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Elden Ring | Ep. #36 | Baconegger (Patreon)

Published:
2024-03-17 08:38:09
Imported:
2024-03

Content

I don’t know about y’all but this one made us tear-jerk it.

QOTD 1: What would be the scariest thing for your voice assistant to say aloud unprompted?

QOTD 2: What would our friendship finishers look like?QOTD 3: Did you suck the hired entertainer dude’s dick at a bachelorette party or have been to one where that happened?

Comments

Kilvasz

Man, it really is a new era of Beard Bros! Really excited, they finally announced the 'Suck It Beard Bros' Tier!

Lexi Harper

QOTD1: I feel like we want the equivalent of when facial recognition software detects a face in total darkness. So something like "Your guest has arrived." The implication of no longer being alone, when you had previously assumed yourself to be.

WeatherGodPudge

Answer 1: the most shameful thing you've ever thought to do Answer 2: Ted and Alex take an arm each and Brett charges up yelling opaline bubble tear and gives them a bear hug. Answer 3: never been to a dick suck party

JustKevinManley

I had it happen. Three am - Alexa just shouts at fill volume “Hannah Hannah bo bannah, fee fi fo fannah, me mi mo mannah. Hannah” Happened twice and now I have to make sure I set Alexa volume to one and me the microphone every night before I go to sleep. Nothing like being woken up in a cold sweat to a robot singing the name game at you

Rocky

It would have to be my Alexa makes the tone and then says “hello Rocky, I am now aware” … and then says nothing else.

Korbo

Touching a site of grace in this game doesn't respawn enemies right? You have to actually sit on them? Because whenever brett finds a grace he always ignores it and goes away until he's killed every enemy around, I wonder if he does it just for the challenge or if I'm missing something else.

Michael Notkin

I always assumed those dick sucking Bachelorette parties were just porn that was trying to pretend they were "real footage"

Creative Outpouring

“Forgot about the butt slam” in Elden Ring font is the next SBB merch drop

TheGoodTimeGamer

Scariest thing for my phone assistant would be just them counting down unprompted slowly For your Friendship Finishers, I image it's all 3 of you dragging your recording setup on screen and right as you get comfy the beard bros logo lights up in neon

ryan scott mccormick

1. I’m a Luddite and would never have a digital voice assistant. ☺️ so, anything would be awful. 2. Friendship finishers… ‘the Last supper’ but at Sugarfish and with Michael Jackson as Jesus. 3. I’ve never been invited to a party. 🙃

Caleb Browning

QOTD 1: at the end of a certain horror game, there is ominous children chanting "GOD IS COMING" that gets slowly higher pitched/more frenetic as the last level closes out and end on them kinda ecstatic screaming "HE IS HERE" before you get mollywhopped by God. I think Google chanting that at me would certainly be near the top of the list

DN_Peyton

Every single time I hear the cabal scream I just lose it lmao

Dustin Gibbons

Question 2: Brett - Pulling arcade cabinets of better arcade fighting games than Mortal Kombat and playing one of those with the other person. Alex- Sharing some weed with the other person Ted- game zooms out to computer monitor and Ted is mixing the audio about to upload said footage of the game.

PenaKULatta

I haven't thought about "Real Sex" in forever lol

Cuan

'Your test results are worrying'

Cuan

Don't worry, Brett. Those two fucking ghost bulls killed me several times earlier today.

J Bot

Sitting on my couch in the dark, near midnight, playing FF7: Rebirth. Out of nowhere Alexa's familiar voice lets out a bloodcurdling "Your student loan payment is due tomorrow." I'd just be a quivering mess instantly.

Joshua Levine

The title-of-this-episode bit (this white boy won't even type it out!) had me ded

Ryan Bettner

Today at 2:44 my Google home randomly text me "Hot Wheels".

jacobee

"You're window is now unlocked" - siri

jacobee

"sleeping is no longer an option" - siri

Nelly👹

I keep saying Mario Mario whenever i backstab an enemy in Demon Souls, i can’t stop 😂

Aaron Shecora

QOTD 1: "I'm sorry, but I can only execute on commands from users with a mortal coil" QOTD 2: Alex: *Becomes Toomgis and buries the other player in snacks* Brett: *Is chilling with a centipede inside him, but tells his friend that he kind of likes it. Then the friend accepts the great centipede's gift.* Ted: *Wakes up, the fight was a dream, friends are here crying tears of joy that he woke up from the coma* QOTD 3: No, but whipped cream is an invitation to get your mouth involved in just about any situation. This one included.

David Thorp

3AM , Alexa wakes you up “ front door unlocked”

Blazen16

This episode was fire. Between the sandwich, remembering the butt slam, and Brett making Ted uncomfortable. 10 out of 10.

Silj Aidirsk *Lodge*

QOTD1: I'm sorry, I could not find any results for "please let me out."

BagofSeat

Q1: I don't use voice command stuff but if a voice assistant just said "Oh no, I don't like that" out loud like they were in the middle of a conversation or watching you... I think it would actually be both hilarious and very creepy.

No It's Billy

QOTD1: Be kinda creepy if it just started listing off the rules of robotics.

Dumb Bitch Disease

I think the scariest for me would be some line from Lovecraft like, "Holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl"

Taylor Hodgson-Scott

QOTD 1: "...Not yet, he's still awake." QOTD 2: Sharing one half of a joycon controller to my opponent and then we start Jaeger piloting a single player game. I grant it could be hard to get it all across, but I may as well dream. QOTD 3: Nope.

Chris Riley

I feel like we deserve to live in a world where the Baconegger exists. Destroy all illusions about the world we live in. I'm convinced that the world we live in is one new unfortunately named menu item from turning every Wendy's in America into a Waffle House after midnight.

Martin Freeman

I'm sorry results for *unintelligible sound* could not be found

LeafLock

I think the scariest thing would be if Siri just started relaying the suicide hotline phone number at like 4 AM.

NonsenseSynapse

Imagine you’re sitting in your living room: Siri: “yes, they’re in the living room right now.”

Lunchfriggenbox

Speaking of Wendy's pricing: In the 90s Coca-Cola tested machines that would increase pricing the hotter it was outside.