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Andrew wants to give you guys a shirt! I thought that was a pretty nice idea, so here's how you can get it!

Comment below with a caption for this dumb photo of Pip. That's it! If your caption tickles my funny bone the most, you'll get a shirt.

Andrew had 3 small, 1 medium, 1 large, and 1 XL shirt left after his event Sunday, in case you wanna know the size. Cool sidenote: they're from a stash of old black 1980's shirts that were unused and unwashed; someone unloaded them at the local Goodwill and Andrew snapped them up. They have cool retro tags!

You've got until noon tomorrow (EST, Wednesday) to submit your caption! G'luck!

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Marc S.

I haz seen a light at the end of the tunnel, but I ated it. :-(

Ryan Spence

Eating light this holiday season.

S

Here we see the rare "lantern faced" cat. Do not stare too long at its face, for it will devour your soul.

Jon Barker

Løøps were for weak minded fools. Now the moth had shown her the way of the Lämp she would never look back...

Ash

Hello God? It's me, Pip...I told you I didn't have anything to do with that broken lamp.

TheAnntagonist

Guys... I think... I ate too many fireflies... *HORK*

Roulette

Hey hey look at me! I'm a penguin!

Sheri Spangenberg

"Don't look directly into the trap!" "...I looked into the trap, Ray"

Christina

during the cold, bleak winters, the north american house-cat makes do with a lamp to imitate the feel of warm sunlight on its face.

Julie Howard

Pip looked at the bright light, but did not see what the big deal was. There was no tunnel and St. Peter was not there to judge him!

Jason Dow

Fear Not, I am Pip, the Light Angel of Knocking Stuff Over

Sarah Ellis

Pip thanks the Bajoran prophets that the long-lost Orb of Food materialized before him.

Michael Rhode

Narnia looked appealing, but would it be better than West Virginia?

Andy Ihnatko

[Ellie gently bats Danielle's nose and wakes her up] oh hey ynow the sofa lamp well i told pip it was a tunnel and a truck would be driving through it to deliver special pip foodie treats and he should run right over when he saw the headlights well hes had his head in there for what an hour maybe two anyway long enough that the smell of singed fur is making it hard for me to nap so could you rub my belly for twenty or thirty minutes and then either get pip out of the lamp or move pip and the lamp to another room or let me sleep here in the bed with you really whatevers easiest [rolls over, presents belly]

Michael Rhode

Someday that moth would fly back out and Pip was determined to be there... and ready.

Zach

“Wait, what? Bat Signal? I thought you meant Cat Signal!”

Michael Rhode

So who won? [this is a question, not an entry]

dcorsetto

Not fair, you're weakening me with quotes from my all-time favorite. ;)

dcorsetto

This is too long to be a caption but it was a lovely and very believable piece of short fiction. ;)

dcorsetto

Ha, I'm glad you specified! I was a dummy and said "by noon" on a day that I was out until past 11 pm! Just getting to this now. :)

Christian Brown

That's what is on the other side of the crack in the wall!!! Doctor Who lied to me! (Don't need a shirt, just wanted to play the game!)