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(Sorry for the delay folks! Let's get back to it - Members of Star Tier or above can suggest actions for next week's episode, and they'll be voted on on Wednesday!)

The Story So Far...

"Ugh." Painter groans as she pushes a fallen mop off of her chest and gets back to her feet. "Is that really the best you got? Man, I'd better hurry up and find you, or the girls are going to kick your ass before I get there."

Hmph. Uppity bitch. One of your teammates is already down, and the other is about five verses short of a diss track. Admittedly, you're not sure where the other two members of the Serenity Arts team are, and maybe that's something of a concern, but right now, you're just a singer about to get her beautiful revenge on a critic~

You take a breath, focus, centre. A flick of your finger rises the bass, ups the volume. Your speakers shift and rotate all throughout the building, aiming for one specific spot, one little storage room. A hush descends upon the stage, you power building. Now is the time. You'll put her in her place. You have the perfect verse in mind, it's gunna be great.

"Oh, going quiet? Did you finally realise that your songs sound like a hoverbike wailing underwater, or-?"

"SHUT UUUUUUUUUUPPPPP!!!!"

Your voice roars through the building, drowning out all other sound. The sheer force of your cry slams into the Serenity from all angles, throwing her into a pile of cleaning supplies.

"This is hard work! You don't understand!You'll never know how hard it is to keep up with demand!You're just a troll, you're just a scrub!You're jealous, that's all, that's the rub!Your taste is lousy, your style is trash!You'll never see a drop of cash!"

That'll show 'em! You gasp, breathing hard, panting for breath. Whoa, that wasn't what you planned - how raw are these lyrics, huh? That'll sell well, right? Good, good. Now, take back control a bit, okay...

You honey your words a little as you eye camera footage of the twitching pile of cleaning supplies.

"Maybe you need a change of career~Art's all done by AI now, dear~"

Heh heh. Now, to wind up for the finishing blow...

Your Character Sheet

(Well, Desire fans? How would you like to blast this silly critic? Comment below with suggestions of what you'd like to see happen next, and I'll put it to the Vote on Wednesday! Bear in mind that Patreon Votes have a 140 character limit, so try to keep your suggestions below that.)

Comments

ShyGuy 42

Blast her with melody after melody praising yourself! You could always use someone to create new merch for you!

R J

Go in yourself and kiss her. You need a diabolical partner in crime to handle all the backstage setup anyway.

Eman230

Embrace the rage and channel your inner metal singer by hitting her with a few more concentrated yell-er, singing.

BG

Speaking of AI- see if you can remake her into a cheap robot version of you to sing your praises and advertisements.

John Smith

Keep up the volume, and sing a melody that scrubs her mind her completely clean of any thoughts or memories

Loewen

With the brain washed away refill it with a brainless pop track to make her another fanatical follower!

NekoIncardine

She is fit only to be your quiet little maid, cleaning up every little mess around you!