Happy Fri😳SATURDAY, here's your weekly dose of dailies! (Patreon)

Hello, and welcome to your Friday Afternoon Comics page, my dears! *edit: I hit "publish" on Friday and left to run a bunch of errands; apparently it did not publish! So, happy SATURDAY to most of you, sorry about that!!

If I've ever asked to stay at your house, uh, well, here's the reason. 😬

Still am. 😬😬😬

Here's the original art for this one, my fellow creeps! Use the discount code (in bold at the bottom of this post) for your Patreon-exclusive 50% off!

I have a couple of group-text threads with cartoonist friends and we love texting cool panels that we notice in other people's work (although we're often swooning over each other's work, like a bunch of lil cheerleaders).

Don't get me wrong, canceling is a powerful tool for overpowered, otherwise-untouchable people, but... if the person you're attacking might read your strongly-worded email (most comics creators), just send a strongly-worded email first.

Anyway, the original's here if you'd like it!

"Praise Me" would be pretty cringey, and I would feel gross writing it. But the self-sabotaging side of me is still tempted to write the "Cancel Me" book.

And since the self-sabotaging side of me is often personified by Pip...

It's NOT A CONTEST, PIP. I know you've done worse.

Anyway, that was the first bad thing I remember doing, so that would be the first story. And now you know. (Now you also know that we ran around acting like horses, which is bad but in a different way.)

You can buy both pages here, as a reminder that I'm not perfect! It's a little more than the single-page comics, but with your Patreon code it's only $40 for both pages, huzzah!

Idk how many comics I've made about Buy Nothing at this point, but here's another one.

Someone please take my dying donkey's tail plant. (Yes it's different from a burro's tail plant.) (No it's not easier to care for.)

If one of you plant-killers wants the original art, it's right here.

Go into this next one knowing that panel one has only happened to me twice and always in low lighting.

I'm a trash bucket but my skin ain't too bad.

My actual regimen is: change your pillowcase often; get enough sleep; hydrate; and never ever wash your face. Just don't wash it. If you must wash your face, wash it with... a tiny drop of Dawn dish detergent. Yes. Dawn. That's my trick, guys, I dunno what else to tell you.

Here's the original art for all my skin secrets! Remember to use the coupon code DAILYSMILE50 for your 50% off discount at checkout! And this post took long enough to put up, I'll leave it at that - love you miss you see you next week!