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APOTHEOSIS | Apotheosis Finale (Patreon)

Published:
2022-07-27 16:20:40
Edited:
2023-04-15 04:02:51
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2026-06
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And so the curtain closes on our god slayers...

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Bee ツ

Idk how it’s spelled, but my heart shattered when I heard “Alaina”… that was my ex’s name 🥲

Leo Walters

Don't tell anyone this but I've become more attached to Apotheosis than either of the main campaigns. This was so great all the way through, and I'm so sad that it's finished, but in a good way, if that makes sense.

stan schulze

That was so damn good. P.s "Who the fuck is Rahu?l" had me dying

Owen

I loved this campaign, but I kinda wished that around the middle Peter found a giant salamander and made it his steed, that would have been on brand

Z

cool ending, why clone lizard? no clone thanatos? then he could be chillin

Christopher

Just finished listening to the campaign for the 2nd time almost a year later and still hits just as hard, absolutely incredible work from the boys in Condi’s campaign.

Titan Storm

I just realized that when lizard at about 5:15 dragged the beast out of the woods, he's just a normal lizard now...🤣

Mixtraa

Same here, third time so far and almost cried at work lowkey. This ending, when peter biffed it, when Rand met his sister at the end, and when Jay was commanded to kill Gillian and he just smiled, are all the most emotional moments ive had listening to this pod. Fuckin sobbed at the part when Gillian took off his chestplate and went down w a smile.

Somenerd

Such a beautiful conclusion

BLANK_b_b

Peter is the goal

Rexx_TheRatKing

Loved this campaign im going to miss it but I loved it, props to Condit ❤

Maxwell

My life goals tbh

CamelCraft

i haven't watched/listened to this episode yet but my theory my just roll with it theory is goobleck did all of this somehow he's coming goobleck is in everything he's in the multiverse i'm not crazy you're crazy he's coming he'll suck it all up i'm warning you all

Kat

I'm used to a lot of bullshit from this crew (and I love it each time), but for some reason God Mini-Me's getting shout out of Gilgamesh portals got me wheezing so hard I choked on my water😆 timestamp: 2:08:10

Cherrie Moon

this is my comfort series so genuinly i come back to it every once in a while and i listen to it over again and each time i love it more and more its the most beautiful campaign with a beautiful ending and story! Thank you so much for this <3

shiloh’s #1 fan fr

“I see you and I love you” CRYING SCREAMING THROWING UP I LOVE THEM TWO SO MUCH AGAGEGEHE 😭😭😭😭

shiloh’s #1 fan fr

omg they’re getting married i’m gonna cry THEYRE MARRIEDDD i’m so okay about this totally really for real AAAHHHHHHHHH🥹🥹🥹

shiloh’s #1 fan fr

“zip it, lock it, put it in your pocket” so proud to be a than stan 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Rachel Liebold

Incredible ending. Keep rocking on!!

Silver Paladin

Amazing, loved it thank you guys for these amazing campaigns and stories!

Ivanavich

The crew defeats god and allows the world peace: Alawfreeo(a)sis

PsySneks

One of THE MOST emotional campaigns I've ever listened to, twice now. Still so so good!

Corvid

This campaign was so well done, genuinely this might be my favorite of the campaigns

Corvid

This is my first time listening and I can forsee a relisten sometime in the future

Epsilon

Can't wait for The god slayers vs Uncle Sam and The Congress

Cosmicren

Is Peter still technically a god? I need answers please-

Trevor T

Y'know the backpack god still didnt have arms or legs as a skeleton. So 2 skeletons were building the shelter at Mach 10 while a third one was just wiggling really fast on the ground.

Ashentrash

NOT THE OUTER WILDS MUSIC AAAH

iagini

Oh god Oh god Oh god Oh god

Zephyr

ITS HERE

Lee

ITS HERE OH NOOO

Soup

AAAAAAAAHHH

jatthew

oh shit here we go boys

Karter_19h1n9p

AHHHHH HOLDING ALL YALLS HANDS!! ITS HEREEEE

BonezMcCann

I'm smiling so hard rn even though I am terrified of the next 2 and a half hours

reed_you_guess

This shit is insane I have cried MULTIPLE times. 10/10 condi

Sylvsol

absolutely insane campaign, could not have had a better ending

Honeywisk

I haven’t started this episode yet. I’ve been staring at the play button for hours. I can’t say goodbye to these characters just yet :(((

Tak

FUCK!! The begining gives me chills!!

romeo garza

Damn that's an awesome ending!

ShaLoo_Cartigan

Thank you so much for DMing this beautiful story Condi!! We love you!! And thank you boys for playing such amazing characters. This was the coolest thing ever!!

Tabbety

Amazing storyline and enchanting characters. Thank you for sharing this part of you with the world. We appreciate it <3

Nunya

Imma miss this campaign, it's been so so good. Props to Condi for a wonderful story, and to the others for their incredible characters!!

