Horse vs. Waterbed (Patreon)

If you're seeing this post, you probably also saw (and maybe voted in) the last story poll I posted:

"Taxidermied Animal" was added as a throwaway, but it was in the lead for a good while! So I hustled to write a dumb taxidermy joke, in case it won:

Lucy peeked at my pencils while I was working on them, and guffawed at the horse part. "NAILED IT," I thought. 

In the end, "Waterbed" won. So I hurried to write a dumb waterbed joke:

I showed it to Lucy and it DID NOT RECEIVE A GUFFAW. (Despite having a boat in it!!)

We chatted about it for a moment, and I decided to go with the horse, despite the poll results. 

My apologies to you Waterbed Enthusiasts, but I hope sharing my dumb alternative makes up for it!

You'll hear one more quick announcement from me soon (last-minute livestream from 8-10 EST tonight), and then I'll stop peppering your inbox with notifications. :)