Happy Frozen Friday, it's Daily Comics Day! (Patreon)

Hello, pals! Perhaps you live somewhere that's hasn't been frozen for two weeks? I'm still wishing you a happy Frozen Friday, if for nothing else, to get you in the mood for today's first comic. You ready?

You're not ready. Put a heated blanket on your lap.

Okay, now you're ready.

And they were! I left home for one night, and came home to frozen pipes. Honestly I may have caught it too late if Ryan hadn't peed on ice and then told me about it.

Original art is here if you want it! Remember to scroll to the bottom of this page for your 50% off coupon!

I'll tell you the outcome of the Frozen Pipes Story later. Spoiler: it's WET. But not the sexy kind.

As I mentioned last week, Hourly Comic Day was pushed back from February 1st to February 8th. I wanted to finish mine early and share them here, but I haven't had time, so I'll finish them on the 8th alongside everyone else. And then you'll know all about my pipes (again: not sexy).

Since I'm still chronicling Feb 1st for HCD, you'll see a bit of this next comic in those Hourlies, too:

Good thing, too, because Heather's immaculate dining room looked as though a child with very discerning taste in detritus had run around in it after rolling down a hill.

I've decided to start making comics about the health fears that I haven't been telling anyone about. (They're all fairly benign, don't worry. I don't think they're cancer.) (Shit that's the very thing you get cancer for, isn't it. For saying "don't worry, I don't think it's cancer." I take it back, it's probably cancer.)

Anyway, I haven't been to an optometrist in over a decade and it shows.

Does anyone else have An Eye Thing? I can't even watch Luke put in his contacts. Definitely can't look at Eye Stuff in the horror movies Ryan and I watch. He knows to let me hide behind him whenever there's Eye Stuff.

I doubt I need surgery, but I wish they could just remove my brain and then put it back in when all the Eye Stuff is over. And when I say "Eye Stuff" in this context, I mean that one test where they blow a puff of air into your eyeball. UGH!! Just let me go to my appointment hammered already.

Here's the original if you'd like to own it!

I have good news about that ladybug problem I had last week!

Here's the original art for this one!

I can't decide which cat would be most likely to cannibalize the others. Pip, with spite and intention? Ollie, a slave to his hunting instincts? Fennel, the one with all the street cred?

Speaking of Fennel's street cred, check this shit out:

Pip straight-up DISAPPEARED. Fennel? Leapt STRAIGHT TO THE SOURCE OF THE DISTURBANCE. I'm so proud of her. I hadn't seen her tail that fluffed in awhile!

Here's the original art for this one!

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That's it for now. I'm having some neighbors over for SOUP this weekend, I recommend you do the same this month! I invited them with this little invitation, which I hand lettered in watercolor and old crusty masking fluid, because everything I do needs to be on hard mode. I thought you'd enjoy seeing it.

Oh, right, I guess I need to tell some people what to bring, too.

I sincerely hope that those of you who are also in a "winter wonderland" right now are able to warm your mitts on a bowl of some tasty soup very soon!