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Hello Sharks, my idea is Boxing But Slippery. Money please. (Patreon)

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2026-01-26 17:00:20
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Hockey is a beautiful sport where physicality is unavoidable. Like a crash in NASCAR, the fighting becomes an easy spectacle for outside eyes to be drawn to and say, "woah that's sick." And within the sport, the fighting is sick, because when done correctly, it is not a sideshow. It serves a purpose within the game that justifies it remaining in the sport.

BUT SUNDAY (SUNDAY SUNDAY) WE'RE THROWING OUT THAT HOCKEY B.S. AND GIVING YOU ONLY THE PUNCHING THAT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN DESERVES!!! IT'S HOCKEY: OOPS ALL FIGHTS EDITION AND IT'S GOING TO TAKE THE WORLD BY STORM SO HELP ME HOWE

Excuse me, sorry, I don't know what came over me. I worry that I've spent too much time learning about a guy nicknamed Beef who, for one night in 2005, stripped the hockey out of the hockey fights and made the worst version of boxing imaginable. That wasn't how he saw it; in Beef's eyes, this was the dawn of a new era. So, we did our best to see the world through Beef-tinted glasses, but even that was not enough to see anything that ever could have worked.

Welcome to Battle of the Hockey Enforcers.

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MathTeacherGuy

How could this be replicated in other sports? If you join the Patreon, there's a new episode of "Charging The Mound" the first Monday of each month. That's next week, Will! Consider becoming a Secret Agent and you could see all sorts of great content.

Frink Zippi

is it just me or is there an issue with the render causing freeze frames at random points (10:45 e.g.)? the captions still work so i assume it's a render issue. anyway this is a hilarious story and i can totally see the event getting edited down to something watchable (and funny), like i assume the canadian-emmy-winning documentary is

Mark Goetz

My favorite part about Link Gaetz is that he was nicknamed "The Missing Link".

Charles Brunelle

I'm getting this issues as well but it's stopping the video player entirely.

Will Buikema

thanks for flagging this, hoping it was just a processing error in the upload because the file's clean. reaching out to patreon to make sure there isn't something more major, but i'm guessing this just means we need to give a more thorough quality control watch once it's uploaded. sorry about that y'all!

DressToKILT

Man you know it's a bad idea when you're like "bareknuckle fighting!" and Philly is like "yeah but nah."

Andrey Chichagov

I love my first thought is Kofie was streaming football on ice

Mike HBC

I loved and still love BattleBots, and I have attended multiple NHRL events in Connecticut (once with my parents, who were in their early-70s at the time; we all had a blast). Robot combat rules. NHRL, in particular, is one of the best sporting events you could possibly attend in person- tickets are unbelievably cheap (I'm talking unser $20 for an event that starts in the morning and ends well after sundown), everyone is super-nice, there are great food trucks, and there's all-day, almost-nonstop action.

Random Username

I mean, perfect comparison is charging the mound in Baseball or Nascar fighting, if anything gets you penalties, but it's the pressure valve used to clarify distaste.