Mateter

You guys are about to make me start crying at work

Temmiefrog47

Well fuck... I managed to not cry until about the 2:45:00 mark. When I relized this is the last time we'll see these characters. Imagine saying goodbye to your best freind to let them sit on a box for eternity then having to remove your own memories. Why are these 4 so good at telling incrediblye heart wrenching stories. Whenever something I love ends, I end up bawling. This was no acceptation. I wish we could have these characters forever, but that would make them no longer special, and characters. Congratu-fucking-lation Condi, and the boys on making the funniest, yet most heart wrenching story ever made.

Tak

OMGGGGG. HOLY FUCK THIS CAMPAIN WAS SO AMAZING!! I got chills like 30 times, busted out laughing, and was emotionally moved while i was working. It was so amazing. Condies openings, condies story writing. Its so amazing. This campain was absolutely amazing. Thank you so much for making this campain, my absolute favorite campain yet!

Kolby

Good shit, loved the way that the story was wrapped up and it was amazing to see the characters grow

Christopher

Absolutely Incredible Condi and boys

riley h

the idea that Thanatos ended up doing the same thing when the campaign started and ended is mindshattering, he is still defending the gods just with such a different mindset?? it's insane, so well played.

BonezMcCann

Elena: Hey Peter,did you fall from heaven bc you look like an angel Peter: please don't bring up my past trauma, you literally dropped me

Keyia

BEST ENDING YET

SlimeyEhwin

This campaign was fuckin beautiful. Loved every bit of it

ElvishCyborg

God I love this campaign, all the scenery and ideas and characters are just so god damn good. Condi you did a fantastic job and can’t wait to see what else you run in the future

Xavrockerr •

Big respect to condi that campaign was amazing

CommotionInDaOcean

Holy shit I am taken aback. I listened to this at work and I was trying so hard not to visibly react. But I laughed out loud, held back tears, and stifled screams from this finale. I have to say it was an epic conclusion to everything so far. I am so happy for being a Patreon member. This campaign was worth my $10 a month AND MORE. Bravo all of you!!!! (I'm playing my first ever campaign this weekend and I want to thank you guys for getting me into this fun world of DnD) So much love and respect for the stuff you create!!!!

TheRealHumbird

My god, this was incredible!!! Thank you to everyone, I loved every episode of this epic and funny saga.

The Fanta Gang

I never actually thought of it like that omg

Keyia

Will Wood released an album and all I can think of is Apotheosis for like half the songs I think I'm in my obsession arc

Big Ol' Schmuck

I loved following this campaign all the way through and seeing the dynamic of the group going from Peter supporting and having faith in Thanatos and Rumi to the both of them putting all of their faith into Peter changing the world for the better

Jack Craig

When Peter said "Its Sqlointing time" and killed Zuin I was blown away. Truly the best campaign on JRWI

grodytoady

I just finished the episode and I’m in genuine tears. This campaign was absolutely fucking phenomenal, and I can already tell it’s something I’m going to listen to over and over again. Everyone’s characters and how they interacted and grew over the course of the campaign were such a treat, when I first started listening to it I never expected to care so much about each one of these godslayers. But most of all I’ve been consistently blown away by Condi’s incredible storytelling and I absolutely cannot wait to see any and everything he does next.

matchcook

Absolutely stunning. I'm so proud of our boys and especially Condi. I'm ecstatic to see what comes next and for the return of our Pizza Posse, the Prime Defenders

Peace

Everything about this campaign was simply amazing and I am almost said to see it end, but at the same time, this was the perfect end to an amazing story. This is definitely something I will come back to listen to again, it was hilarious, emotional, and all around just amazing. I hope to see more of Condi as DM, as long as he's up to it. It was so wonderful to be able to listen to this campaign

Zozzleberry Fin

Thanatos' ending is so cool because just thinking about like, a future adventuring party being tricked into defeating him to set Zuin free is very interesting to me (even knowing it would never happen), because it recontextualizes that type of scene when we know the guard and all the hardship it took to lock him up so well.

Grimy Boi

As a man who also struggles with mental health, I can relate to your struggles Condi. I know the feeling of having to fight twice as hard to get your creative energy out, and the doubts about what you’re creating sometimes feel insurmountable. But despite all that, you still made THE most moving, funny, and inspirational story I’ve ever heard. Credit to the other JRWI boys, you played the characters phenomenally, but Condi, you made the story that allowed them to exist. Thank you for telling your story. Thank you for every aspect of yourself and your creativity that you poured into this. This show is one I’ll come back and listen to over and over again because it is, truly, that good. You are and always will be a massive inspiration in everything I creatively do. Keep it up king ❤️

