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Unwitness Protection Program - Diseased Residents [Case File 2] (Patreon)

Published:
2025-10-04 18:00:12
Edited:
2026-03-04 23:32:29
Imported:
2026-06

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music composer: drackfreeee (https://www.youtube.com/@drackfreeee/videos)

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Sylphy

YIPPEE

Bruh

Yayyy

GlitchedWillow

OH HELL YEAH UNWITNESS PROTECTION ON MY BIRTHDAY BABYYYY

junieebuggie

YAAAAAAYYYYYY MORE NORAH!!!!!!!😸😸😸

lostincarcosa

YAHHHHHHH ATYYYY BEST TIMINH EVER YAYYYY

B-man

Yes

junieebuggie

i think issac needs a Tums or something

LockedKeys

So thankful for the content warnings at the start WAHOOO THANK YOU COUNCIL

Citron

I DIDNT EXPECT THIS TODAY BEST SUPRISE EVER

Citron

PEAK IS BACK

Eggyneer

content warnings? in MY unwitness protection program??? might be peak

Citron

Hey so uh... Whats??? Gonna happen this episode???

tunafish33

So hype for episode 2

gill

1:39:12. um. guys. guys. guys. what.

Eggyneer

SPOILERS!!! I DIDNT EXPECT THEM TO CALL GRIZZLY THATS SO FUNNY WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THEY WENT CAMPING.

Iklonar

Is there a canon neo-Italy on Prime now? Also I now understand why William doesn’t have any background trust in superheroes if this kinda stuff keeps happening and they haven’t shown up to figure out why people keep dying in overtly unnatural ways in this town at this point.

junieebuggie

cant even pinpoint when everything went to shit because every turn was a punch in the face ☹️

Fire Lynn

seems so, or something alike anyhow.

Fire Lynn

everything is so fucked. Spoilers isaac...my dude. the chances of him being hurt more are So up. or dying. or something. and god. norah. I don't even know what to say besides it's so tense and so scary and everything is on edge and it's just so much trauma. like, yes the canonicity is very up in the air but. these kids have been and are going through the horrors.

Eggyneer

as long as william im pretty sure this will be 100% canon... not sure abt the others tho...

Eggyneer

pretty bug pinpoint.... going to the grandma's house was the shift

Eggyneer

in prime, the place full of superheros, it is actually insane that deadwood doesn't have any heros in it considering that there's like thousands of them, official or vigilante, and the amount of shizz that occurs in the town too

Coco

It's so fucking peak and also they are so fucked Holy shit

Charlie!!!

I can't remember if this is cannon or not but holy shit if it is that's insane

Citron

Oh.. oh no

Citron

OH NO

Iklonar

It’d be really funny if they really collectively went “nah these vibes are off” and marked Deadwood as some kind of no-protection zone because everyone who chooses to live there is just ignoring WATCH’s warnings that they should move away at this point

Iklonar

It’s canon if William and the town (plus, presumably, his parents, since canonically they’re okay in PD) survives; it’d make William not telling the rest of the PD that all of his friends died (like, when he talked about his past in Deadwood) a little odd but it’d make his extreme fear (especially at the end of Season 2) become honestly pretty understandable so… yeah, canonicity will be determined by how this plays out.

brain_dead_dm

DONT LEAVE ME LIKE THIS!!! DONT LEAVE ME HERE!!!

Iklonar

I know this is supposed to be monthly but, just saying, it would be kinda peak if part 3 dropped on Halloween.

ollie jrwi irl trust

what do you mean there’s a content warning. what do you mean.

ruby

holy shit guys this series is fucking exceptional!! the raw tension and horror bizly is creating is crazy and dude everyone’s performances are 10/10 (so glad grizz got to make a cameo his phone call was hilarious), would love to hear a rolled/qna at the end because id be very interested to hear about the experience playing this one

joes✌️cool

yo what the fuck are the first few seconds of this dawg im tryna have a video with my meal and bev bro what the fuck happens

elliesmellie79

I LOVE YOUR JAY COSPLAY SM I FOLLOW YOU ON TIKTOK

Natsu Sekai

that whole louie phone call was diabolical charlie making grizz come up with new voices and goofy shit is equal parts evil and hilarious you never say "no" in improv, grizz did that super well

Newton P

There was a lot of visceral imagery here of course but I think my favorite is two teenagers struggling silently against each other in the woods.

fishlikestinker

I HOPE THESE GUYS ARE PROUD BECAUSE HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

paranormie

I CAN TELL ITS THE SILENT HILL SOUNDTRACK IS IN THE BACK THIS IS FIRE

Krow

For a minute I was wondering how Louis could be in Italy if UPP is intended to be a prequel to prime defenders. Then I remembered that rolled where Bizly said that on Prime, Rome was literally built in a day. By martians. Idk what I’m meant to do with this information.

Noe

//spoilers for in episode just coming from playing re7 makes it so much worse with the imagery like the mold and dried out/hardened body parts it’s so gross but like /pos

QueenPickle

58:43 I was MID BITE into a Dairy Queen cotton candy blizzard. I don’t know if I can finish my ice cream anymore.

