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Sorry to the high noon girlies…..all I’m getting is tequila farts 💩💃🏻 (Patreon)

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2025-05-31 13:22:01
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2026-06
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Crystal

Wait the strawberry is my fav flavor 😭

Krystle

Tequila in a can has never agreed with me. I tried all different brands and it just never taste right with me.

Amaya

The vodka grapefruit one is my fav !

Lexi Lona

You have saved me from trying them! Everyone I know says they’re amazing!

Ruttie

This was a wild notification

Linsey

Girl - high noon is MY JAM. Any of them the tequila, the vodka, the tea. I'm ready to rumble over this 😅 White claw is the LaCroix of alcohol

casey

i prefer white claw to high noon also, HN is almost too carbonated and doesn’t hide the alcohol taste as well as WC

Social Noob

I have yet to find a seltzer i enjoy. I did try the spiked Jumex drinks recently, and those are delicious. they taste just like juice.

Mackenzie

the vodka high noons are soooo much better. they taste like a seltzer (NOT A TRULY, please do not be scared of them Jessica Urban) without the weird tummy hurts that u sometimes get after too many white claws !!!

Madisyn

the tequila ones are awfulllll

Sullikins

I’m an idiot, I didn’t know there were different alcohols. I drank a vodka one last night and was so confused why I didn’t like it. Turns out I like the tequila ones 🤪

Chelsea

Try Surfsides! They are the best!

RachelDZ

Listen, I’m all for the High Noon Tequila, but I think a DWKT Tequila seltzer could be a hit! What I’m getting from the comments is we need a better tequila seltzer on the market!

sonikku

i may not know anything about tequila and its effects on flatulence, but i DO know that peanuts shirt game is on point, hair game on point too, high quality content without question

Loray

Ok grapefruit is 100000% the worst flavor though 😭😂

Moriah Blackberg

Either this was filmed a month ago or you haven’t changed your calendar from April to May (almost June). Either way Issa vibe and I’m here for it

Laura

Omg I literally tried tequila High Noon for the first time last night too (also because of Chelsea and Sherrilyn lol), and I loved it! I couldn’t taste the tequila in it, and I don’t like white claws because I can taste the alcohol too much. Then Jessi posts the exact opposite impression the next morning. That’s so crazy!

Paulie

I’m with you on tequila high noons, but the normal vodka high noons are sooo much better than white claws !! 10/10 recommend

Yaniri

I love High Noons (tequila, regular and the Tea) I feel like it’s a lot lighter than white claws.

fatima

They said what??? You can’t trust them. The vodka ones are waaaaaaaaaay better

Mystiana

the watermelon with a chamoy and tajín rim is my absolute fave!

Corie

The pineapple ones are my flavor

Bianx

I like the vodka ones way better

Alejandra C

I love that this implies we're drinking at 8am (my time) and honestly SAME. I'm tipsy doing laundry at 1130 am lol

Chris Bravo

The Vodka black cherry are my go tos

LuTheTeaWitch

You fellas been doing a bit of boozin’ have ya? Sucking back on grandpa’s old cough medicine?

Kelsi Kimble

it seems like these types of drinks have a better chance over ice, in a glass. i haven’t had this one but it’s how i prefer my zero sugar mike’s

FadedFox

I actually like the vodka ones MUCH more!!

Sofia

The vodka ones are SO MUCH BETTER (coming from a tequila girl)

krista

i like grapefruit things, but ive always been told my medication is the OG grapefruit hater.

krista

oh also was curious if you and/or lily would ever review thc drinks

Becca Keegan

Grapefruit is yum but us SSRI girlie's can't have her 😅

Synystergrl

I'm so stuck on the lime white claw everything else is way too much...

Paola

Ooh that’d be cool to watch!

Irene Cortez

…. But Jessie doesnt like truly… and I do 🥲

Ava Leicht

The vodka high noons are the only acceptable kind of

Bigbunenergy

Personally I like the topo Chico seltzers!

Lexi

Spindrift seltzers are the best!

Brighthope42

So true! It’s the only one that I know of that only has fruit juice and sparkling water! So good! Rasp lime is so good!

Jenni

HEAR ME OUT JESSIE jimador has seltzers… and LOVEE as a tequila girly lol

KittyCult

It for sure is rail tequila, I love high noon and tequila but those suck ass. I would rather not ruin tequila for me so I stay away from can tequila drinks

Kenna J

I like the watermelon vodka high noon ones

Rebecca Claire

I’m a tequila girly and I do not like these. I do love the vodka ones so you have to try those!

Laurine Blokker

hi Girlies, just a little tidbit. i don't know if it's just grapefruit flavor or if there's grapefruit in it too but just a loving warning that grapefruit has a lot of interactions with different medications. Just want my girlies to be safe♥️ i love you guys! Much love from this girlie nurse!

Ana Fox

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