Fun with the Fairies of Faithguard (Bimbo Maidification) (Patreon)

Hey folks!

No Quest update this week - had enough stuff get in the way of writing it that it wouldn't have had time to be a proper vote. So instead, a side bonus for Questers while I try to get stuff sorted out over here - and a story with a moral (maybe? Most stories have morals if you squint, lemme know if you find this one) for you to enjoy!

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Roza Juno was a woman with pride and ambition. You had to be, in a position like hers. The heir of the Juno family, the first CEO of the infamous JunoTronics corporation, and one of the richest women on the planet – none of that stuff came easily. She may have been handed the job by her father, but she hadn’t sat on her laurels waiting for it. She’d spent years preparing, learning how to boss people about so that they could work on her genius ideas.

Roza Juno was a towering figure in the world of technology and development. Her silhouette was known by everyone in the business, her instantly recognisable short black hair and hazelnut eyes causing many professionals to step back in fright. She was rich, she was powerful, and she knew what she wanted. Woe betide anyone who got in her way.

Roza Juno was lost.

It wasn’t her fault, she was confident in that. Someone must have moved the markers on the forest trail she was following. Not a big issue for an intelligent woman like her to deal with, even if her phone was, of course, getting no signal out here.

(She’d told her assistant to get the best model on the market, and once she got back to civilization she was absolutely going to fire him for this mess.)

And it certainly wasn’t because she’d wandered off the main trail when it started raining, no, perish the thought. She’d simply done what anyone reasonable would have when the heavens began to open, and sought shelter, quickly. And the fact that she couldn’t quite remember the route she’d taken was just because everything looked the same out here in nature.

(She’d been too busy screaming at her employees for failing at a task she was sure was far simpler than it looked to check the weather forecast before heading out for her hike today. Clearly this was their fault too.)

Hmph. Faithguard forest had been part of her family’s property for generations now, but she was starting to think that perhaps the world be better off without it. Who needed all of these trees hogging the landscape? She could surely fit five office blocks in this space. She had treadmills to get her hiking in on anyway.

Besides, the fact that it was private property clearly wasn’t keeping the riffraff out. Not only had someone moved the trail markers, but they were also leaving trash around the place. Roza paused as she passed through a clearing, spotting something sitting on the ground. A wooden figurine, maybe about as tall as her forearm, placed on the ground.

Ugh, some people had no respect for the land…

It was an ugly thing, Roza decided as she picked it up, swift in her judgement as she ever was. A collection of sticks and leaves twisted into something maybe resembling a human shape, without anything she considered to be artistic talent getting involved. So she didn’t think too hard about tossing it over her shoulder.

Snapping it in half before she did so was a bit extra, perhaps, but she was annoyed and it was ugly, so it wasn’t as if she was doing the world any harm by destroying it. No, she was very confident in that.

The loud buzzing that suddenly filled the clearing the instant that she’d done so might have made someone else doubt, but Roza was a very confident woman. She would probably have stuck to her guns even if lighting had struck her that very moment.

So instead she turned to look back over her shoulder, already groaning. If there was a hornet’s nest nearby causing trouble, she was absolutely going to get this entire forest torn down…

But instead of a cloud of angry insects, she saw something else. Something very unexpected. A small group of humanoid figures, about five in number, each no larger than a cat, were zipping through the air, flying about on little gossamer wings, all looking rather enraged. Roza’s jaw dropped, the CEO stunned, and before she could react, the strange creatures had surrounded her.

“How dare you!” “Stupid human!” “She broke our tribute to the Queen!” “Vandal!” “Destroyer!” “Fiend!” A chorus of furious, high-pitched voices filled the air as the- the fairies? These things had to be fairies, right? – buzzed around her.

In Roza’s sensible opinion, she did the only reasonable, responsible thing she could.

