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(TW: Gore) My Bloody Valentine (WIP) (Patreon)

Published:
2022-09-10 03:21:06
Imported:
2026-06
Tags:
wip

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virgil can u fucking not

Virgil does not eat people, yet a curious number of y'all seem convinced he does. I'm hurt by this slander of my innocent hyena's good name! >:I Jk. Virgil does get up to some ghoulish shit, but cannibalism is not on his to-do list. Still, buckle up for some spooky hyena antics, in the spirit of Halloween~

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Doglover502

Gee I wonder what inspired this XD Dang we're all thinking of Virgil leaning into killing. Shoot I'm misjudging him (just like most animals in FB I guess) I am glad he doesn't get as ghoulish as I thought, but I do still wonder what dubious business he does do.

lopoddity

Dubious?? can't a hyena sell homemade cranberry jams on etsy without people calling the police, GEEZ

Non-Euclidean Cat

They need to be more careful when making spaghetti sauce.

Doglover502

That actually would be kinda funny if Virgil's business was just something innocent like making Etsy merch or like his own Uber (Zoober?), and the seedy part was just dealing with cranky animals, Karens, and the occasional IRS audit XD

Buttermaster

Virgil actually ate my arm :(

Robo87

Good LORD, Virgil. I know you're a CAVE hyena but most civilized folks politely wipe their muzzles after violently devouring....jam.

lopoddity

He was acquitted in 2018! >:I You have no proof! Virgil was doing community service that night! Somebody PLANTED that arm in his kitchen!!

lopoddity

Canonically, both Virgil and Savannah are both messy eaters, like they have to concentrate when eating in public so they don't look like, well.....hyenas ripping into a rotten carcass. This is because they spent their youth in a shitty foster home and experienced food insecurity, so they quickly learned to wolf down their meals quickly to prevent a bigger kid taking it. So yeah, in private, Virgil probably would shove his whole muzzle into a jam jar and devour the contents. He and Savannah also resource guard like dogs- Savannah will outright snarl and snap at Virg to stop him creeping closer to the last slice of pizza.