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Aw, that’s not very kind of you Merry. Liv may have invited herself over, but at least she brought a dish! 😋🐟

Happy Thanksgiving to you all! As always, I’m grateful for each and every one of you. 💕In Fuzzbutts, critters across the country celebrate the Feast of Beasts, a late autumn holiday that historically preceded hibernation season. It is a time of gratitude, family, and most importantly, gorging oneself sick on delicious fatty foods. Liv has made an irl English dish, Stargazy Pie, a savory pie traditionally made with eggs, potatoes, and whole fish heads. In our world, the fish heads are not usually eaten, but rather used to drain their oil into the pie as it cooks, ensuring moistness and rich fish flavor. Felix and Liv would’ve definitely eaten the heads though. Partly because they’re felines, and partly because they both obliterated their taste buds through decades of chain smoking.

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Doglover502

Merry might as well take it cause i know by this point none of his kids are coming over for the Feast of Beasts

Raizzae

Liv, I think you dropped something 😆

Tibbles Yorkie789

And suddenly Maple’s cooking didn’t seem half bad

Biscuit

Nothing a dog loves more than fish head coochie pie, Liv. Bet the cigarette is the best tasting thing in there

Gleeman and Artist

Love learning about the FB holidays. <3 Also Merry's comment made me laugh lol Do certain critters still hibernate? Idk if there'd be discourse around that sort of thing like "oh bears are just lazy. They don't need to hibernate. That's a myth!" Or if some animals would be respectful of that kind of thing and be willing to take care of a partner/family/friend ect during that time of year?

lopoddity

Many creatures hibernate! It's recommended that hibernating animals sleep, or at the very least limit their activity, for 2 to 4 weeks during the coldest part of winter. This can be a problem, as many employers push back against allowing their workers time off for a healthy and peaceful hibernation. Many critters are forced to skip hibernation, which is often detrimental to their mental and physical health. Many creatures forgo hibernation to avoid being viewed as lazy or unreliable by animals that do not hibernate, particularly in the workforce, where resentment may build as workers are made to take on the additional duties of their hibernating peers. There's probably quite a number of nutty holistic bear influencers that insist hibernation is unnatural and that staying awake all winter and eating raw eggs and gummi multivitamins is the key to unlocking one's true inner alpha animal, lol

lopoddity

Liv was drinking cheap wine as she cooked and can't be held liable for where she snuffed out her cigarettes

Alight

So.. Fish poking out of coochies, signifying his infidelity? Plus the cigarette in the bit that looks like nostrils? (Also, I love the name “Feast of Beasts”, clever.)

gamigami

ngl even though its a pie with dead fish heads and a cigarette sticking out of it, you rendered it so good that i'd at the very least want to take a bite

SmilesPerHour

Aww I’m thankful for you too, Lop! You’re a big inspiration to me

Robo87

The cigarette is their secret signal for “down to peg afterwards?”

lopoddity

Merry wondering why she wasted it on the pie instead of putting it out on him

Lammergayier

The cig in the pie is crazy 💀💀💀 the big question is tho. Would Merry Actually like it

Robo87

All part of her plan. Phase one complete. Let the games begin

owlcoholik

Liv YOU eat the pie if you get any skinnier they gonna draft you to be in Wicked 3

lopoddity

Liv is fully subsisting on wine and ciggies at this point in her life

Robo87

Kind of piggy backing on that, I know the Liv/Merry thing wasn’t canon buuuut I headcanon it as canon lol what’s a late life affair on your 2nd wife and child bride with the frigid demon queen herself. The GUILT. The SHAME. The PANIC trying to figure out how to word in the confessional that you just got your back blown out in the most simultaneously pleasuring and humiliating moment of his life by the bride of Satan who as time goes on is more and more confidenced that she ate her first husband like a preying mantis

StarrySharks

"Is this what killed him?" Y'know Merry, if he'd lived a little longer, quite possibly. (Liv feels like the kind of person to absolutely have hit a point where she'd have seriously considered poisoning him sometime)

lopoddity

Felix OD'd in his study and Liv found him dead, and she cannot lie, one of her first thoughts was god dammit i just had that rug cleaned

StarrySharks

Couldn't have at least had the decency to die on a hardwood floor, where it'd be easier to just mop up lmao

lopoddity

he was a cat to the very end, always aiming for the carpet instead of easy to clean surfaces

Emily Lemur

Merry is about to be surprised at how good it is :)

Lex

the fuckingg cigarette butt in the center i can't

FloweryFruitFangs

Reading this made me snort-cackle so hard I almost choked on my drink.

Scorp

“It’s made with loathe” “Don’t you mean ‘love?’” “No.”

D

Me: haha wow, lop sure put a cartoony dish in here for the bit. Surely even in fuzzbutts a pie like this wouldn’t exist- /“…based on a real world English dish called stargazer pie”/ Truly I am too stunned for words. Although reading “English” made it make much more sense

ErrorVittra

The cigarette in the middle of the pie has me dead XD

Lourenzo Dasilva

Just curious, what are Merry and Lv's stances on therapy