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Today, we're serving up captions, bars, and lobsters.QOTD: How much does Brett sound like he’s from LA?

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Joshua Levine

That 1979 sound effect was utterly amazing

Joshua Levine

Dad-a-chak? Dum-a-chum? Did-a-chick??

Artufex

That 1979 editor Ted bit was glorious

Korbo

The game doesn't pause when in the home screen?! I'm mindblown with ted here, that's ridiculous, stupid as well. I understand elden ring doesn't have a pause menu, but why would I want MOST games to run on the background when I'm OUTSIDE of the game? that's the wildest thing I've heard in a while.

Amanda Rose

Ted fully Considering the Lobster by David Foster Wallace

CadmiumMan

None of you sound like you're from LA in terms of an actual "accent", though Alex fits the vernacular and cadence almost exactly, if more articulate. Both Brett and Ted are very standard. I could not place either of you except as General American, which could be from anywhere but generally means you're educated (as I understand the linguistic terminology).

Martin Freeman

There is a way to true pause. When you're in the equipment mean at the bottom of the screen hit the help button then click menu explanation. I have tested it mid fight

Snonk

Ted you editing god

Kyle McNeil

for a split second I got my bald 90s musicians confused and thought they were doing Moby's Porcelain 'ehhh' sound

Ryan Torbet

I would kill for Brett to drop a whole “I Got Bars” verse

Dave P

That one was for Patreon! Thanks Ted!

Matty

100% agree with the RE8 playthrough on SGS was good

Valarie Kurtz

I really need an Elden Ring mod that just plays the crab and lobster music in place of the combat music for those enemies

Plunge87

you guys should have David Miller on and play Animorphs games :D

Cuan

Yup!

Cuan

Woah, that air counter!

Vijnananath

Ted getting to full-on Tedit is the best thing about New Era Beard Bros.