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CLUB ELLEN - MARCH 30, 2024 (Patreon)

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2024-03-30 19:46:36
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Jo Dee Messina, Cowboy Comedy Carter, Ellen recaps the 2010s, Pig Pen Movie Roundup, calls from around the world, and being sure to living that life...Enjoy another day of fun! Thanks a lot BITCH! Oh, yes we also talk about Very Delta.

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Michael

Does anyone know the episode where Theda says,” can anyone make me a NORMAL FUCKING WIG!”

Terry Gross

Hahaha wudn’tat funnier ‘n sheet? Welll that was the end of this broadcast but it dudn’t have to end there! There’s plenty more where that came from over on the gals Patreon! So if you want more of this then hightail it over there! They’ve got a call in episode every week now called [🤖CLUB ELLEN🤖]. Whadaya think of that? Well you can call in and tell ‘em! [🤖THE PATREON HOTLINE NUMBER IS 929-486-1277🤖]. And uh now we’re gonna give you a liiiittle piece of it, a liiiittle taste, a little flavor. So listen with oool’ Reba to the Nymphowars Patreon that’s Patreon dot com slash Nymphowars XXX

Grady

Yes hold on I just listened to it

Grady

Also I wonder is he ever got that wig…

Garrett Mabel

STOP LEADING WITH GRATITUDE YOU DRUG ADDICT

Garrett Mabel

Turn around, Theda is in your house with a sopping wet synthetic lob wig.

Zach Defense

Jo Dee Messina one of the best to ever fucking do it

lenuka yipiani

Love and Light from Georgian listener (country not state🫣)

Pookytee

JUST RIDE THAT DICK LIKE YOU’RE LAYING EGGS!

ethan

god i wish beyoncé covered dolly’s original version of i will always love you instead

Beth Jerky

per the yonce/miley conversation, Dolly has an album titled "Burlap & Satin"

Pookytee

Act III - Tears of a Sasha Fierce

Dip

NYMPHOWARS ALMOST 2K PATRONS!!!!!!!

Pookytee

Pink wig, top hat - Give the crowd COVID19 ✨

Grady

I wish she was

Ethan

i know you girls probably don't hear this enough, so i just wanted to remind you that although enjoyment ❤️

sue

you got you a faist horse darlin

Quinn

Fave Piñeiro: Hermia & Helena

Aaron

spread that puss!

Will

John Wayne that cock!

Coffin Flop

Theda it has been so hard to resist calling in to ask about your yaoi research, I love hearing your perspective on it. Thank you for giving us sick little nerd freaks what we want. 🙏🏼

Henry

Yes!!!!

Henry

The New adventures of old Jolene

Zero Point

You guys finally talking about Very Delta was honestly a long anticipated moment for me and frankly very healing that you enjoy it. It really is a unique show and there’s just so many layers to her entertainment. Also PLEASE watch ‘Saving the Gorillas: Ellen’s Next Adventure’ on Max I feel like ya’ll will really enjoy it

Maura Heron

The ads were BAM! And then it hits you

javi.tm

“dementia and denture-coded” 😭😭😭

Hunty

I love their ability to call out and shit on something they do that I'm currently enjoying😭 (movie talk, grammar talk)

Luke

You people are way too hard on Lady Gaga. She’s just trying to do her thing. Come on now.

Luke

I decided to go back and listen to Diamond Heart after you said no one is going back to listen to it - it actually sounds like she’s saying “diamond cock” at certain points in the song.

mado

mentioning the glass of her boudoir brought me a cosmic sort of calm, the circle of knfw completes itself, the cock is stroked infinitely

Luke

There’s also a German version of Naked Attraction.

Luke

I love doing this voice to myself. Macy - highest praises.

jiejie

it is really impressive how macy knows Every Song and theda knows Every Movie

nymphowarsxxx

She’s done much worse to us. We’re just trying to do our thing. Come on now.

Luke

Ok ok. You’re not wrong. And I am glad you’re doing your thing.

Caitlin C.

theda describing summer vacation 1999 is targeted content for me or as they say in anime world “fan service”

Caitlin C.

fun yaoi fact: the movie being in a weird empty school (after implied nuclear event??) is all the movie, the manga is just at a normal German boarding school where all the boys are in love or being abused or dying

Caitlin C.

final comment: japan society NY is CRUSHING IT recently with their film programming, everything they’ve shown since the fall & everything planned coming up is great or at least interesting.

moby

knfw reba outro/patreon plug walked so dolly interlude could do it's thing.

K.

Eat a few mushrooms and throw on Cowboy Carter and I promise you’ll be riding that dune worm into the sunset

Rodrigo!!!

can’t wait for a year from now when Theda realizes she loves Cowboy Carter like she did with Renaissance

Caitlin C.

