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The Horned Primate | Total Monster Kill #2 (Patreon)

Published:
2024-07-13 14:00:13
Edited:
2024-09-18 02:59:28
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2026-06
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WELCOME BACK TO TOTAL MONSTER KILL.Our party of fresh hunters set out on their first and most important hunt.

Attached to this post is the episodes transcript!

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Blair

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Piggo

:D

man_e _t

MAN CMON WHY WHILE IM AT WORK

T0MB Buick

After such a long hiatus each of these episodes is like a bump of coke. Loving everything.

FunkyFlumph

Grizzly you should bring back goobleck as a monster in TMK since he was split across the multiverse

ellen!!

i love totally killing monsters

B71TZ

IM SO HAPPY!!! New hyper fixation unlocked

Ellzhenry

Let's fckn goooo

eira

I LOVE TMK IM GONNA JFVDIWVSJJSJ🔥🔥🔥

Harlow

Lets goooooo

Leeanicorn

WOOOOOOO i've missed these freaks

Rookie

Man, the editing for this series really pulls you right into the world

Guitar George

I can’t wait for the new character head chef cock

Guitar George

I’m more into partially killing them

Alana Cake

WHY in the WORLD would they call themselves that? out of defiance i will only refer to them as Total Monstrositrio

Prince_Hyper

I'm absolutely loving this campaign, huge monster hunter fan

Queen of Monke

This is the exact reason why I love this feeling of flipping excitement man! HOLY CONLOE! 😍😍😍😍

Lego Arc trooper Fives

This episode was so good can't wait for the next episode of adventures of Alph the alpha elf leader of alpha squad

Harlow

Also istg Alph is so definitely exercising with that jaw strength of his-

Magz yup

You think you're the big cheese?

ApotheonArt

WOOOO MONSTER GOES CRAZY

Arianna Bruneau

Hey, I just got my riptide dice! I was wondering, is it normal for this d20 to not have a 20? It looks like it has a 21 and a 02, but no 20... I'm not sure if that's a misprint or just part of the design... I'm thinking the 12 and the 20 just didn't get printed correctly. Also the 12 on the d12 is 21

Bea

usually the 20s on a d20 are a cool design to showcase a natural 20 , google some and u will see what i mean

ellen!!

this is why you are the fun police

Arianna Bruneau

Yeah, I know, but is the riptide dice supposed to be the 20 as 02? It is also that way on the dice with the 70 (dunno what that dice is called XD) also the 12 is 21 on all the dice that have a 12

Tayze Benson

That sounds like a production error. I'd message the patreon

F8Breaker YT

Absolutely love how narratively perfect those ending dice rolls were

Magnolia

I NEEEEED a collection og Lucia fanart where she is saluting and marching it's so fucking funny

WaterFoul

learning everyone class has been a bit of a shock, Initially, I thought that Everett was a path of the beast barbarian, Jin was a battle master fighter, and Lucia was some kind of healing based druid (dreams or stars). All their classes honestly make way more sense and have some interesting implications for backstory stuff

Astroglyph

From what I gather, the classes are: Jin: Storm Herald Barbarian, Everett: Ascendant Dragon Monk, Lucia: Peace Cleric For anyone curious

Milo Doodles

LETS GOOO TEAN SIGMA RISE UP ‼️‼️‼️‼️

Alana Cake

The fact that Lucia ended up with the position of leader and delt the final blow to subdue the monster makes me so happy. She such an unlikely leader and i think that makes for great story!

bozo master

The movement did not make any sense 💀, was the cast high?? Lucia literally said she threw the thing and then she was to close to it? Also the elf had a +3 to str +3 Prof bonus and grizzly just said it was a +5 , I get it but just don t say it if you are gonna fuge dice . New players or players not using free bonus action abilities [ like emboldening bond] while the dm has this type of monster is kinda wild ngl

bozo master

Jin used no storm herald abilities

Little wind

Grizzly the only monster hunter reference is cooking cats grizz next episode so you're fighting a rajang at elders recess after sneezing past a ziamate also he perfectly described the stuff you need to capture something in mhw didnt even change the name of tranq bombs not hating I love this lol

Just Roll With It

Omg i actually had never seen a Ziamate until reading your comment thats so crazy. I was imagining a much taller like trex with a shark head. But, yeah definitely I took some more inspo when prepping this episode after recording the first. Why not :D

Just Roll With It

i dont typically like to fudge dice, so im assuming Alf’s inconsistencies were his bonuses because i didnt use a sheet for him. His stats were pretty improvised, but if its obvious and breaks immersion then ill keep it in mind 👍 edit: i do definitely fake dice sometimes as all DMs do LMAO i just dont remember doing that this session

bevdin

alf the alpha elf is my personal enemy rn. i NEED to punch him in the throat asap

Little wind

There is also the Lavasioth is that more what you ment

Connor AnallyProbed

my lawn is mowed and my lungs are clean and the wind is in my sail and i feel human once more. thank you. it has been so long

Pezza

Istg, Lucia is literally me.

randopandour

Enemyship ended with Edward Twilight, now Alph/Alf the Alpha Elf is my new enemy.