She swatted at the little monsters, smacking one aside, and ran for it. She wanted nothing to do with a horde of angry human-shaped beasts. It was probably a prank someone was playing on her or something! And man, someone was absolutely going to get fired over it!

But she didn’t get far.

The buzzing grew louder, suddenly thrumming through the woods from every angle. Roza skidded to a stop to try and find a way out, but before she could she found herself surrounded again – this time by what felt like hundreds of the small creatures.

“That does it!” “So mean!” “You could have hurt her!” “Punishment! Punishment!”

The voices rose in volume, the fairies closing in. There was no escape, nowhere to run. The CEO covered her head and closed her eyes, trying to shield herself, and-

- And from beneath closed eyelids, she saw a flash of golden light…

Then everything settled. Quiet returned, the voices drawing distant, though not completely gone. No violence came, no tiny biting teeth. Slowly, Roza opened her eyes, and peered around.

The forest was gone. Vanished completely. Instead, she somehow found herself standing in the middle of a model medieval village – or, at least, she assumed it was a model. The houses were all smaller than she was, most barely even coming up to her knees. Except, they all looked so incredibly detailed…

That wasn’t the only thing that had changed, though. The sky over her head was pink, for one. And beyond the limits of the (actually quite large, lengthways) village, she could see dozens of fields in strange colours, pinks and reds and blues, stretching off into the distance.

Where the hell was she?!

“Welcome, human.” A voice called to her, mature and gentle. From one of the buildings below, a new fairy – one with blue skin and silver hair – fluttered up to hover in front of the CEO’s stunned face. “I am Quelaleh, the Leader of this Would that our meeting were under more joyous circumstances – it has been an eon and a cycle since I last spoke with a human. But alas, this is a most serious matter.”

Roza stared. “Is this a prank?” She finally asked, shaking her head. “Did someone drug me? Simmons was behind this, wasn’t she? She’s been after my job for years. Bet she can’t wait to humiliate me with this weirdo nonsense. Tell her she’s fired.”

The silver haired fairy raised an eyebrow at her, but shook her head. “I’m afraid I do not know any of those names, human, nor are they-”

“Why am I wasting time talking to a hologram or a hallucination?” The CEO shook her head, speaking over the fairy without a care. “What a waste of time. Where’s my phone, maybe I can-”

“Silence!” The word roared through the village, clapping Roza’s ears like thunder and sending waves through the fields afar. “You will listen to my words, human, or face punishment even more severe!”

The dark haired executive blinked, a little stunned by the small creature’s volume – but she’d long learned not to let anything stop her from speaking her mind. She opened her mouth, already rolling her eyes, and told the fairy exactly where she could shove her words and her punishment…

… Or, she tried to. And yet, as she spoke, no sound came out of her throat. Her lips moved, but nothing happened. Her eyes widened as she realised she’d been rendered utterly silent – put on mute.

The silver haired fairy nodded as she saw Roza start to understand she was dealing with something more powerful than a simple hallucination. “Good. Now pay attention. Normally, it is forbidden for one of your kind to be brought to this realm, our hidden sanctuary away from prying eyes – but you have sinned most grievously.”

The CEO blinked. Sinned most…? What the hell was this thing talking about.

“You have harmed one of our kind, a most unforgivable trespass…”

Oh. Ooooh.

Well that had hardly been her fault. The little pest had surprised her! If anything, it was the fairy’s fault. But sadly, she couldn’t make that case with her voice silenced like this…

“Calls for judgement have been many,” the boss fairy continued. “Almost as many as suggestions for your punishment.”

Hey, wait, punishment? What? These little pests thought they could punish her? Roza Juno? She was one of the richest women on the planet! Like hell they could touch her. As soon as she got in touch with her lawyers, these little brats were getting flattened – either by legalese, or by a steam roller, whatever was more efficient.

