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Happy Friday, folks!! I've got four dailies for you this week. I'm aiming to have three dailies and three Elephant Town pages ready to share every week, but I'll probably make more than three dailies pretty often, because I love making them so much.

Recently someone mentioned the silly names given to pets before their forever humans rebrand them with other silly names, so I made a comic about mine, starting with the adoption listing for Ollie:

Fennel also waited many months to SHOW me this. Lured me in with her sweet disposition before she released her true self (teeth) (on my arms) (at least it's not electrical wires).

Here's the original art for this comic if ya want it! Remember to scroll down for your 50% off coupon code!

Ollie's the only cat I ever adopted from a shelter, and I'm kicking myself that I can't find the photo they posted on his listing, because he was SO rocks-in-the-head-lookin'. But I've got photos of him and Pip the literal first days I saw them:

My friends Jon and Amanda raised Fennel's litter on their porch. We were still in the midst of early Covid confusion, so they invited me and Andrew to come sit 6 feet apart from each other outside, and handle the kittens to help socialize them. It's a favorite Covid-era memory of mine. I had no idea I'd adopt this little nibbler a couple years later.

Back to the present! Where my cats are LARGE.

Last weekend we had our first frost warning, so...

Go figure, the frost didn't kill anything, and the cosmos I didn't cut down are still just as alive and vibrant as ever. So I still get this sweet surprise on occasional mornings!

I was going to take a photo to show you how cute it is, but it would just look like a bee on a flower, and you'd have to just trust me that it didn't move for 40 minutes. So, your imagination might be better anyway.

Here's the original art if you'd like it!

I couldn't get this idea out of my head last week, so:

I could make a whole book about if Pip had human hands (but in reality, he'd just tuck his hands into his body and sleep on them).

For the record, if I could cast a Human Hands spell on Pip, I wouldn't be so rude as to give him caucasian-toned flesh-hands. But it was funnier for the comic.

Here's the original art!

Do you like how I didn't say one word about my dead car yet?? Wanna know why?

I got a call from the shop:

(There's more to deal with, like how this affects my Kia warranty, yadda yadda yadda, but this is better than taking them to court, so I WILL TAKE IT!!)

Here's the original art, if you can relate to having a good cathartic cry! Remember to use DAILYSMILE50 at checkout for your well-earned 50% off on anything in the Original Comics Art section! As a thank-you for being here and making these comics possible. :)

And a final update on Elephant Town: it'll be November 2nd. The first three pages are ready, I have good reasons to delay it another month, I won't get into it because it's all very boring, I'm just grateful for your patience and can't wait to start this dang thing after a month full of hiccups. (You'll hear all about the hiccups soon, because once they're no longer hiccups they'll graduate into things that are interesting. Until then, I'll spare you!)

Please spend a little time this weekend thinking about what your favorite non-human creature would be like if they had human hands. And feel free to share what they would do if you feel so moved. (Silly first-given names of pets also very welcome!)

Have a pleasant one-week-til-Halloween weekend, folks! 🎃

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Laura B

This isn't related to these particular comics, but I just wanted to share: my comics-loving kiddo has been begging to read my Girls with Slingshots compilation which she's caught glimpses of, but she can't remember the name and keeps asking to read the Ladies with Chainsaws.

Forrest MacCormack

No way that you had/have a cat named "Forrest"? that's not his name now is it? (or is it?) - Glad you car engine issue is resolving.. happy weekend!

The other Alan

Congrats on the car issue! Non-confrontational me can really appreciate your reaction. ;-)

Matthew Welmers

FYI the RSS feed on GWS keeps returning HTTP ERROR 500. I wasn't sure if anyone let you know yet.

David Poole

So glad your car+people problems are handled!

Miriam

I once fostered two kittens with the least original names I could imagine. One was black, and so named Panther, and one was small, so named Tiny. It's like naming a dalmatian "Spot." *eye roll* Congrats on the car issue!

Lauren B

Love this! Sun (with littermates Moon and Star), on the left, became Sunnydale and our newest on the right, formerly CHICKPEA, became Cordelia - as soon as we met her and realized she was no Willow 😅

Daniel J. Hogan (danieljhogan)

My two 7 year old orange boys, who we named Goose and Jonesy were named Sven and Kristoff (from Frozen) originally haha.

Virginia Greene Nature Art

I can viscerally feel your relief getting that car update! This internet stranger's fingers were crossed for you and Julie. That's a good shop that will own up to it. (Glad you didn't have to divorce them over it either!) If my Galikat (currently on my feet) had human hands, he would use them to open doors. Cabinet doors, bathroom doors, the door to his brother's room (to steal his food/catnip and beat him up), doors to where the treats are stored. All door opening would be motivated by food, violence, and drugs.

allanfranta

Oh boy, a new engine! A wonderful outcome!

Virginia Greene Nature Art

As I remembered we can do pics now, here Gali (Galileo) is imitating a tribble. Probably also worth mentioning that his original name was "Ninja". (Changed that immediately.....)

Corintha Hull

I'm so glad to hear the shop is taking responsibility and acting accordingly! Yay for one less worry!

Katelyn Sweigart

She would use her hands for absolute mischief.

Lauren Fotiades

We went the other way with our most recent adoption - the name that came up on her chip (she was a chipped TNR for some reason) was Fabulosa - which, frankly, she is. We named her Mikan, Japanese for tangerine. Mikan is all black with some silver-white underfur on her belly and tail. It was the only name that got votes from everyone 😂

Michael Steamweed

Panel 3 of Pip-With-Hands! :D (that is exactly what cats would do...continue on sleeping 90% of the day)

sjlxndr

Bartholomew. They had named him Troy at the shelter before we brought him home. How you gonna name a half-Great Dane scared of his own shadow "Troy"?

