(Nudity) Decompression Doodles (Patreon)

so yesterday I woke up, got ready for work, and discovered my car had not one, but TWO flat tires. :( Ended up unable to make it into work from the sheer time it took to get my car towed and fixed. Then I woke up this morning and discovered tire #3 was leaking air from a puncture. Needed to patch it, was late for work. Unsure if my car was deliberately vandalized or I was unlucky enough to run over stray nails from all the local road construction, but either way, it fucking SUCKED. I’m having a shitty week! :D So to wind down my very wound-up brain, I decided to do some decompression doodles, where I say fuck drawing on model and just embrace things looking scribbly and scrunkly. It helped…as did finally getting a triple A membership, christ

1.) mimi titty jumpscare. Our favorite aye-aye unwinds with weed and hentai

2.) merry would say that he doesn’t have a favorite child and loves all his kids equally, but he’s lying. Honey is very obviously his favorite, and he in turn is Honey’s favorite parent (sorry Maple). He misses his best girl a lot when she’s away at college. Sure hope she isn’t being gradually radicalized by any wayward queer sons of his!

3.) Cupcake and Penny genuinely have no idea what the other sees in them, but they’re grateful for it all the same. Yay for low self esteem luv

4.) Toffee in his early 20s enjoying his newfound adult freedom, getting up to nice wholesome church boy fun like drinking responsibly, meeting new people, taking fun new dubious party drugs, drinking irresponsibly, getting railed by strangers in bar bathrooms, typical stuff