“Hmm.” The silver haired fairy’s eyes narrowed. “I sense you are still not taking this seriously. What to do with you? Turn you into a tree on the spot, to mark your sins? Or a flower, to brighten the forest which you have darkened? Perhaps we could resculpt you into a replacement for the tribute to our Queen which you so thoughtlessly broke…”

… What? Wait, what were they talking about? Turn her into a- Could… Could they do that? H-hey, wait a sec…

“But as it is your first offense, I shall be merciful.” The fairy folded her arms with a nod. “A simple lesson. Some of the pixies played a prank last week, and the village has been a mess ever since. It was an amusing display, but we do need it cleaned up. So, you shall do so for us. You shall clean the village to make amends. What say you, human?”

And just as quickly as it had left, Roza found that her voice had returned. “What the hell? What are you talking about? I demand to see my lawyer. Take me to the US embassy or whatever you have here, I’m not someone you can bully around!”

The blue fairy sighed. “You refuse? Well I suppose the tree option is still on the table…”

The CEO paused. Then, carefully… “Well, I suppose cleaning might not be that bad?”

The fairy clapped, smiling with delight. “Ah, very good.” She snapped her fingers, and a feather duster appeared in front of Roza, floating in the air. “Then please, get to work. This cleaning tool should help – it has been enchanted to remove dust easily. I shall return at sunset to assess your progress, and judge if you have learned your lesson, or if further punishment is required.”

“Wait a sec, what-?”

But the fairy was gone before the CEO could ask any questions, zipping away on her tiny wings, a silver trail of glitter left in her wake. The human was left alone in the middle of this strange ‘fairy realm’ that she still didn’t entirely believe in. What the hell was she supposed to do now?

She looked around. Now that Roza was paying attention, she could see that the ‘model’ village she was standing over was, indeed, covered in flour. And what’s more, it was clearly a very lived in place. Every window had a fairy leaning out of it, chatting with fairies in the street, every rooftop had fairies sitting on the shingles or dancing between chimneys. Fairies of all shapes and sizes flittered about, clearly enjoying this strange little place they called home.

What an unpleasant sight. That did it – she was absolutely bulldozing this forest once she got home. But to get home…

Sighing, she got to work, half heartedly sweeping at the buildings around her. To her surprise, she found that the blue fairy had told her the truth – one sweep of her duster was enough to remove almost all of the flour from any building she brushed. It was way more efficient than any duster she’d ever seen any of her many maids using – but then, maybe they were just lazy. She’d have to fire a few of them once she got back, too.

“Hey there~!”

Oh what now? Roza looked up. A green fairy with red hair was hovering above her, accompanied by a pink fairy and a purple fairy, both with blue hair. All three were watching her with interest – though there was something worryingly smug about the green one’s expression.

“What?” The human grunted, sweeping the flour dust off another building. “Haven’t you creatures caused me enough trouble already?”

“Wow. Rude. See? Didn’t I tell you girls?” The green fairy looked to her friends. “The human’s totally rude! Don’t you think she deserves putting in her place a bit?”

Roza frowned, drawing back and raising her duster. “Hey, you stay away from me.”

And neither of the fairy’s friends seemed convinced. The purple one spoke up. “Shouldn’t we leave her be? The boss said we had to let her do her punishment.”

But green didn’t seem worried. “She didn’t say we couldn’t prank her, though!” The fairy giggled, grinning. “C’mon, it’ll be fun~”

“I said stay back!” The human glared, waving her duster at them. “I don’t want anything to do with you! Just leave me-”

“Relax~”

And suddenly the green fairy was in front of her face, moving so quickly Roza couldn’t even react. Her wings snapped out behind her, buzzing at a furious speed, generating a strange pitched hum filling the CEO’s ears.

“I… What- What are you…” Her head swam as the hum crept in from both sides through her ears and met in the middle of her brain, her skull feeling like a tuning fork. She couldn’t concentrate through the sound, she couldn’t- she couldn’t think…

But the fairy just giggled, the tone growing louder as her wings sped up.

