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Couch Cuddles (Patreon)

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2023-09-25 05:41:44
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2026-06
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In which Honey’s disgust at the pot smoking and sinful pre-marital cuddling gets crushed by devastating jealousy

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Syd D.

My tail would be wagging too this looks like heaven.

RagingRiptide

Honestly what I’d give to be Topher holy cow, I cannot get over how gorgeous Mal is

StarrySharks

Jfc the way I would do anything to be in Topher's position rn I adore Mal 😍

Haselwoelfchen

Am screaming (positive). Honestly, I'm surprised Topher lets Honey visit. Or maybe he knows exactly what he's doing by letting her see him cuddling with Mal.

Chubi Cat

idk why but this makes me really wanna see Topher and Summer interacting. I feel like their different approaches to Honey's behaviors would clash and I wanna see it

lopoddity

Oh Topher would definitely NOT let Honey visit. In this specific instance, I imagine Honey was set to spend the weekend at Toffee's, but Toffee got caught up in urgent unexpected church business and had to ask Topher to house/entertain Honey instead. Topher agreed purely as a favor to his brother, but makes no effort to actually be hospitable (hence Mal finding Honey and offering her pancakes in the last upload). In this scene Topher's a little high, pretty sleepy, and has likely forgotten Honey is even in his apartment.

knickknacks

they look so COZY stop, I'm right there with Honey in bein a bit jealous, holy cow

Robo87

Weed snuggles are the BEST! I personally prefer to cuddle with my fur babies when I’m high but I’ve definitely had some nice cuddle piles with besties after a sesh

lopoddity

Fantastic prompt! Topher and Summer actually know each other, as they run in similar circles. Have a quick draft. Topher: I don't get it. Mal is nice to her. You're nice to her. Why? She's a monster, you know. She's not harmless. She'd campaign for legislation that hurts people like us, people who are different- and she's so damn stupid she wouldn't realize she's hurting herself too. She's got you all fooled. Do you even know what she'd do if she ever learned we're trans? Summer: Hm, I guess I don't know. Have you ever told her? Topher: No! Fuck that. I am NOT in the mood to field a million ignorant questions from some sheltered small town twerp. Summer: Well, why not? Maybe if she actually heard a unique perspective, she'd change her- Topher: She wouldn't. She's my dad's daughter, through and through. You've seen her stupid, desperate little club attempts, right? "Common Sense Canines"? "Sensible Sapphics"? Christ. There's a million things wrong with that girl, and it's NOT my responsibility to fix her. Summer, shrugging: You're right, it's not. Topher, suspicious: ......But? Summer: But, if nobody ever challenges her- and I mean an open dialogue, Toph, not just antagonizing her cuz it's kinda fun- then she'll never change. And she's the only sister you got. Topher: *scoffs* Me and Toff were doing just fine before she showed up. We'll be fine when she leaves. Summer: Pfft, yeah right. You'd feel guilty. And you know why? *grins, punches his arm* Cuz deep down, you're a good guy. Topher: *sulkily rubs his arm* Summer: And because you've BEEN her. I think maybe you're a little scared to admit it- but you know that if things had turned out different- you might STILL be her. Ignorant, alone, and....afraid. Topher: *snarls* I was NEVER like her. Summer: Never? Topher: .....I was brave enough to leave. I figured out the world didn't begin and end with Dad, I put in the work to unlearn that shit, I...-! I left. And I never looked back. Summer: Sure, Toph. But you had Toffee. Who does she have? Topher: .....*groans* Well if you're so good at this afterschool special crap, why don't YOU talk to her? Summer: You're her brother, Toph. She'll listen to you. Maybe not at first, but...I get the feeling she looks up to you. *snorts* God knows why. Topher, sounding unsure: No she...doesn't. Summer: If she wanted to, she'd only spend time with Toffee. But she goes out of her way to annoy you, too. Why is that? Because she wants you to LIKE her. Why do you think she keeps coming around? Topher: How do you know that? Summer: Duh, dude. Because I have my own preachy annoying little sister? Topher: Isn't Skye only like five minutes younger than you- Summer: -!My point being! She's obviously unhappy with the family she came from. She's trying to find new family. Haven't we all been there before? Topher: ....She's got a long way to go if she ever wants me to like her. If she ever wants to be likable, period. Summer: So show her how. Topher: ..Hm. Summer: Also, as the older sib, you can totally put her in a headlock if you need too. *happily* I do it to Skye all the time! Topher: *scoffing laugh* Alright. I'll think about it.

WAr

How does honey feel about recreational marijuana use (which is what I’m assuming mal is holding)?