TheRealGoopyGunkyGuy

I can't believe I made the mistake of watching this before going to bed bro.

mysticet

As a lovecraftian horror enjoyer I really love the atmosphere bizly is creating

Amy Waller

So fun fact from your friendly neighborhood medical student: Metoprolol isn't a blood thinner. It's actually a beta blocker. It basically prevents things from stimulating the heart to beat harder to reduce hypertension (there's more to it but thats the gist). A blood thinner is something that keeps blood from clotting. It doesn't make the blood thinner like adding water to a sauce might, it reduces blood clots that could cause strokes and heart attacks by fucking with the blood clots themselves or the things that make them. An example would be something like warfarin. So what might this fictional doctor have actually used in this scenario? Well I looked at my textbooks and it turns out MOUTH ACID FROM BUG SATAN is actually cured with thoughts and prayers. Good thing there's a church in deadwood! Also, I'm not trying to say they should know this shit lmao that would be insane, I just wanted to share some fun facts since JRWI did get my dumbass into medical school :D ANYWAYS LOVED THE EPISODE!!!

lowpolymoose

so phenomenal, just a delightful watch!! so excited to see the rest, endlessly impressed with bizly’s storytelling with the PD world and his use of different ttrpg systems, an inspo as a dm

hooper

holy shit i am SO excited for the next episode. the atmospere, bizlys DMing, everything abt this campaign dude, i think this might be one of my fav jrwi campaigns already. I LOVE UPP!!!!!!!!!!!!

CrocInCrocs

if isaac dies i blame charlie for making condi do that encounter alone

Fishgogle Yark

The horror campaigns are very well done, if you like this watch blood in the bayou, its so incredibly awful, in a way that horror people will love. I still am so deeply discomforted by the clicking

Flicker Selaphobia

Louie has a dog huh? If it was at their grandparents house then I wonder why they didn't warn them. Alas, this continues the trend of dogs being forgotten in Call of Cathulhu campaigns lol (I say this jokingly)

hooper

i have watched blood in the bayou! twice actually! and im in the process of re-watching it a third time to get into the mood for halloween, its in my top 3 for sure :D if there were to ever be a jrwi campaign turned into a classic indie horror film it would def be bitb

Thyvenom

I really like Bizly's way of doing pushed rolls, letting the player decide what the consequence could be instead of the Foreshadowing mechanic. Most likely the result of a certain sky incident lmao. Environmental storytelling

QueenPickle

“DM can I ask a f’ed up question” -famous last words

HeroNotFound

Damn I can’t believe it took 1 whole episode for one of them to be marked for death, must be a new record

Crow

SCREAMING AND ROLLING AROUND NORAH MY BABA,,,,,, TEARS IN MY EYES

OctolingO

I love Grizzly's commitment to the bit

OctolingO

Who knew that the town of Deadwood was also once known as Silent Hill

Zyx

If I had a nickel for every time Condi got a one-on-one with the Keeper in a Call of Cthulu campaign...I would have two nickels...which isn't a lot...but it's FUCKED UP that it happened twice. Do you WANT to die, Condi??

TheSkinMan

Let it sink in that all of this that is happening is taking place in the same world in which Fartbo resides.

TheSkinMan

Issac’s like reverse Rolan- having the absolute worst luck and rolls humanly possible.

Zyx

Well, you know, except for Williams TWO 100s!

Eli

ohhhhhhh man im gonna go CRAZY im gonna go INSANE i need the next part NOW

officiallt3

NO WAY GRIZZLY APPEARENCE YAYYYY

Ivy Rover

An evil little part of me wants to think the bbeg is Locust Man

FishFusion

i feel like im gonna hyurl man, that was some of the best horror wrighting ive ever heard in my life!

Drag0nAtlas

holy fuck this is intense. i genuinely dont think any horror media has got me this locked tf in before. genuinely this deserves a full budget film production, because what the fuck

Spacebarbasher

Really shouldn't have drank that kombucha, its making it hard to not feel these bugs.

zoof

le frog is genuinely out there during ts btw

Chitchat66

Not them calling grizz and him being on point with the rp

ConstantlyBen

56:30 I'll be honest I fully thought that was the boos theme from Mario

MachTalks

“Really strong opioids” BLOOD IN THE BAYOU MENTION?!

SymphonicChimp

omg dude, ive had to be on a bit of a break so im catching up but the score in this is beautifully done, especially when norah is running away from will in the forest

Duskfall07

Oh my god the parallel between Will leading Norah to the river to chase the bugs and then Will chasing Norah to the river in this episode is crazy

Notsofunni

Barcode!!!! Man that dog I wonder what he’s up to

crunchy_water_

I love it zooming in on the phone when Nate is talking 😭😭

Eggyneer

THREE NOW!!!!

Eggyneer

crazy theory, what if Isaac's dad has been dead since now or even before now? and that car in the forest is his dad's car or smth.

Eggyneer

fartbo gonna show up in unwitness one of these days

Walker Thurman

It would REALLY benefit these kids to learn the word “feverish”

SkelementIsland

My name is Leo Dupont, that was so jarring LMAO