“Relax…”

The wings… The wings, flickering back and forth – she could almost make out a pattern in them. They looked like deep, twisting spirals… It- it was funny… The longer she looked, the more it looked like they were… turning… spinning… sucking her down…. Twirling her thoughts around and around and…

“Relax… And sleep.”

The fairy snapped her fingers, the sound shooting through Roza’s dazzled brain – and before the CEO could even process what she’d said, her head bowed, chin pressing against her chest as her eyes slid closed, soft snores spilling from her lips. She was out like a light.

“See? Told you so!” The green fairy giggled, zipping up and landing on the sleeping woman’s head. Her friends weren’t far behind, taking perches on her shoulders.

“Wow!”

“You were right! Humans really are fun to play with~!”

“Right?” She shook her head, putting her hands on her tiny hips as she watched her victim snore. “They’re so dumb, their brains go all soft and believe anything one you hypnotise them.”

“Oooh!”

“Really?”

“Yep!” The fairy gave her friends a knowing wink. “Y’know, she’ll totally do anything I tell her to now.”

There was a small chorus of delighted gasps. “No way!”

“Prove it!”

Her smug smirk only got wider as she slid down to hover next to Roza’s ear. “Heehee, sure – but then we gotta let her get back to cleaning before the boss notices, okay?”

“Awww.”

“Okay…”

So, the green fairy thought for a moment, before leaning in next to the human’s ear, hand cupped to her mouth to whisper her secret commands. “Listen up, human. From now on, you totally believe aaaanything a fairy says to you, okay? Like, anything! You 100% know that all fairies tell the truth all the time! You can always trust them, you know?”

And slowly, the dark-haired woman nodded, eyelids fluttering slightly. “Can always… trust… fairies…”

There was a loud burst of giggles at that, the fairy trio circling Roza’s head, barely able to hold in their laughter. “Right! Right! Okay then – wake up, human! Gotta get back to work!”

The snap resonated through Roza’s brain, and she jolted awake, looking around in startled fright. “Wha- Where- What?”

“Don’t worry about it.” The green fairy patted her on the cheek. “Nothing happened. Just forget about it! Best you get back to work before the boss notices you slacking!”

“Oh.” Roza blinked once, slowly, then nodded. “Okay.”

And then without a second thought, she turned and gave her focus back to dusting, sweeping along another powder covered street, paying the fairies no further mind. Behind her, the trio watched in delighted fascination, before they quickly grew bored again, and zipped away, not wanting to draw the ire of their silver haired leader for interfering in the punishment too much…

But they hadn’t exactly hidden their activities. Dozens of giggling fairies had watched their antics as they bamboozled the stupid rude human lady. And now word was beginning to spread of just how prankable Roza Juno was…

So it wasn’t long before the CEO found herself being approached by another fairly – this one orange with glittering gold wings.

“Hiiiii~” She called, waving and smiling brightly. “How’s the cleanup going?”

Roza grunted, dusting off a small hut. “It’s going fine, thank you. It’d go even faster if you girls would just let me get on with it.” She’d thought of them as pests at first, but she knew she’d been wrong about that. After all, she absolutely trusted all of these fairies – so clearly, girls was a much more appropriate moniker for them.

“Hmm~” The gold-winged fairy smiled, puffing her cheeks, before clasping her hands behind her back. “I dunnnooo, I think you’re having a bit of trouble. I bet you’re struggling, right?”

“I…” The dark-haired woman paused, frowning. She- She was finding this quite difficult, actually… “Alright, yes, you’re right. I’m struggling.”

The fairy’s smile turned vicious, just for a moment, before flickering back to falsely sympathetic. “Oooh, I knew it. I’ll tell you what the problem is – that outfit!”

“My… My outfit?” The CEO looked down. She was in a rather sensible outfit for hiking, honestly. A fleece jacket, tough but light pants, hiking boots… What was the problem? Admittedly, she hadn’t picked the outfit for cleaning purposes, but it wasn’t exactly getting in the way. But if the fairy said so, then…?

