. I'm an American who lives in Finland and AHHGHGHGHHGGH how do they get everything so wrong!? I could do a bullet point or I could just say "The only thing they got right is that Finland exists.

Cartie

The way that cia guy responded to Tim Allen’s questions is the same way my mom reacts to me pestering her lmao

Brooke

Pulling up late to say: multi-part eps are indulgent— in the best way ! “ too laidback for my taste” 👌🏽

Nice Hat

Oh my god what a moron, it was this episode all along! 11:30