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Titan Storm

Peter finally got some action and dies... dude's a kaluta (a mouse that mates and almost immediately dies)

Dirk Strider

I’m vibing my nuts off to the neon white soundtrack in the back

Dirk Strider

My nuts are no longer vibing in any capacity upon completion

Jazz

The acting god damn. This made me cry some ugly damn tears at work.

Max

bruh im AT WORK i thought this was a comedy podcast?? (/j i loved this episode so fucking much)

RaztheTabby

Bro, if I was Thanatos, I would have kept doing mage killer and curb stopped his head till I gained a point of exhaustion

Galaxy_does_stuff

Rumi broke me on this episode. Like, i have tears in my eyes now.

MossCarvin

The whiplash between insanity of episode 11 and the acting in this one is amazing

Zasne

This is my 3rd time re-watching Apotheosis, and its the 3rd time I almost cried

HEE-HOO!!

i am actively in school trying not to sob over a fucking dnd character, how could you do this to me

Guitar George

Small tip, don’t use active and school in the same sentence

mckennaers

They really said bury your gays with this one

Breamo

Actually crying and weeping what the fuck. What the hell was that guys .that was so .gods. The acting ?? What if I went insane. What if I never recovered. Tearing my hair from the roots man

Blair

DO NOT LISTEN TO FOURTH OF JULY BY SUFJAN STEVENS IMMEDIETLY AFTER WATCHING TO THIS EPISODE 😭😭😭

It's Your Boi

And this episode is proof that queer people never win. I will never recover from this…

Corvid

This shit had me near tears at my job, are you kidding me

Luke Lantz

I did the math, for thanatos to attack petter, for it to be a crit, and for Peter to fail is a 1.66% chance

DaWilly

Thanatos is the main villain I swear he kills Peter right after he just found happiness with Rumi and then blames the gods for it I’m fuming!

Guitar George

I cannot fathom how this was a luck based event with the amount of foreshadowing throughout the series

Stickfish

I AM NOT GOING TO CRY FOR PETER MOTHERFUCKING SQLOINT I REFUSE NO

Soup

Spaghetti sauce

tuesday

NONONONONONONONO

Lee

NOOONNNOOOOWHHHYYY

soap reh

I'm a JRWI anti now

Ace Hutson

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

Baka7

This episode was so sad. Asobtheosis.

Kolby

Fuck

TheRealHumbird

Damn I definitely didn't expect that what the fuck

Temmiefrog47

So... there is a 33% chance peter got hit (5 or 6 on the D6), there was a 10% chance Thanatos's attacks would be a crit( Two rolls of a D20 of 5% each). There is a 50% chance peter failed his saving throw(1-10 being fail, and 11-20 being a pass). So a 1/60 chance of instant death on Thanatos's turn. A 1.667% chance of Peter instantly dying. And that is even without the probability of him getting damaged from the previous attack to get him below 100 HP, and the damage for that one!

Fox the fox

Well you know, I was having a good morning, I was going to go for a walk, and oh new episode just dropped time for a cool and not at all sad fight 😁😁😁

sami

i did the math and the odds of thanatos killing peter was 1.6%. if you factor in the moon beast encounter the odds of his death drop to 1.2%

Firn

I think its double that coz he had 2 attacks, just killed him on the first one. Also, have you got the moonbeast statblock? Coz tbh I've got no idea what to hit/ dmg was.

Grimy Boi

And to think… at the end of the last episode I was worried Thanatos was going to become an awkward third wheel…

sami

the 1.6 is for both atacks, 33% for peter being attacked, 10% for one of the rolls being nat 20, and 50% that peter failed the save. I dont have the moonbeasts statblock a friend of mine gave me the info (so it could be wrong) but they said it has a +6 to hit (meaning it was a 75% chance of hitting peter) and rolled 2d10 +3 damage (meaning there was a 99% chance it did more than 5 damage putting peter below 100 hp)

Firn

Ur right. I completely forgot about the save

Misterkryptonite l

Could Rumi not have used the Atlas of Untold Stories to cast Revivify, or any revival spells at all?

Kirby in a Box

i'm pretty sure the atlas of untold stories has a set of specific spells in it, because it's based off the spellbook items from tasha's cauldron of everything

Steve Harvey

bro you got my ass fucked up at work

enderwoah

episodes that sent me to superhell and back wtf!!!!