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The Worst Bromance (Patreon)

Published:
2024-02-25 07:15:28
Edited:
2024-02-25 07:15:51
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2026-06
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Bruce: giving the gays rights was a MISTAKE

stealing lines from big mouth is a new low for me, lol

Bruce sometimes wishes his stupid brother and Logan would go ahead and resolve their stupid bromantic sexual tension already….be careful what u wish for brucie

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Kenzie Leong

Bruce making the "in front of my salad?" face.

Haselwoelfchen

Aw yeah I was wondering what these two were up to!! Gay shit, unsurprisingly.

Doglover502

NO NOT THE BIG MOUTH QUOTE 🤣 (honestly I love Big Mouth so I’m totally cool with this)

Rumpeltyltskyn

Can’t help but notice they’re wearing what looks like sports bras. Did you decide to make them trans, or is it for another reason? (If you want to share of course)

Must Love Frogs

Good, then I don't feel so bad openly stealing zingers from the Simpsons.

AsTheJayFlies

I think theyre just crop tops tbh

lopoddity

Big Mouth is SO gross, but also really authentic, which makes it surprisingly hard to stop watching

lopoddity

Those are just crop tops. Really snug crop tops. Silver does indeed have big booba, but they're pecs, not actual breasts.

Corinne Stephenson

Bruce: omg just bang already! Bruce 5 mins later: I TAKE IT BACK

lopoddity

Their whole friendship dynamics is just the lyrics from "I'm Not Gay" I'm not gay guys That ain't me I'm just comfortable with my sexuality So I can admit when I see a guy Who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes And a rock hard chest, and rippling abs And the tightest ass, and those sculpted calves And those bulging quads, and the perfect bod' And ohh my god, take your pants off Uhhh .....Fuck it

Fenn

Listen I’ve stolen lines from Rick and Morty you do what you gotta do 😔

Doglover502

Oh it IS gross. But I think it’s still really earnest and has a heart with what it wants to say, so I like it for that

lopoddity

I watched it mostly for Connie, she's got my heart in her nasty lil claws

m0nk3y_m4n

As long as we're taking lines from Big Mouth, would you say that Silver's got the funk that makes Logan's junk wanna spunk? 😏

lopoddity

Bruce, holding up a gun, on the verge of tears: S-Stop. I'm not messin' around. Please. I c-can't take anymore

m0nk3y_m4n

Also I'm 100% with you on Connie having me in an iron vice. My friend and I can no longer say "Bubble Bath" normally because of her

Robo87

Bruce, baby boy, sunshine of my life…just wait until they actually start dating. The PDA and gross dumb flirting is gonna be so intense it’s gonna hurt. One morning Bruce will overhear Silver flirting with Logan with some very poorly disguised work out innuendo and briefly consider jumping from the window My bromos!!!! I missed my favorites roo dudes!! And god Silver is so cute with his awkward lil flirting back GAH I love them!!

Bigsmile

Dear lord! The tension is absurd! I feel for poor Bruce

Robo87

Silver: *takes off shirt after an intense work out and wipes his brow off with it* Logan: *eyeing them man tiddies* 👀 👀 👀 👀

lopoddity

It's okay, Silver is definitely sneaking peeks at Logan's ass in the locker room

Robo87

*3 in the morning* Silver: -and it’s not like I look EVERY time we hit the showers! It’s, it’s just kind of THERE, ya know? What else am I supposed to do, NOT look at his ass? That would be insulting to my bro, is what that would be! *proudly* Logan has the body of a GOD! My Lo-Bro is a fucking PRO athlete! It would be weird not to admire his *perfect* bod, right? Right! It don’t mean I’m homo cause I’m SO no homo-not that I care if anyone is ‘course! I’m just not and- Bruce: *curled up cramped in his bed while Silver uses him to lean back against. Clings to the last shreds of his sanity by his claw tips* Get. Out.

lopoddity

Silver: *can kick an elephant hard enough to cause internal bleeding* Silver: *WILL pout if he and Logan don't get to exchange their goodnight homie hug and kiss*

Robo87

Well that’s just cruel to be robbed of homie luv! In the Arms of an Angel must play somberly in the background when that happens

glitch

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