Amy Crook

Mal's full legal name from me is Formaldehyde, because she was Farah at the shelter and we thought we'd call her Forma, but no. Her true nature came out right away and she's been Mal ever since, my beloved gorgeous asshole cat.

dcorsetto

Ahahaha my sequel title has arriiiiiived!

dcorsetto

Right?! I considered telling you that awhile back, but "I have a cat whose original name was Forrest" was kind of a mouthful, so I'm glad you learned it in a comic instead!

dcorsetto

I've alerted the Hiveworks team! Thanks so much, Matthew!!

dcorsetto

Okay not gonna lie, CHICKPEA is a great name, too.

dcorsetto

Hahaha soooomeone had kids in the house!

dcorsetto

Thank you for your crossed fingers, Virginia!! Hehehe Gali sounds like a HANDful, glad he's stuck outside of the Good Room with those useless paws! (THANK YOU for photo, aahhh!)

dcorsetto

Ha! I love that you gave your black cat a name that would confuse a Japanese speaker when they saw that it's not an orange tabby!

Lauren Fotiades

One of my Facebook friends is a Japanese speaker and when I posted the name she was basically like "well that's a choice" 😂

Lauren Fotiades

Oh, I should also mention that everyone in my house knows what a mikan is so everyone did know exactly what they were voting for.

sjlxndr

Yeah he was 80 lbs of love plus a few persistent quirks once we got him past his fear of literally everything

Eric Rahm

Jupiter and Saturn when they came home from the shelter. Now they are Red and Tigger.

Margreet de Heer

Oooh, congrats on the car-win! Although, "win"... Not lose anyway. And human hands on a cat - that's just scary and wrong. (but you drew them elegantly)

David Neale-Lorello

OH MY GAAAWWDD I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!! Every once in a while, you meet a business person -- often in a small business -- who has real integrity. I'm so sorry you had to go through all that with Julie, but I am very happy to hear that the garage is stepping up! BTW, I don't currently have any non-humans whom I have invited to live with me, but I am grateful for the house centipedes that keep the roaches and ants at bay. Grateful as I am, though, I DO NOT want to imagine them with human hands, thankyouverymuch.

Douglas Appelt

🎵 Monday, you can fall apart Tuesday, Wednesday, break my heart Oh, Thursday doesn't even start It's Friday, I'm in love (with Dani's Dailies) 🎵

William Cole

The closest I have to a non-human cohabitant these days is the basil plant I potted from the remnants of a grocery store batch. Imagining that with human hands is… disturbing.

dcorsetto

HAHAHAHA oh my god nobody needs THAT MANY HANDS!! 😅 Aww thank you for your enthusiasm, David, you're so sweet! I'm so reliieeeeeved!!

dcorsetto

Oh! And to answer your question, Forrest was changed to Ollie, named after the very nice, mild-mannered brown horse I knew when I was a horse girl, named Oliver. He took after the horse's disposition very nicely, though I never knew Oliver to eviscerate a squirrel like Ollie does.

Ken

Big ❤️ and hugs sent your way regarding the car. The stupid things can cause so much stress.

NJGR

Ronan was "Seal" at the shelter (they were on a kick with naming cats after singers around then—and he's a seal point Siamese/mix), but I just couldn't imagine calling a cat that. I started searching baby names and immediately loved "Ronan." When I looked up the meaning, it ended up being "little/baby seal," which... could that have been any more perfect? - jess

Lisa

Our cats are the first pets that either of us have parented, and we didn't know you were supposed to change their names? They were called Midnight and Shadow at the shelter (two black cats), and we kept those names. Shadow honestly lives up to her name really well; she's very good at silently following you but staying out of reach. One surprise was that when my partner signed the adoption paperwork, the cats got her last name.

Bailey Doolittle

Orpheus (white and grey) was called Hans, and Andromeda (black) was called Marlo. I knew for sure those names wouldn't stay lol.

Lars Gottlieb

Our two Norwegians are officially named 'A Night to Remember' and 'All Night Long' Their mother broke into the tomcat cage one evening ..

Ben Kmo

When the open-intake county shelter routinely has 500+ dogs between on-site & foster homes, the names get… creative. Current favorites: Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter and Bark Twain. Our foster fail was Karen Marie at the shelter. Then she was Bug until we decided on a name. She is now officially Lucy, but was christened Beetle Bug by my 5-yr-old nephew. She’s mostjy Dacshund X JRT… She’s mischievous enough without hands!

Tanzerine

I'm so glad they took responsibility for the engine!! Sorry it happened at all, but as a fellow non-confrontational person I am also SO impressed that you managed to talk to them about it in the first place. Our cat used to be called Beans, as in full-o-beans, but that didn't seem like a cat name so his current title is Claude Bitey Fluffbutt DePussy. I think if he discovered he had hands, he'd eventually figure out he could turn on the sink in the bathroom (his favorite thing in the Whole Wide World) which would delight him for several days until he realizes he prefers whining at me to do it.

dcorsetto

WHAT!! WHAT! I didn't know that, how incredibly perfect, aahh! Ronan you're perfect in every waaaay

dcorsetto

Hah! I'm always a little taken aback when the vet calls "Pip Corsetto." I'm like... do I tell them he's adopted and not blood related? 😏

dcorsetto

Honestly ALL of those names are top-notch, but your re-names paint a picture of your household!

dcorsetto

We have some neighbor pals whose dogs are named Huck and Finn and I IMMEDIATELY texted them the Bark Twain one. Magnificent. I can't believe the former name, but with that many dogs to name, it makes sense!!