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School Days (WIP) (Patreon)

Published:
2021-12-05 07:00:48
Edited:
2021-12-05 07:01:55
Imported:
2026-06
Tags:
wip

Content

POV: you're a giant boar custodian just trying to enjoy your county-mandated 15 minute break when you get approached by the science teacher

hope he doesn't want you to clean up puke again, that sucked

oh he just noticed you listening to war pigs and wants to talk music is all

huh

maybe if you smile and nod, he'll go away

....nope

fuck

well then

at least he's kinda cute

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Comments

Dragonseeker

I’m sorry the “a fool, school” sign made me think of that “you slumber, a cucumber” meme

Colbyr

Oh man the DRAMA that must have started to circulate, the RUMORS in the staff room, the kinda inappropriate SHIPPING that would spark from the students! Nyehehe

lopoddity

haha, I was going for "Don't be a fool, stay in school", though that's just a filler slogan til I think of something more animal-appropriate XD

lopoddity

Principal: Mister Perrin, you wouldn't be getting up to anything unprofessional with that boar, are you? Perry: Pfft, don't you worry your pretty head, boss. Me and Tibbs are just work buddies, is all. Barely even acquaintances! I promise you, we're both VERY professional. Nothing untoward! later: Perry: Oh darn, I missed my bus. It's an hour til the next one. :( Tibbs: Well....I could take you home. Perry, surprised: Really? You have a car? Tibbs:....In a manner of speaking. *pulls rain cover off the most glorious vintage motorcycle in all existence.....it glistens in the sunlight* Perry: ....!!!! 8O Tibbs, offering him a helmet: .....Are you gonna stand there gawking, or.....are you gonna ride this hog? Perry, squeaking: Do you.....D-Did you, uh….m-mean that professionally, or….UNprofessionally- Tibbs: Get on the bike, Perrin. Perry: hAHA yes sir

Colbyr

I'M SCREAMING

lopoddity

They started flirting with each other “ironically”, but in the end they only played themselves

Colbyr

Both of them at the altar, suddenly realizing their "game" has taken an incredibly unexpected turn : uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Hm. Interesting.

Bigsmile

What is more shocking to Perry's coworkers? That he's dating an assumed herbivore or that he's dating a janitor? What kind of insufferable snobs did they deal with? Also, how do schools work the size disparity and opposing instincts of the children? I'm guessing there's an ongoing attempt at integration that pisses off the more xenophobic parents?

Melody Williamson

Tibbs reminds me of r/thepack. It's a meme sub but basically it's well meaning bikers that are all about brotherhood and crankin' their hogs.

Robo87

*HEAVY BREATHING*

lopoddity

Integration? Hmmm....no. Perry works at a prestigious private school that is not just historically all-carnivore, but also largely consists of feline students and faculty. It was founded so that carnivore kids would have a safe, accommodating space to learn (young predators don't often know their strength and can accidentally destroy furniture or claw classmates). Prey animals did not want their children attending such an academy out of worry for their kids' safety, and largely treated the school like an ugly blemish on the city map. As the decades passed, the academy would eventually blossom into an insular, snobby institution all its own. Administration in particular tends to look down on prey animals. Sure, prey are fine people, but they're just not cut out to be leaders, makers, and shapers, not like the bright-eyed, bushy-tailed students of Klawfanger Academy! In Fuzzbutts, predators are meant to be noble, powerful, and dominating. It's seen as highly undignified, even fetishistic, for a predator to date prey. And for Perry, a small lynx, to date a gaint, powerful boar (and a janitor to boot).....it's seen as unforgivably disgraceful. Clearly, Perry is a simp or a pervert getting off on a prey animal lording its power over him, in a total perversion of the natural order. I guess the closest analogue in our (patriarchal) world might be how people might view a man dating an especially tall, powerful, or wealthy woman. Attitudes range from dismissive to openly mocking-Perry is viewed as kinda pathetic, while Tibbs is faced with a curious double standard...his fellow prey animals applaud him for "making a pred his bitch", which he HATES because it reduces his bond with Perry to something cheap and sexual. Perry is going to be reprimanded, and eventually fired, for failing to uphold the noble reputation of the school. Tibbs is dismissed as well. Although devastating at the time and almost the end of his relationship with Tibbs, the pair eventually recover, find new work, marry, open their bed and breakfast, and work long and hard at normalizing/destigmatizing pred/prey relationships. Perry also decided to sue the academy for wrongful termination, and although the lawsuit's been ongoing for years, it's looking like Perry and Tibbs are going to win (which will be a landmark victory for pred/prey couples across the county).

lopoddity

oh my GOD thank you for introducing me to that sub

lopoddity

HELL YEAH MFER! ONLY THING I LIKE MORE THAN PACK MEMES IS CRANKIN MY FUCKIN HOG! AROOOO