“Mmhm.” The fairy did indeed say so. “It’s all wrong for cleaning. Here, I bet this uniform would make it easier!”

And from behind her back, she somehow produced a human-sized set of clothing – a black blouse, a black mini-skirt, a white apron and a white lace headdress. Although, well, calling them ‘human-sized’ might be burying the lede a little, because that was definitely not a human covering amount of fabric. Roza had seen less revealing outfits in wet t-shirt contests…

“I, uh…” She licked her lips nervously. “Do you really think that would help?”

“Oh yes.” The fairy nodded brightly. “You’d better put these on right away, or you’ll never get finished!”

Well, she definitely didn’t want that. And she could trust this fairy, surely. She knew what she was talking about. “Alright,” Roza nodded, taking the uniform and looking it over. “Uh, do you have anywhere I can get changed?”

The gold-winged fairy grinned. “Oh, just do it here. It’s fine, no one minds. Nothing weird about it. Here, lemme help!”

She snapped her fingers, and in a poof of smoke, all of Roza’s clothes vanished – expensive hiking gear, hiking shoes, underwear, everything.

“!” The CEO nearly squealed with shock, but reminded herself just in time that there was nothing weird about any of this. She could get changed her no problem! So instead she gave the fairy a grateful nod, and hastily started to pull the skirt on, trying to cover her body with her arms as she went.

“Hey, no need to cover up that fast,” the fairy spoke up, floating around her and getting an eyeful. “We’re all girls here, right? You don’t have anything to hide~”

Oh. Well, of course. All girls. Nothing to hide.

The image of spiralled wings flashed through Roza’s head for a moment, before she shook it clear, and began to get changed. But this time she went slower, and didn’t bother covering herself up as she went. They were all girls here, no matter how blatantly dozens of fairies were currently staring at her. She had nothing to hide. There was no problem.

No problem at all, until she slid the skirt on over her waist, and suddenly they swelled up like someone had planted melon seeds under her thighs. The CEO gasped and wobbled, clutching at her rear and feeling the new layer of flab that now resided there, squeezing between her fingers like the plumpest of pillows.

“Wh-What?! I- What did this skirt just do to me?!”

But the fairy was already there, giggling in her ears. “Nothing, silly! You’ve always had a super fat ass!” They giggled, zipping down and giving her inflated behind a handsy hug. “Nice and soft”

“O-oh…” Roza’s eyes fluttered – both in response to the facts in her brain sliding around, rewriting her memories as she suddenly remembered she had always had a super fat ass, and in reaction to the sudden burst of pleasure she felt getting her behind squeezed so firmly. “I… Yes, I’ve always…”

“Yep!” The fairy gave her another squeeze, before floating back and slapping her rear as hard as she could, making an almighty clap with her cheeks. “So keep going! You’ve got to get your uniform on!”

The CEO nodded slowly, her head in a growing haze as she lifted the top up and on, pulling it down over her chest, just barely covering it and leaving her belly on full display. And of course, no sooner had she done so than her tits almost burst out of the fabric, growing outwards at a truly astonishing rate. In an instant of bubbling warmth and sensitive delight, she was suddenly blessed with breasts both easily bigger than her head, stuffed into a far too tight top.

This time, the fairy was speaking before she could even gasp, flying in front of her face and waggling a finger. “Remember, you’ve always had massive titties, too! You’ve aaaalllways been a total hourglass, girl! Your curves are the best thing about you! You’re happy to show them off!”

A dazed smile slid over Roza’s lips as she nodded in agreement. Naturally, her curves were incredible, absolutely the best thing about her, and she was always happy to show them off. Which was why she didn’t mind at all when the fairy fluttered down and slid between her breasts, resting in her cleavage like a hammock. It was just nice to have her tits properly appreciated!

