Do We Award Them? Season is Back! (Patreon)

Hey girlies!

We’re bringing back Do We Award Them? for year TWO!!! 🏆

We want your help coming up with some new award categories. We’ll be keeping all of last year’s (see below), but we’re looking to spice it up with a few new additions...

Drop your award category in the comments. Submission deadline is end of day tomorrow (Wednesday).

Later this week we'll start the nomination process!!

Here are last year's categories that we'll be continuing with this year.....

“I’m Scared… I Don’t Know What Was That”  — The most concerning/alarming person or topic we’ve covered.

Most Diabolical Scam — For the most shameless money motivated scam (ie. an event, launch, transaction, etc. anything that felt super scammy.)

Most Unhinged Business Owner/Client combo

Lost the Plot — The most confusing drama or cancellation that didn’t really make sense, but somehow everyone was mad anyway.

You Couldn’t Waterboard That Out of Me — The person guilty of having such a severe case of verbal diarrhea that their internet privileges should be revoked.

Most Delusional Influencer — The person who seems to be unable to recognize how they went wrong or that they went wrong at all.

Biggest Clout Goblin

Is the Apology in the Room With Us? — The time someone was exposed for their behavior and then delivered the worst apology in response. 

This Should’ve Stayed in the Drafts — For the time someone made you audibly gasp because of their unhinged behavior, admitting something they shouldn’t, or just voicing an all around terrible take.

“Straight to Jail” — The person whose behavior might not have technically been illegal but it was so creepy or outrageous that it should be.

Biggest “Let Them Cook” Moment — For when we started off not on someone’s side but ended up agreeing with them. 

“I hope you’re hungry! For nothing.” — The feud that truly had no stakes, felt like a complete waste of time, or just generally should have never even made it to the internet.

Best Accidental Meme — For the moment no one intended to be funny but absolutely was. (This could be us or a topic we covered)

Most Unexpected Plot Twist

The Math Isn’t Mathing… — For the biggest gaslighter. The person who was exposed but refused to admit it.

Mom and Dad are Fighting… — For the relationship, friendship, etc. that ended in disaster and gave the internet a front row seat to all the fallout.

Main Character Syndrome — The person who made everything about themselves - even when they shouldn’t have. 

“We Were ROOTING FOR YOU!” — When we were on someone’s side….but they did too much and had you thinking “Savannah, slow down”

Biggest Wedding Disaster