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CLUB ELLEN - MARCH 23, 2024 (Patreon)

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2024-03-23 20:01:07
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2026-06

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Relax with Club Ellen. George Michael, drag sucks, long Dune talk, Imaginary, managing your transition, stepmom updates, ass-to-ass at the E.R.

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EJ

Find a cock, get it out!

Dip

Release the Macy Rodman Drag Race audition tape!

Stacey Lee

I can’t believe Macy could’ve actually killed drag race

Jeremy

Ladies and gentlemen start strokin!

miles

there's a really good lyric towards the end of Flawless that jumps out at me "I think you know that you're more than just a fucked up piece of ass"

Vincent

LOVE you both, but try watching dune 1 before giving your takes on dune 2 😭

jiejie

It’s not Club Ellen until Macy asks if she can pee really quick

Beth Jerky

the snatch game options are ENDLESS.

Beth Jerky

i'm cock out totally dooning right now

Caitlin C.

running straight from a Feminist Theory Workshop into the bosom of club Ellen

Ray

The song fucking turns it

reagan

fun fact: freedom ‘90 was named that way to distinguish from freedom by wham (also an amazing song)!!

Caitlin C.

I am a Dune fan (“wormhead”) but that means a lot of complaining about Dune. The ethnic dynamics of the movie are extremely weird—I think they deliberately de-Arabized it with the casting and avoided having them say “jihad” all the time like they do in the book to avoid making the Arab connection explicit but there’s no way to avoid it so it just comes out bizarre and like a deliberate offense to Arabs/MENA actors they could have hired. The adaptation changed some things from the book that make the politics better and the love story way more interesting and the fetus more insane. I disagree strongly that the battle with the emperor needed to be longer. Gay hand to hand combat could have gone on longer. Love the insane Gladiator Alejandro planet. I was also rock wet.

Caitlin C.

sorry I can’t write about Dune anywhere publicly because I don’t want it associated with my dubious career in film academia so you get it in the comments

Garrett Mabel

They also skip over the seitch orgies. Like, the could have to hired out one of the Wachowski's to direct those.

Caitlin C.

yeah cut from this comment was a whole side tangent about how Denis doesn’t know what sex is. “Put your hand in my box of pain” is probably his best guess.

Henry

Gaga would love Paul Anka

hugomac

Anka's first hit was a love song to his babysitter, so he's come full circle.

maooaf

having read the book, it's so crazy from yall's description how poor Dune 2 communicated wth was happening

Ethan

just busted the fattest fucking nut <3

Coffin Flop

Jodorowky’s Dune. It would have been HORNY.

Benji

Terry Gross does her incredible radio show from Philadelphia, at WHYY. She gets picked up on a lot of NPR/Public Radio stations around the country! She Is….A Broadcasting Legend….☮️❤️

Benji

I’m just waiting for that Macy or Theda interview with Terry! They won’t know what to say when she brings this shit up?!?!

,

That Dune song’s got a little bit of HONK to it!

sue

I love playing with george michael

Joe B

I particularly love that Jodorowsky didn’t even bother to read Dune before agreeing to make a film of it. Also that he made his son practice martial arts for six hours every day for two years so that he could play Paul Artreides.

,

All monster cocks, all the time

B

FML another week without a visit to the Tori corner 😩🔫

SB

I wish Villeneuve could do the sequels, but I really don't see that being possible.. that's when shit gets fun and gross, though <3 dudes morphing into human-sandworm hybrids and dogs squished into the shape of chairs (which reminds me of early internet and 'kittens in jars', does anyone remember that ?) btw ellen Burstyn lost the Oscar to JULIA ROBERTS that year

Kylee Kemlage

arizona represent also god i got my start with collages using my moms old issues of Shape

nymphowarsxxx

Well sorry Ellen, but Erin Brockovich fucks, i have to agree

nymphowarsxxx

Gay hand to hand combat scene should be a whole separate film!

nymphowarsxxx

Please do not advocate for the Wachowski’s to direct any more films

nymphowarsxxx

I did Samantha from SATC, Matthew McC, Kylie Minogue. No Caitlyn because Trinity did it already

Uriel

You can tell Villeneuve was too busy making arab culture digestible to white people to write any fucking decent dialogs ... Watching Zendaya & Thimo felt like watchimg a disney teen bootleg bones and all

Henry

And the short-lived “Shit minute” :/

goooooooooob

Blade Runner 2049 was SO FUCKING BAD and THANK YOU for saying it Also the spider allegory in Enemy is so gobsmackingly overt Villeneuve is vastly overrated

Noah

macy, have you ever seen the movie drop dead fred? w phoebe cates haunted by her old imaginary friend!

TRXCY

SORRY WHAT?! THE MACY RODMAN COULD’VE BEEN A RU-GIRL! I feel like my entire world view is cosmically shifted

Terry Gross

The rapid heel turn on drag race is so funny

SB

Pffft

nea

This weeks drag race episode being called "bathroom hunties" felt very nymphowars-coded fr it was literally giving becky has two toilets...

Grapeskitlls

Ellen Barkin was dating Sam Levinson when she was having her comeback. They had a whole May/December thing going which feels like a KNFW bit come to life.

lollibotomy

Oh my god thank you for mentioning Paul Anka's Imagine I felt like I was having a fucking fever dream

Natalie

Ladies, if you want to kill a snake, you cut off the head. … sorry to say, but you’re gonna have to kill drag race 😕

Zach Defense

I will say a not insignificant part of me not pursuing any further trans surgeries is I just don't want to fucking project manage it

A Life Lived Trans podcast

REAL. Jesus Christ this is so real. Going through my own project management rn for ffs and vfs

Eddie Garland

Baby there aaain’t nothin better and I could dune kiss forever with you!

madison

OMG I JUST WATCHED IMAGINARY DID U NOTICE THE KID'S BIOLOGICAL MOM IS PLAYED BY THE KLEPTO FRIEND FROM THIS IS ME NOW AHH ITS ALL CONNECTED OK BYE

cheersboys

I’m sorry that this has nothing to do with the episode but i need you to address Dylan Mulvaney’s new single

Pe er

i was wating for someone on the show to make a meghan trainor reference

EJ

Beyoncé’s new album sounds like it’s ripped right off the KNFW soundboard. KNTRY Radio?? This demands an entire investigation at once.

Ethan

KNTRY IN THE MORNING LONG HAUL GOONER RADIO FROM THE DUNE COUNTRY

Michael

Does anyone know which episode Theda says,” can anyone make me a NORMAL FUCKING WIG!”

Jesus

🍸 Give me one margarita and I'll tell you every man your dad slept with 🍸🍸Give me two margaritas

Garrett Mabel

Something the movies completely neglect are the "sietch orgies," which are literally how the Fremen reproduce. They have domestic pairs, but they mostly reproduce in huge orgies. No joke.

Wax Ellen

Forge my "can"? Sit on a hot can?