CloudBorn309

I am literally SO fucking happy that we're seeing more of Mal, she's so fucking cool and I can't get over her design woman is so prebby!!! ;w; I'm really interested in what else she gets up to? Does she have a job? What's Toffee think of her? ...Can she also make me pancakes those looked so good in the last post

lopoddity

Honey thinks pot is an evil gateway drug and smoking it casually can only lead to degeneracy. She's HORRIFIED her own brother would dare partake in the devil's grass! Can you tell Honey was socialized by a bunch of old out-of-touch reactionaries? She's woefully uninformed about drugs and will probably soon be fretting about getting a "contact high" from having briefly been in the same room as these two hooligans. She's got the number for poison control on standby! >:O

lopoddity

I'm glad! :3 Mal has many jobs, she prefers gig work to being locked into any single, potentially unfulfilling career. She works for Zee as a stagehand and dancer at the local community theater, she sometimes works night security for the women's shelter, she coaches youth basketball during the summer, she runs a small catering business out of her kitchen, she performs tarot readings, she sells art at craft fairs, she sometimes performs alongside Topher at small scale music festivals and concerts. She also volunteers a LOT and has many hobbies. Toffee likes Mal quite a lot, considering she's a longtime member of his congregation and frequent volunteer within the church, be it serving up hot meals to the needy or even doing small repairs around the church. Toffee likes to remind Toph that a woman as incredible as Malika doesn't come around every day, and he'd be honored to officiate their wedding/commitment ceremony someday (this teasing always earns an unamused grumble from Topher, but a chuckle from Mal).

Melody Williamson

Ok I know this is only very tangentially related but I was thinking about reactionaries and drugs then thought "omg imagine the covid Ivermectin treatment in fb" that would be crazy

Lammergayier

Regarding Honey not knowing that Topher is trans. I'm wondering does he have like. Top surgery scars? Would they be hidden under his fur? Or did he have keyhole surgery?

lopoddity

Originally I meant for the Fuzzbutts characters to be like, minimally humanoid. More like regular animals started walking around on two legs. This meant that, similarly to real life, the rule for mammal characters was that they shouldn't have prominent mammaries unless they were pregnant or nursing. This is why in my old drawings of Perry without a shirt, he has no top surgery scars. He simply wouldn't have needed top surgery at all. (You can also see in earlier art that female-presenting characters had flat chests like the males). But over time I got a bit better at human anatomy, so my fuzzy folk took on more humanoid proportions, and also I finally admitted to myself I like drawing boobs. So yes, Topher has top surgery scars. They're faded and slightly obscured by his fur and pectoral muscles, so it would be easy for Honey to miss them (can't imagine she'd be trying to get a solid look at her brother topless anyway, Honey's a massive prude about nudity). Or, if she did spot them, she wouldn't know what they were and might just assume they were some strange punk rock body mod, like tattoos or ear notching.

lopoddity

Oops. I’m so sorry, I accidentally deleted your comment. I’ll copy it here: “does honey not know topher is trans? id assume her dad would out topher to her unless he doesnt know shes seeing her brothers. speaking of brothers how does Merry feel about his golden daughter honey spending time with his two estranged queer sons?” Nope! I feel maybe I’m not illustrating the level to which Honey is sheltered and oblivious. She does not know Topher is trans. She doesn’t know Mal is trans, or Summer. Honey’s community put a very specific idea of what a transgender person is in Honey’s head- the old transphobic caricature of a “confused” hulking man in a flowery dress. But Topher, Mal, and Honey do not match this caricature. They are people, not concepts, with quirks and flaws, just like Honey. And so she takes them at their word. Honey is a small town girl, she’d probably walk into a room full of drag queens and think wow! So many tall, gorgeous ladies! I wonder why they’re dressed so ostentatiously? Are they going to a gala….? :3 Merry will not out Topher. Merry tries not to think about Topher. Make no mistake, Merry is spiteful and patronizing and would misgender Topher if he could get away with it. Problem is, he can’t. Topher presents as male. He’s had top surgery and has been taking testerone for years. Topher has broad shoulders and a scruffy face and a deep voice. If Merry were to call Topher his daughter, or try to deadname him, people would look at Merry like he’s going senile. Merry knows this, because he’s tried it before. It’s simply easier, and less “embarrassing” for Merry to insist he has two wayward sons, and has all along. Basically he’s so shitty he circled back to being accidentally supportive Merry doesn’t know Honey has reached out to her brothers, he spent a lot of her childhood shielding her from them. He would be unhappy to learn she’s been talking to Toffee, and outright furious if he knew she was talking to Topher. Probably enough to confront Topher and accuse him of trying to corrupt Honey and take away his “other daughter”. Merry’s normally too self-obsessed to cop to having a trans son (because he views this as a shameful stain on his own good name), but let me be clear, he absolutely WOULD try to out and misgender Topher as a means to hurt him and keep his precious Honey “safe”. :/

FloweryFruitFangs

I keep instantly becoming endeared to all the unique characters you keep introducing to the cast. I love Mal and Topher's relationship and it seems like they'll always be important to each other...that cuddle looks amazing.

AsTheJayFlies

ohhhh this is so 🥺 toph and summer bonding over being big siblings annoyed by little sisters,,,, encouraging toph to provide juuust the right conditions for honey’s ignorance to crack, just enough for her foundations to crumble and make her start questioning herself. summer the mvp here