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Hold Your Horses | Judgement #16 (Patreon)

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2025-06-21 18:00:07
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The enemy has come prepared, will our heroes foal their plans?

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Crab Crafting

The title alone made me scared of what is to come

TitaniumAce

Im so excited to see how the plan with all these horses COMEs along

Munoz Adan

The title gives it all away, this is the one😭

junieebuggie

hold my horses? how many we talkin….. (around 600 probably)

BreadButMore

This is a dark omen... something is coming

Oatmeal

Ah yes, the Climax of the campaign... Buttfart will remember this

Jackson Hunter

I wonder if Jaguar realizes that it was Paeons dad who created the soul monster. Probably felt pretty awkward for Paeon to stand there and listen to Jaguar.

CogSentient

ok but where are the f1 tracks

pegmatite ^_^!!

Dude, grizzly was making so much sense in the beginning 😭🙏 he’s saying that a step backwards could be a step forwards, it just matters what direction you’re facing, it’s a matter of perspective

sillyguy

probably the horses and in multiple ways

junieebuggie

“I can see why you go by any pronouns… cousin..” is CRAZY 😭

John EldenRing

Nah grizz made so much sense. If you were facing him west and took a step west, its no different than looking east and taking a step backwards.

ollie jrwi irl trust

WHY DO YALL ALWAYS POST WHEN IM AT WORK GUEJKSOSO💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

Citron

JUDGEMEEEEENNTTTT IS UPON US!!!!!!

Citron

Man I sure hope nobody in the coronation is... hungry...

Jackson Hunter

"Shut up and let me enjoy the show." - The DM

Jackson Hunter

The first Mel parents encounter was so cool... and now there is this. Maybe Charlie is right, maybe all the bits are Condis fault...🤔

izzy bizzy

i dont know why i watch this show

izzy bizzy

i want an apology video with tears

Coco

I'm dying bro I'm in so much pain tears Wonderful Beautiful episode

Mrstealyourdad

I cant believe i pay $5 a month for this. I should be paying much more

Scrungle

nothing could have prepared me

Just Roll With It

Listen it was gonna be serious but they really liked the “prepared” bit so i leaned into it what can i say

Jackson Hunter

I respect it. You are the funniest DM of all time. Never change dude :)

CartoonDeathTrap

Incredible. Powerful. Moving. Easily my new favorite episode of this campaign.

SteamToast

when condi said that they feel heart pain my chest immediately started hurting

Eggyneer

the last like 20 minutes are basically a horror film and im all here for ot I lied it's more like those movies where the world is ending and there's nothing anyone can do about it

Fujin :)

Everyone at the coronation had to make a sanity check... and they all failed

Cheesenoodles

Happy coronat- Happy Judgement Day!

Astroglyph

Dude, let’s kill the horse…

joes✌️cool

hey wait haha um guys its not april 1st so why... why did you guys upload this... why did you say this is the end of the campaign... hey... hey guys... the joke isnt funny anymore...

AllegedlyLuna

jwri really just horror scened a three hundred horse orgy and the king hit a "THIS IS MY PERFECT VICTORY"

SmallestNiko

Episodes like this make me glad I’m a patron. Those last fifteen minutes especially really put all the struggles and traumas I’ve experienced into perspective. You know, I thought I’d had a rough life, but it’s nothing compared to the poor citizens of alcoast

Corvid

I have listened to every single campaign from the JRWI crew while working retail and I can confidently tell you this was the hardest one to fight through without making faces. I haven't even finished it.

PsySneks

Condi... How did we get here?

PsySneks

My reaction at start of this campaign, "OMG new condi campaign I LOVED apotheosis. The climax of this campaign is going to be emotional, amazing, inspiring." Condifiction, this was not the climax I was expecting.

Endzzz

How do you feel about it now

Velvas

I'm so fucking thankful I'm not in retail anymore. It would be completely impossible to keep a straight face for this entire fucking episode. Play this entire episode for any of those British royal guards who can't make a face and I guarantee they're going to fucking cry by the end

DustTea

i love that Charlie slightly changed Paeons voice when he’s not wearing the mask

DustTea

i work in retail. I’m a ylyl master.

Gunkymunkyspunk

I also get what he was going for but he really did word it very funny

Cullam Antisdale

The name of this episode instills the fear of God in me Edit; this is my favorite episode of jrwi to date

Spider in your cider

Could we get Charlie slime sickle to make a song similar to jort storm but instead called it horse storm?

