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LET’S GO NEW YORK (Patreon)

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2026-06-29 02:15:48
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imma little late to this but what’re ya gonna do. Toffee is not a sports guy. Meanwhile, Zoo York native Bob has a fucking aneurysm

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Syd D.

As a NY native who doesn't keep up with sports I was confused for a while as to why everyone was suddenly tweeting about the Knicks lmao

lopoddity

Toffee: The Zoo York City Knickerbockers….? Isn’t that a line of men’s underwear? 🤔

Syd D.

Haha! Yeah I believe it's an old timey word for men's underwear, but it's also a surname (I graduated with someone with that last name 😂)

Syd D.

Could always be the Zoo York City Kicks? Their logo can be a mustang rearing up and kicking out maybe

pookaWOODS

OMG HA HA Bob's expression is killing me!

Calastor

I am a born and bred New Yorker who doesn't give a dusty fuck about sports but damn that energy was really refreshing ♥️ very 1997

Gleeman and Artist

I'm not into sports but as soon as my states team make it to anything I am drapped in their colors. Haha

Lourenzo Dasilva

He's definitely the kind of audience member who tries to loudly coach the team while there playing

lopoddity

Same! I'm shamelessly a fair weather fan. 😌 And why not? If your team wins, you can buy a jersey and soak in the victory with all the diehards. If your team sucks shit, welp, no harm done, who cares lol

lopoddity

Bob: PUT ME IN COACH Toffee: sweetie no your sciatica-

DorkRaptor

So knicks in 5, but a reality now, right? I’m not a sports fan, so I hope to god I’m using that right lol. All I know is they apparently won

Queenie

Crying i was just thinking about the chant about the Knicks when I saw this just to see it in the tags. Could I possibly beg for a zohran mamdani fuzzbutts insert LMAO Im totally not parasocial about a politician, could never be me, no sir

lopoddity

You're using it right! ;3 It’s a big deal cuz it's their first championship win in like, 50+ years. And also cuz the Knicks actually did sweep 4-1, like the "Knicks in Five" chant predicts. I mostly paid attention to this game because my coworker was SO smug the Spurs would dominate, so it was hilarious watching them fumble a whole ass 29 point lead and lose. Again, I'm not a real big sports fan, but I definitely didn't mind seeing the Spurs get stomped after they beat the Miami Heat back in 2014. It's cathartic, in a way 😌

ErrorVittra

As an Italian who doesn't really care about sports, I didn't understand at first that the Knicks are an actual team afsgdhdjf

DorkRaptor

Well dang, it sounds like a big deal! That’s awesome! You definitely need to lord it over your coworker lol, since the Knicks finally won. Congrats!

lopoddity

dude for years i thought the knicks were a hockey team

pinkyubus

toffee dearest knows not of the knickerbockers

PrincessMuffinArt

The most emotion Bobby has ever shown so far lol I love when the stoic character has THAT ONE MOMENT. Haha

TheTabbyBadger

omg Bobby's faaaaace, I love this for him xD

Angsty Ram

RIP Islanders, Rangers and Devils

𝖒𝖎𝖚.ᐟ

In this universe Bob invented the knicks in four chant

Toadboss Ida

As a swede with absolutely zero sports interest I have no kontext for this reference whatsoever but I’m here for Bobs excitement XD

Toadboss Ida

I’ve got a feeling he’s that kind of person who schedules his life around his favourite teams important sports event. Sorry hun, can’t come to your nephews birthday party, there’s a match… 😝

Robo87

Toffee gonna get LAID after they get home from the game. If I know sports guys it’s like porn when their team wins

lopoddity

Toffee stumbling out of bed the next morning with messy fur and wobbly legs: 🥴🫠🩷K-Knicks in five....

Robo87

Bob: it’s sciati-CAN not sciatic-CANT Toffee:… Bob: yeah yeah I know I just heard it