fortune cookies (Patreon)

Haha, I enjoyed writing the dialogue, and I even made a sort of script for a prequel, although I'm not sure I'll draw how it all began because I don't think there's any point unless you write in the comments that you want to see the transformation of the guys. Basically, here's the first part of the script, and the rest is in pictures. I haven't finished the final part yet, it will be tomorrow, hehe.

Yo bros, check it out — grabbed these fortune cookies on the way!

Would’ve been better if you bought beer, dude.

Oh come on, it’s kinda fun.

Heh, alright, let’s try them.

Oh damn, these actually taste pretty good.

What’d you get?

Hmm… it says “you will become ravenously hungry and devour everything in sight”.

Not exactly a stretch, you’re always like that lol.

True, I’m already ready to eat all these cookies muahahaha.

Ey asshole, that’s not fair, leave some for us!

Haha, you snooze you lose!

What else was there?

Okay, next one… “you will grow taller”. Oh nice, I’m down!

Bro where tf else are you gonna grow, you’re already a damn lamppost?!

Next… “you will become a true beast!” haha hope that’s in bed!

Dude that already happened like years ago!

Okay next one’s kinda weird… “your skin will turn red” hmm…

Maybe you’ll go to the beach and get a crazy sunburn?

Yeah probably… and after that “you will lose all control over your actions” haha yeah after a couple beers for sure!

Alright our turn now!

Okay mine’s weird as fuck “you will become shorter in stature” what the hell is this?! Who even writes these? Aren’t they supposed to be positive?

Nah mine were weird too.

Yo mine’s even worse “soon you will be born in reverse” what the fuck does that even mean? How do you get born in reverse??

Maybe like… reincarnation but better version?

Guys mine is straight up disturbing “you will be devoured by a gigantic demon” each next one is getting worse wtf

Come on it’s just dumb paper slips, probably written by some AI anyway…

Yo bro what’s the last one?

Uhh… mine’s the worst… “a colossal foot will reduce you to nothing but a puddle”

That’s fucked up… maybe these are Halloween edition cookies or something?

Whatever, they taste good, just ignore it.

Ey… I’m feeling kinda weird all of a sudden…

Bro! Your skin!

What the fuck is happening? What is this shit??