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Sex Tip Tuesday (Patreon)

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2025-08-19 16:17:01
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2026-10
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Let the Embarrassing Stuff Happen! 😳

Bodies make noises. Lube spills. You accidentally knee someone in the crotch mid-position switch. Welcome to sex. The unfiltered version!

Instead of shutting down or spiraling into shame when something unexpected or awkward happens, take a breath and name it. Laugh together. Say, “Well, that was a moment,” and keep going (or pause if you need to). The more you normalize these very human moments, the safer and more connected sex feels.

Real intimacy isn’t about flawless choreography. It’s about being fully present with your partner, farts and all. When you can roll with the weirdness, you create space for curiosity, pleasure, and genuine connection.

Awkward is normal. Awkward is sexy. 🔥 Tell me about your awkward sexy below!

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Danny Hendrie

I've mentioned the occasional farts and such, before. And I may have already told of the time when we were just dating. I was in full "point of no return" thrusting mode, when her dog jumped up on the bed. I suddenly felt a cold, wet nose on my scrotum and "taint." I immediately rolled off her and ended up making a mess on my tummy, her leg, her tummy the bed. I basically painted the whole area. But we laughed almost uncontrollably, and enjoyed another session, the next morning.

Eric Hegeman

Just remember, if you accidentally knee your partner in the crotch mid position switch, don't laugh at them, kiss it better!

michaelb1369

Being kicked in the balls hurts more than childbirth. I know this because women will say let’s have another kid, but no man has ever said kick me in the balls again.

Dr. Susie Gronski - Doctor of Physical Therapy

Yes, I remember you sharing this before. Such a great story! I can totally picture our pup doing the same—she’s the jealous type. I can’t even hug my husband without her wedging herself in between us, haha.

Eric Hegeman

I know there are guys who ate onto that, and I don't kink shame, but I definitely don't understand that one. Some masochism I understand, that one, nope!

Steve J

There’s nothing like your pet watching you intently while you and your partner are having sex. Our cat seems to enjoy being the voyeur, even getting on the bed to get the bird’s eye view. A little disconcerting…🙄

REX J S 1

My second wife and head-butted going for a 69 once after a little foreplay, that slowed us down a minute. Hard to stop in mid arousal, we would have had to knock out to slow that passion.

Guy

Not really embarrassing, but funny. Being castrate for six months made erections during that time a real chore. Sometimes I would come to the "point of no return", get distracted and just lose it all. No testosterone to keep it going. We had to go back to foreplay and start all over again. We understood what was going on so we just had a laugh and started all over again from foreplay. Julie found a pressure point one time that seemed to work to keep the blood in, but could not find it again. I asked my urologist where I might find pressure points but she said that was above her pay grade. It is a simple matter of explaining anatomy so I don't buy her deflection.

eltz

In the days before caller ID getting a call while in the middle of doing it( Father-in -law not doing well so we automatically answered all calls no matter what we were doing) only to find it was a client at a school board meeting with a million urgent questions. So my wife had fun by rocking back and forth(Cowgirl position) while I tried to conduct a serious conversation. Longest 10 minute call of my life. But the orgasm when I finally was able to hang up made it worth it.

Dr. Susie Gronski - Doctor of Physical Therapy

That's what makes sexual intimacy between couples strong - being sexually fluid and playful, leaning towards each other as erotic friends. And I agree, I don't buy that deflection either. 🙄