Spider in your cider

What made the culmination better was grizzlies apprehension to participate in the bit they’ve been building up to

Spider in your cider

Oh yeah, I noticed that it was a really subtle change, but it made a big difference

Spider in your cider

Stop HORSING around we always knew it was going to COME to this

Cullam Antisdale

He really reflected for a second on became too aware too late lol

Spider in your cider

At the end of this campaign, they better post the images of the F1 tracks

Spider in your cider

I share this account with my mom. I’m just so glad that you have to watch the show to realize the horrors that the name of the episode suggest

Corvid

I also work in retail, this episode was HARD to get through without making any faces

Corvid

For real, like a car crash that just keeps going for hours

Spider in your cider

I just realize this is truly gonna be all the Kings horses versus all the Kings men they’ll never be able to put this kingdom back together again

PsySneks

I'm going to scream XD

Gunthergoon

I haven’t physically ROLLED laughing in a long time, I woke my dog up 4 times

Oliver klimansky

I love the 'what did you mean by this?' thing

Isle Of Dead

I listen to this podcast to keep me awake on my drive to the town over every Monday… it’s been doing its job…

AraTheKing

Condi describing Mel’s parents in the min/max armour immediately turned them into Jessie and James in my head

Braben

NOOO!!!! They un-woked Paeon :(

Monke City

A horse walks into a inauguration

Monke City

The king say's ` /------c--\ / _ _ ___ _\ ( _| (o) (o) | ) | / .V. \ | \ /_ _\ / __`''(''''')'' `__ /----\ \ / /----\

JustAnotherRQ

I AM JUDGEMENTING EVERYONE INVOLVED IN MAKING THIS EPISODE

piss shivers

Grizzly- “You see” absolute chills

Jam'ez

This episode is guenuely worse than monster control service icl

Thomas Flores

Best JRWI episode to date. You guys really CAME through with this one!

Iklonar

Preparation Man vs The Tides of Chaos

QueenPickle

I think the video they refer to with the horses is “200 horses stuck on island” by 1hollie8. Also what the hell was that

Z

🐎🏇

Z

"Do you think God stays in heaven because He too lives in fear of what He's created?"

bandito

I- wow i really paid money for this LMFAO

Nixahma

Spoiler free review: this was worse

illiterate

I can’t hold my horses when they’re already holding each other 💔

Handful of Rat

I feel like during this epsidode I embodied the dog facing the sunset with it's eyes closed meme I expect goofy ass moments from jrwi and I tend to smile as I say "omg I hate them" while laughing, but that. That was something. fr though still really love you guys, all good fun ❤️

TheSkinMan

Jaguar, honey, I love you so much, but please stfu when someone starts to get emotional 🙏

Shiny Sparce

I just wanted to let you guys know, in case you were worried, this, this episode, this was awesome. I have no idea how you managed to make a payoff so goddamn funny that all the redundant buildup was worth it. One of my new favorite episodes of the show for sure.

SquishBean

I know the descriptions of what was happening with the horses was… bad. But I got some mild Magnus Archives vibes from it, and I think that it could be a really effective storytelling technique in a campaign like PD for a villain attack. Like if Mal started attacking a city and everyone took turns describing people in danger. Could be pretty interesting actually 🤔

Galactipunk

As an aroace I genuinely DEMAND that the next campaign consists of an entirely asexual party who refuse to make sex jokes. That is the only way you guys can repent for whatever this is.

Guitar George

Is this what they meant by the white monster

Eggyneer

man, did I black out or smth because it seems they released Monster Control Service from the perspective of the unfortunate onlookers

Spider in your cider

tomorrow is presumably judgment day And if judgment day is not the name of this final episode, my brain‘s gonna be thoroughly confused

Connor Emerson

What is that's song at the very end?

Lluvia_Boy

Might be my fav campaign so far

cooper

never been happier to not have sound effects

Sharkzilla

Anyone else listen to this and think to themselves, I payed money for this. This is a joke, I love jrwi

Amy Waller

The horse orgy vignettes made me laugh and cringe so hard simultaneously, I detached a retina.

Amy Waller

I should clarify it was good cringe. I was cringing at the horse cum. The performances were great!

alextrublii

this is perhaps the worst thing i've ever experienced. you can expect my money same time next month

nova_cove

HEATHERS MENTION MILO THE GOAT

Stickfish

As did the horses

Nick

All the setup of an entire campaign, about grappling with the morality when dealing with the souls of the damned, manipulating scenarios and memory recollection to expose the new Kings misdeeds, all to be triumphed by 300 horses turning into 450.

Ashley432

Never been happier to have chosen to be a supporter

Jack Curtin

Genuinely how could this have ever had a serious moment

Will S

No I do the same thing I had to leave and take my break because I was laughing so hard