“Now don’t forget the headdress!” The order came from her cleavage, not that it was needed. Of course she’d never forget her headdress! She slipped the white fabric on neatly, balancing it between her short dark locks – and felt a momentary sense of familiar confusion as long, flowing blonde hair suddenly burst out from her scalp, rushing down around her shoulders.

But just like before, the feeling was quickly vanished.

“You’ve always been a blonde, by the way. Long hair, too. And y’know, blue eyes as well. The whole look.”

Blue eyes? Roza frowned, a tingling in her strangely wavy vision – and then nodded once more as her eyes turned crystal blue. Yep, that all checked out. Because naturally it did. She could always trust these fairies to tell the truth!

So the now blonde bombshell continued her work, looking every bit the dutiful (and stereotypical) maid. She ignored the swarms of fairies (now somehow bigger than ever before) watching her – or even drawing in close and feeling her up - as she worked. They were all girls, after all. Nothing to hide…

Until suddenly there was a new one floating in front of her face. At least, she thought they were new. She’d seen so many of the strange trustworthy creatures now…

“Heya~” The new(?) fairy with red hair waved. “You look thirsty! Here! Have a drink!”

And she shoved something into her hands – an old-fashioned tankard, filled to the brim with a strange red liquid.

“Uh. What’s this?” Roza peered at the drink, sniffing. It had a sugary scent…

But the fairy just waved her off. “Don’t worry about it. Take a drink!”

Well… If she asked like that, who was she to refuse…? With a shrug, she put the tankard to her lips and took a testing swig…

“Oh!” Her eyes widened. “Wow, that’s really sweet!”

“Mmhm” The fairy nodded, giggling as she watched the human gulp the drink down. “Yep! It’s sweetheart juice – totally helps wash out all those nasty stains on your personality”

“Mhmn~” Roza nodded, not really paying attention, just enjoying the delicious juice wash over her tongue. It was like strawberries and cream, pleasingly thick, just without any of the awkward texture… Wait, what did they just say?

But it was far too late for questions like that. While she’d been distracted by her drink, the fruity flavour had drizzled down her throat like a stream, soaking into her soul. A strange and unfamiliar warmth gathered in her heart, gentle, refreshing, spilling out through her very being.

Softness spread through her. Gentleness. Care. Joy. Empathy. A surge of pure positivity filled her to the brim, and broke down any parts of her personality that couldn’t endure it. The nasty grime that had built up in her inner self over years of wealth and privilege, dissolving away into kindness.

Fire someone? For doing their job? Because of something they couldn’t do anything about? Why, she could never! She’d never fire anyone unless they were a genuine danger to themselves or others!

And of course she really needed to pay her staff better. In fact, she should double – no, triple their wages. They deserved it, after all, they worked so hard. And you know, she really should donate more money to charity…

She really did need to find that poor fairy she’d smacked first, though. She had to apologize properly! Oh, she felt so bad about it – she’d just reacted out of panic, but she’d been completely out of line, the poor thing might have been hurt! Yes, she’d beg forgiveness properly, just as soon as she finished cleaning.

So when the CEO actually looked up, there was something… different about her. Her eyes were shining, innocent and trusting, completely devoid of anger or scorn. It was a look that was completely alien on Roza Juno’s face – and judging by the way the crowd of fairies around her burst into laughter, that was very obvious.

“Oh,” she said, her voice warm and gentle. “I’m so sorry, dear – I missed what you said. Would you please repeat it? I’ll listen properly this time.”

The redhead just giggled and shook her head. “Don’t worry, it wasn’t important. You enjoy your cleaning~”

The blonde smiled and nodded as they flew away. “Thank you dear. I shall.”

Back to cleaning she went, now diligently sweeping the small streets, her former frustration now morphed into care and concern. She wanted to do a proper job – not just because this was her punishment, but because she wanted these sweet fairies to have a nice place to call home. It was only right, after all.