AliveAshes

Bro, chill, it's not that serious

AliveAshes

He actually did, when he raged next to the monster he dealt fire damage to it

man_e _t

And they’re level 5 (Everett’s initiative is +4, meaning dex mod is +4; deflect missiles is 1d10 + dex mod + monk level, and Everett’s was 1d10 + 9, so +4 for dex and +5 for monk level)

Unweptsoup

Alf is such a Charlie character (If he ever joins he needs to play him)

OctolingO

16:27 that was such a genuine screaming laugh

Arianna Bruneau

How do I do that? I tried looking for the place to do so but I cant find it...

Mike Rawch

Holy shit I totally forgot Walter hid the money there I'm actually stressed out now

Wyatt Horton

Can’t wait to see the art of them all mewing

chaoticgaygremlin

The only thing on my mind is ‘Lucia can’t do the sigma face’ it’s like a parasite in my brain

AngelTh3Weirdo

Are the stat blocks DM grizzly used custom made or found online? And are we going to be able to get our hands on them? Thanks!

Just Roll With It

I built out the statblock for the monster and Ill certainly post it here with the DM notes!

ArkisGoopin

holy moly new tmk episode just dropped!??!

Mortey!

I love Monster Hunter so much this campaign is like a dream come true

bevdin

i think its super interesting that the monster seemed to understand/respond to lucia speaking to it !!! i wish they explored that a little more, i think it could've been a super cool interaction :3

F8Breaker YT

There are some implications in episode 1 that some monsters were once humans transformed by monster blight, so there may be a correlation there-

bevdin

oh i actually didnt catch that!!! thats so cool to think about !!

Piltover’s Finest

Honestly I find it surprising that Everett wasn’t a Path Of The Beast Barbarian with the Fighting Initiate feat for Unarmed Fighting.

WyattTindall

Honestly never thought I'd be rooting for bizzly's character getting knocked the fuck out right before he could kill the monster

Peachy

loved the episode! i think this was a super exciting combat encounter, especially since it's where we got to learn a little bit more about the monsters the pcs will be fighting and how their stat blocks might look (i loved the abilities we saw! enemies who inflict damage in different ways or create barriers for pcs in other ways are awesome to see!). learning about how the pcs each handle combat was great too; not only because we were able to start figuring out their class features and whatnot, but because their personalities shined too as well. i love the way the council (+ milo) never forgets that combat encounters can be used for storytelling just as much as more stereotypical roleplay encounters!

CloudyOrchards

I can get bored listening to long combats in dnd podcasts but I was engaged the whole time with this one! Super fun

Newton P

GOD the boys did incredible as usual (I <3 self sabotage in the name of displaying character flaws) but Milo FUCKIN KILLED IT with her flavor descriptions. This episode is soooooo yummy delicious.

Porter Walker

Just wanted to say thanks, I have been absolutely loving all of your show's and that TMK started coming out almost in tandem with me starting to play Monster Hunter World.

End wyvern

This campaign just sounds like three siblings going to the store to get something for mom.

Elixie

Did anyone else just imagine them fighting Flopsy from Avatar just with more rocks and angrier?

HyruleHydra

Just wanted to say not only is this episode awesome! I JUST GOT MY DICE AND MY BAG AND HOLY SHIT THIS SO COOL!!!!

Pezza

Jin and Everett are constantly fighting and arguing over the exact things they need to get (Jin is usually right), not noticing while just grabbing anything that catches her eye and putting it in the basket

DW55

Alf has gotta be the best antagonist since Edward ngl.

thee_birdo

he's there in spirit 🙏

Kylinn Burroughs

Thought that said the horny primate and got very confused

ray_lee

THE MUSIC HIT SO HARD DURING THE MONKEY(BULL) SCENEE <333

Greenzhboy

2:18:00 project moon spotted

Greenzhboy

i was thinking the exact sameee fuck Alf

Corvid

This whole thing is incredible, I particularly loved Milo's rp-ing, great episode 👏

Kaios

yo grizz those death gurgles were insane, great episode

bob

Please have Charlie slimecicle play Alf the alpha elf

Kaios

“Dude I’m weak to blunt” from Milo absolutely sent me

brain_dead_dm

"These are our best warriors! " The best warriors: 🤫🧏‍♂️

Nixahma

bait used to b- holy shit is that the red mist

Jorts Storm

Grizzly I see you, using the SoW recap >:))

Jorts Storm

"I'm in the zone." "Dude, get out of it"

Jorts Storm

Bro I love this party so much

TheConsumer

Don't you dare utter that vile serpent's name

DW55

You’re right, I shouldn’t talk about Alf huh