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If I Were You Episode 10: Worst Text Ever (Patreon)

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2019-02-07 07:59:01
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In this episode we discuss Jake's sleep habits, and Amir's... other habits. Then a live reading on what we believe to be, the worst text ever.

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If I Were You Episode 10: Worst Text Ever

In this episode we discuss Jake's sleep habits, and Amir's... other habits. Then a live reading on what we believe to be, the worst text ever.

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Anonymous

Had to pause the video after the text message because I was laughing so hard

JackF

This whole episode was absolutely hilarious, legit one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. You guys were on point with your skits, and that text message had me in tears

JackF

Should I send this text? "Hey, I'm watching you, so don't steal anything from me. It's been nice getting to know you and I'm going to break your fucking neck. You're soft and chewy. You've got beautiful eyes. Your eyes are like blue chocolate chips. Can you just do me a huge favor and leave me alone forever. You're hurting me. I'm sorry, Pat."

PogieJoe

I don't think I've ever seen you two laugh so hard. That text was so hilariously horrible.

Anonymous

This is the funniest shit ever

Jeremiah N

Legitimately could not stop laughing at this one. The fake cum bit was incredible.

Anonymous

The worst text ever is on the same level of bad writing as Jake's "amended" valentine poem to Sara in Valentine's Day ^^

Luke

"Does it look weird" Absolutely of course it does

Rick Simmons

Imagine finally getting your question answered by these these these these Divas yet alas you were too poor to shell out for the Patreon

Jacob Morse

I'm such a day one, it's insane

sk8bit

I see the Headgum wifi poster - ENHANCE, ENHAAANCE!!

Karl Koch

In an ideal world.

Jake B

Jake, where the hell did you find that old school iron city light shirt?! Props from the Burgh!

Dan Connell

Patreon subscription worth it just for Amir reading that text.

Anonymous

That text was hilarious

Gus Rachels

put that text on a t shirt

Nick

I've only seen Amir laugh this hard one other time. The Jake and Amir "tinder" outtakes!

Okaro Malik Shin

the sample of this video where amir reads out the text is what finally got me to get a patreon account

Anonymous

I almost died while driving because I was laughing so hard at the text part.

Swilson

The guy who wrote that text HAS to be 16 or something right? RIGHT?