But it wasn’t long before another fairy came along. This one looked familiar too, though Roza couldn’t place her. Had she been in that first crowd, after she so callously broke their nice sculpture? Oh, she hoped not. She wouldn’t know where to hide her face…

This fairy – pink, with blue hair – didn’t mention anything about that, though. She just smiled, hands clasped behind her back, ‘innocently’ looking up at her. “Hi Miss Maid! How’s the cleaning going?”

The maid-dress wearing CEO smiled gently. “It’s going fine, little one. Thank you for asking.”

“Oh great!” The pink fairy nodded, fluttering close. “That’s perfect, because I’ve totally got a gift for you for the good job you’re doing!”

Ah, how sweet! She took the offering gratefully, rolling the smooth pink ball she’d been offered into the palm of her hand. “Why thank you, my dear. What might this be?”

The fairy flashed her a grin. “It’s Bimble tree gum! Guaranteed to make you forget your troubles! Why don’t you give it a chew and see?”

Oh? Could it really do that? It seemed like a strange way to talk about gum to Roza, but if this fairy said it, then it must be true. She wondered how it worked as she popped it into her mouth, giving it a chew. Immediately, a delightful flavour filled her mouth – like a tangy kind of candy floss – rewarding her for her efforts.

“Mn!” She chewed again, delighted to find the flavour didn’t fade in the least. “So nice~!”

“I know, right?” The fairy nodded, landing on her head and leaning down to whisper by her ear. “It’s even nicer when you make a biiiig bubble with it, you know.”

Was that so? She’d have to try! Gathering all of her breath, Roza pursed her lips together, popping the chewed gum against them, and blew, as hard as she could! Quickly, she was rewarded by the sight of a big pink bubble inflating in front of her, puffing up to extraordinary size, almost as big as her own head!

Though… It was strange. She felt like she was blowing more than air into the bubble. There was this odd, fuzzy feeling in the back of her brain, like her thoughts were weird motes of fluff floating around inside her skull – and then this tickly tingle down her tongue, as if those motes were being carried along with her breath, flowing out into-

Pop!

“Oh!” And just like that, the strange sensation was gone, along with the bubble, the gum splattering against her lips. She must have blown too hard – because it certainly couldn’t have been the little pink fairy bursting it like it had looked like. There was no way!

Now, what had she just been thinking about? She was completely blanking. Just, empty space in her head where her thoughts should have been. How very strange.

But there was no time to dwell on that, not when the pink fairy was clapping so excitedly. “Wow! That was a big one! Do it again, do it again!”

Who was she to refuse such a request? Roza sucked the gum in, licking her oddly plump lips to get it all in, then began chewing again, rewarding herself with that delightful rush of flavour. She couldn’t help but giggle in delight as the warm sweetness filled her head, before it all rushed out once more as she began to blow. The bubble on her lips quickly swelled, bigger, and bigger, and bigger, maybe even bigger than the last one!

And just like the last one, blowing all of that air left her head feeling all dizzy and fluffy, though this was the first time she remembered it doing so. And just like before, there was that tingle on her tongue, the one she didn’t remember, as if all those fluffy thoughts were being stolen away-

Pop!

And just like before, the blonde’s eyes went blank, her lips frozen in an ‘o’ of surprise as the bubble burst, popping away, and carrying out more of the contents of her brain. This time, it wasn’t just the past few moments she forgot, but also a few more deeply entrenched things – like the name of her company, or where the forest she’d been walking in was. Information she didn’t notice she was missing, replaced with empty space on the shelf in her mind.

“Amazing!” The fairy was still giggling away. “More, more! The more you pop, the better you’ll feel!”

Then she’d better keep going! Roza whipped the gum back in and started over. Chew, chew, blooooow~Pop!

Ahhhhh… The blonde’s eyes rolled up in her head, her pink lips quirking up into a smile. Oooh, that did feel good~ It felt like all of her cares and worries were just pop, pop, popping away! It was such a nice feeling – one that made it very easy to ignore that she could no longer remember how to drive!

