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If you don’t know this already… I’m Crumbl’s (or as I like to call them, Shitty Cakes) #1 hater. Well, the time has come for my official Crumbl review… and let’s just say, I did not hold back.

I gave them another shot... did they win me over? Did I find a flavor that wasn’t dry as hell? Or was this just another batch of overpriced cake disguised as cookies?

Love them or hate them... spill your feelings in the comments. Are you a Lily or a Jessi? 🍪😵‍💫

Also… what should we review next? 👉 SUBMIT IDEA

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Selena Lopez

Not the hairy cookie 🍪 lol 🤣🤣

Aliana

you finding the hair made me flashback to cheat day 😭

Maggie

No sugar coating here 🍪 we love an honest queen👑 💁🏼‍♀️

Cassie Richey

This is so satisfying to see my own crumbl cookie hate reflected after the more positive takes ❤️

Brittani

I’ll never stop screaming get the minis

somethingnexttonormal

Not the hair in it! Lol I feel you Jessi. I know some people love those RICH, sugary ass deserts but I just don’t. I wanna love it but it’s way too much and almost makes me feel nauseous. I did try their Red Velvet one a while ago and it was pretty good (but I like almost anything that’s red velvet)

Caitlin Peek

I don't understand the crumbl hype either and it always feels so wasteful 🤷‍♀️

🫧Elle🫧

they have like 2 cookies i think taste "good" lol that's about it

Kat

The only cookie I ever ate at Crumbl was a brookie. It soft and delicious, but expensive. I've never been back. More importantly, Jessi you look so good! That lighting and those extensions, it's all working for you!

Kerstynn

Never tried but not interested, also can’t have wheat so passsssss

Sally Ranford

"And by interesting I mean bad" 😂

Stephany Rosales

I also hate fruit and chocolate. And the sugar cookie is horrible

Kangamoo

The hair would spoil the box for me. Thanks for reviewing them so I don't have to 😁

Payton

My sister worked there, half of them are not cooked enough 😭

psspsspss

The hair is probably part of the signature cookie

Beata Fabrikant

Jessi: "they're so fucking thick, damn!" Cat: "MEOW!"

Jessica Bear

I don’t think, they are good, I tried them at a birthday party, they are to thick, I’m definitely giving Jessi! lol

wolfvonbiele93

I do like fruit dipped in chocolate myself but coupled with the doughy cookies that sounds so gross

Lynn

“First of all, there’s something wrong” 😂

Amanda

Finally a fellow chocolate-dipped-fruit hater! Everyone I know thinks I’m nuts for that

Sami

I have the exact opposite of Jessi's tastebuds. Like sugar free Truly, like sugar free in general (prefer Diet Cokes over regular Cokes), like the sugar cookies from Crumbl (but only if they're cold), love fruit dipped in chocolate (especially those Tru Fru packs), and cannot eat dulce de leche by the spoonful. 🤣

Sami

I also don't overall care for Crumbl. They're alright. Rosanna Pansino has the best chocolate chip cookie recipe and that's my go-to.

Kaylah Maxwell

I only really like their chocolate chip cookie the rest just seem like they try to much with flavors

☆Hannah☆

i feel like 75% of crumbl's revenue is from people doing reviews and at most 25% of it is ever eaten. i am also a certified crumbl cookie hater

Cryptidfurry

Jessi I do too think the classic crumbl cookie tastes funky. To me it has an almond after taste

Ember Q

honestly loving this roast as someone who can't eat Crumbl

sami puls

I used to work at crumble, and I never understood why it has cult following! Theres a few, and i mean a FEW, good flavors. Walmart has better sugar cookies lol! You gave it a real try jessi!

Adrianna

I think I’ll have to unsubscribe after the chocolate covered strawberry attack 😩😩.

Mei

those nails are gorgeous!

Katharine

So you’re saying I should be happy I didn’t wait for hours to try week old ones in Sydney 😆

Andrew Giglio

Now I don't know who to believe.

Andrew Giglio

Week old full of airplane farts. Sounded lovely.

Andrew Giglio

They look impressive in a video.

Saruse

I hate anything besides homemade chewy cookies. Store bought cookies have a weird aftertaste which I think is what you are tasting. Maybe some kind of preservative? I don’t know but I hate cookies from anywhere besides right out of the oven 😂 I am a cookie snob The weird thing is that I actually like cake from Walmart or other grocery stores 😂

Saruse

I 100% agree with this statement. No one that I know IRL ever gets Crumble cookies because they are gross. Plus if people like cookies, they usually make them. And if they make them, there’s often a lot to share… so everyone gets cookies 🩷😁

Krys P.

Sometimes medical reps would bring cookie crumbles to us. We cut all of them in fours because of how think and rich they are. They're great free but I'd never spend money on them hahaha

Addie

I'm with you Jessi. Crumbl is mid,maybe even below mid!

Sami

Hey name twin!

Deandra

I live in the middle of no where and always wanted to go to the cities to try crumbl but this is exactly how I expect it going. 😂

Tiffany

I started getting the minis and it’s a lot better so far. But I am picky about my cookies

Melanie R

When they have their tres leches it’s my favvvv the only tres leches I like 😭😂

ermooch

I'm crumbl's number 2 hater 😂 this was hilarious and very accurate

Keirra Neeley

some are ok and i love chocolate covered strawberry lol but it’s all just depends on people’s tastes

Meredith

The thing about Crumbl is you can’t expect it to be cake or cookie. It is a secret 3rd thing you cut into 8 pieces at your corporate job where that slice of cookie is the only thing getting you through the day. Cheers!

Kadie

Can I just say, as a person with misophonia, I could listen to Jessi do food reviews all day long. No weird mouth noises, no talking with a ton of food in her mouth, no lip smacking. Literally music to my ears 😂👍🏼

Christina Martinez

The only reason I tried crumbl cookies was because someone else bought it. They were not worth the price of free.

Julie Marcum

My favorite cookies are Food Lion brand oatmeal cookies. They're really good. They do not cost $25 a package and I've never gotten a foreign hair in them. I don't even want to know where the Krumbl location is in Spartanburg. My fat ass doesn't need to be tempted to go there 😂

Sooophie

"THICK DAMN" "MEOW"

Terroreyez

I agree! They’re so dense I just can’t. The cakes look way better than the cookies for sure.

Meg

It feels like a struggle to swallow every time?? Like they’re so thick or something?

ButterPecanRican

I love thick cookies. Goes great with coffee 🤌

Demi 🫶🏻

The cakes are good. I think they need to lean into cakes. 🧁

Sabrina

biting into a cheeseburger is crazy 😭