EmberAnimates

I have genuinely no words *proceeds to rant for multiple paragraphs* I got Patreon 3 days ago, and I knew, before I did anything, that I had to binge apotheosis. My listening experience may have been affected by the fact that I had some spoilers (angelstone canon, peters death, etc) and by the fact that I didn’t have to wait between episodes, but I don’t think that I would have enjoyed it any less. Truthfully, I was worried when I started this campaign that I would get bored. Thinking back now that was absolutely insane of me, but I tend to lose interest in battles both when I play and listen to dnd, and a lot of times in short-ish campaigns like this they’re very combat heavy. In my opinion, this campaign WAS very combat heavy, and yet I never got tired. The way all the characters bounce off each other, the way you guys can bring life and humor into every story you tell, and the epic one-liners you deliver during battles kept me invested. (There was many times during battles with the gods when I thought it was the final blow and I’d just go “PLEASE SAY THE LINE (HDYWDT?)” and then he didn’t. I’d get upset not because the battle was continuing but because I was rooting so hard for the godslayers and I was so excited for them to win) Watching all the characters develop was so heartwarming. In the beginning Rumi and Thanatos’ dynamics directly opposed each other and Peter always seemed caught in the middle, too anxious to “pick a side,” as it were. Normally, with a dynamic like this, interactions between the party become stagnant and hostile and nothing really gets done without a fight, yet somehow you kept that from happening, keeping the story and characters both flowing and entertaining. And their ideals all changed so much in a truly beautiful way. (All of this tangent I’m about to go on is obviously just my interpretation of the events and may be a bit off-base, but I did my best) Peter gained so much confidence throughout the story, from accepting a life of pain to fighting for a world of hope. His way with dealing with people, seeing the humanity in everyone, even the gods, made me feel so fuzzy more than once. (Charlie, you always know the exact right line to say to hit you right in your feels or your funny bone. Every word you speak to the other characters grabs my attention) Elena needed to be perfect, and he had been trying for so long to no avail. When she found the harp blade and got her visions, she thought she’d be able to find perfection in a world someone else had created for her, in a body someone else had created for her. In the end, though, they realized perfection isn’t what they needed. What they needed was love, and, with help, they found that in Peter, Thanatos, and eventually themself. (Grizzly, you always describe things so vividly, it makes the story truly come to life. My heart beat spiked every time you explained a spell cast flavor or described their facial expressions) Thanatos saw himself as only a tool, but Peter and Elena saw him as much more. Even though Peter usually agreed with Elena, he always did hear out his side and understand what he wanted. When Peter gave him that rock, he felt cared for for the first time. When Peter was slain, he felt guilt for the first time. And when Peter sealed him away, he felt peace for the first time. Side note: Thanatos, if my memory serves me right, never hugged anyone throughout the campaign. He sometimes attempted reassuring pats, but they were always stiff. People hugged him, but he never reciprocated. Except on the very last one, when they said goodbye. You have no idea how much that means to me (Bizly, your characters are a pretty mixed bag, and you should take that as a compliment. Each one has such vastly different demeanors, goals, and beliefs, and yet you are able to pull it off flawlessly every time) And of course I can’t forget this amazing world. Condi, your skills are ones I cannot put into words. You built the landscapes that they explored, you played off the bits that they made, you made each of your characters personable with the others. You told the story that these characters lived, and I cannot thank you enough for that. I think I’ll finish up my rambling. It’s currently one o’ clock in the morning for me and there’s a good chance none of this is coherent, but if there’s a small chance any of you do see this, i will cherish these 15 episodes forever <3

SireToad

Character development is Thanatos obliging to letting them rest without complaints.

Bean Martin

Lmao I am so excited for the tonal whiplash of going from the heartwrenching, at times brutal, epicness of Apotheosis to the antics of the Sewer Ravioli Squad.

Tabbety

What a Gneiss campaign

ThatOneGuy

The development of all of the characters was so great. Thanato’s ending was so good too, glad he found a purpose in something other than killing the gods. Instead he finds purpose in ensuring the god doesn’t find his way out to wreak havoc again.

Owltrocious

how did thanatos become the best JRWI character over night? i love that metal man so much 💖 This campaign was so good, you guys did so awesome

Owltrocious

i didn’t cry until they started singing don’t you forget about me. Unrelated to the beautiful performance to the boys, it was just a wonderful ending.

Unknown_Horseman

Zuan's wish was literally Infinite Tsukoyomi

Hug Blob

Omg this ending was such a nice palette cleanser after BITB's ending (not saying that that ending was bad but it's nice to have a more hopeful ending after that one). This campaign was amazing and I'll definitely go on and watch the rest! NOW ONWARD TO PRIME DEFENDERS!!

Titan Storm

Thanatos still has his brother/pet in his tinder box.

Hopefully Strange

This was a brilliant, and absolutely fantastically immersive experience. Thank you 💜

SirBungus

I love how rumi and Peter had the quintessential queer relationship at the end lmao

Hug Blob

Blood in the Bayou! A very short campaign that Charlie ran