“Wanna keep going~” The fairy asked, leaning down over Roza’s brow and smirking easily.

“Totally~” Was her reply, with a ditzy smile and giggle, her cheeks already sloshing with flavour as she started chewing again. Chew, chew, blooooooow-Pop!

The blonde and the fairy giggled together, the former swaying lightly in place as her eyes began to glaze over. She felt so light and airy, so happy and free! With each pop, it felt like she was saying goodbye to everything weighing her down. Who cared if she couldn’t remember what her job was anymore? This was so much fun~

Chew, chew, bloooooow-Pop!

There went her bank account number, along with any knowledge of the finances connected to it. That was all boring stuff anyway, she was better off without!

Chew, chew, bloooow-Pop!

She was definitely didn’t need to remember the faces of any of the people she knew, or their names, or what any other human even looked like. If they weren’t as cute as her, what was the point?

Chew, chew, blow-Pop!

And there went basic literacy! Counting was now a matter for her fingers, and spelling words with more than two letters was a fool’s errand – and ironically, one she was very unlikely to succeed at.

Because Roza was definitely a fool now. One need only glance at those vapid, glazed blue eyes, or that stupid, smug smile, or hear the ditzy lilt to her voice, to know that for certain. There was no question that this woman was a bimbo, through and through.

Chew, chew, bl-

“Hey!”

And it might have gotten even worse if a certain blue fairy with silver hair hadn’t zipped in, snatching the gum from her mouth before she could puff up another bubble.

“Who gave the human bimble tree gum? You guys know they can’t handle it. Look at her now!”

Roza blinked, slowly registering that someone was talking about her. “Huh? Wait, like… wha?”

The fairy boss waved a hand at her dim face. “See? How are we supposed to make her learn her lesson now?”

As a group, the fairies hung their heads – the pink fairy slipping down from the maid’s head.

“Sorry boss,” she said, pouting. “But she’s so much fun to praaank! It’s been years and years since we got to play with a human…”

There were nods and cheers from the crowd.

“She’s the best!”

“The most fun!”

“Her titties are huge now!” That one came with a grope and a pleased gasp.

The blue fairy sighed. “Well I hope you’ve all had your fun, ‘cus her punishment’s nearly done. We should probably send her back now and call it even…”

A chorus of horrified moans and wails rang out.

“Nooo!”

“She’s ours now! Ours!”

“We wanna keep her!”

And, considerately, in the middle of it all, the pink fairy turned to the blonde with a knowing look and a cunning smile.

“You wanna stay with us, right Rosey?” She asked.

Rosey? Was that her name? It must have been, because that was what the fairies were calling her! Plus, uh, she couldn’t remember any other name anyway.

So Rosey nodded, smiling brightly. “Of course! I totally wanna stay with you guys!” They’d told her she did, after all.

The blue fairy huffed – but still nodded, with a roll of her eyes. “Oh, okay, fine, you can keep her - but you’re going to have to look after her.” She pointed at the pink fairy specifically. “Since you asked her to stay, we’ll make your house bigger so she can fit in it, too.”

“Okay!” The pink fairy didn’t seem to mind, clapping her hands in delight. “Party at my place then~”

“Yaaaaaay~”

The blonde maid had long lost track of the conversation – it was all going a bit fast for her – but she was happy to see everyone else was happy. And as the gathered fairies swarmed in on her to hug and squeeze her bountiful curves, she just knew – like she knew precious little else – that everyone was going to be happy for a very, very long time~

So that was the story of how Roza Juno, one of the richest women in the world, disappeared without a trace.

Rosey was a woman without pride or ambition. You had to be, in a position like hers – the air headed bimbo maid of the fairy village, a happy plaything of the prank-filled pixies, forever more.

Yep, she couldn’t have been happier! They told her so and everything~!