Where did the bacon go? (Patreon)

Gather 'round for a Weird College Story!

So when I moved away for college, I lived in a house off-campus (although it was just a block away from the school). I had 2 other roommates during first-year who both went to the same college, but for some reason our landlord rented out the basement to this random woman. I think he knew her parents or something and she needed a place to stay. Cool. Strange lady in the basement.

I probably only ever saw her twice for the entire year, but she did love bacon..

All weekend, for like 3 weekends in a row, she cooked bacon. Saturday she cooked a pack of bacon. Sunday she cooked a pack of bacon. The same thing would happen the following weekend. She lived in the basement alone and none of us knew her so I know she wasn't sharing it with my roommates.. but where did the bacon GO??

It's a mystery even to this day.