Ok big day for Caitlin (me) to seem extra insane in the Club Ellen comments: 1. The director (Adachi) of Red Army/PFLP is in my dissertation because he used to make softcore porn and he made one about a mad scientist gynecologist trying to make an artificial womb so women can have sex freely. 2. I remember liking a documentary about the Japanese-Palestinian fighters called The Anabasis of May and Fusako. but it might also be dry?? It’s artsy. Love Fusako Shigenobu (plane hijacker) though. 3. I’m living in Providence this year!!! and I always say “I should go to Dyke Night and meet a girlfriend so I have things to do besides manic Nymphowars Patreon comments” but I never do. Sorry about the hot dog.

nymphowarsxxx

Wait were you at Dyke Night?!? Red Army/PFLP was the second doc, the first one was called “R 21 AKA Restoring Solidarity” which was about a Japanese restoration project of archival footage all relating to Japanese/Palestinian solidarity

Caitlin C.

I wasn’t! I’m always like “eh I’ll go next time” because I let life pass me by, I never seize the day, etc. Come back! There’s regular meat here too!

Noah

unfortunately i know for a fact that act iii is the hip hop/rap/r&b one, but we actually need comedy carter bc beyoncé’s truly best song remains her austin powers track

perestroika hilton

Okay so st Vincent, allie x, and slayyyter have all gone in like a nine inch nails industrial boy harsher dark synthpop type shit and tiktok has really spurred on a wave of nostalgia for 80s synthpop and darkwave. Gaga is already an established germanophile and I think is going to pursue the less 2012 zedd side of the europen club imaginary and instead go like kindnesspunk molchat Doma-basically i think we're looking at 3 years of gaga does the macy Berlin song

Grady

It’s a good day when the girls are going in on Gaga

Sia Furler

I used to love St Vincent, MASSEDUCTION is one of my fav albums ever and since I’ve been sick of her idk why

Sia Furler

I genuinely thought you were using a Beyoncé AI voice to do a country song joke for like 10 minutes and then realised that’s actually a song??? Why would you ever listen to that over the actual Nancy Sinatra song I’m so lost

gay sully

I may not be flawless but you know I’ve got a diamond cock

Ethan

i'm looking to have an authentic experience, a delicious surprise, AND a wonderful feeling

Libby

I’m Alright by Jo Dee Messina might be the greatest song ever recorded

Jordyn Goldstein

can’t wait to bankrupt myself to look like you theda 🥰🥰

Alex Glendening

Been waiting for you to bring up Very Delta, thank god!!!

nymphowarsxxx

The way she says “biz - i - ness route” is so fabulous

nymphowarsxxx

I LOVE work it out!!! And what info do you have Noah???

Noah

friend who’s up at r*c n*tion told me in 2022 that pt. i was dance, pt. ii was country, and pt. iii was hip hop/rap 🤫 which is smart tbh cuz now iii can be a comeback lol

Libby

Our Bostonian Queen ❤️

Sia Furler

PLEASE watch the video of lady gaga telling Nikki tutorials about her new makeup, she keeps throwing out numbers like “71% skincare foundation” it’s killing me

Pia Marchetti

The Music deep dive aligning with my personal Madonna journey… I am so in touch with the diving

Pia Marchetti

I am thinking about to singy singy singy like a bird on a wingy wingy wingy every day

Luke

The burning question on my mind is whether this would be a diamond studded cock or carved from solid diamond, balls included??

EJ

Today, I am…the mayor!

serwin

I still have a photo album on Facebook entirely dedicated to seeing Jo Dee Messina in concert in 2011…I’d delete it but…MY give a damn’s busted!!!!

,

We need mirror Macy on stage fr. Maybe even an act worth touring with…

Thomas

I've only listened to cowboy carter once so far while cooking but I just remember thinking "Jacob Collier vibes" at some point and now that's the only thought that occupies my mind

Antoni

the album would be more listenable if she’d gotten rid of the 10 spoken interlude sections and at least four of the weaker songs…. it seems so much less intentional than renaissance, but i think she knew it’d be the hardest sell of the three (whatever the third genre is) so maybe the corny unedited energy was intentional…. some interesting (wild) choices were made which is cool coming from one of the worlds biggest pop stars 25+ years into her career

Slurmmer

Going back to the classics for sure! Nymphowars guest star on sloppy second at Thee sultan room! R u kidding me

Anthony Flores

I literally saw Beyonce Knowles Carter in concert last month. And by that I mean Jo Dee Messina. Not sure if she's a Trumper but she put on a good show.

Luke

“Pig Pen Movie Roundup.” I just saw in the description. So good. 😂

Andrina Perez

Can we get a Gaga corner each episode. I have listen to you read her ig post multiple times a day.

Garrett Mabel

I've had to suffer through three days of people shitting their beds for Cowboy Carter. Coming back to this just to ground myself 🙏💩

Ann_Dowd_Stan_69

I feel like Maggie Rogers’s cover of Greedy by Tate McRae will rock Theda’s socks

C

tip: you should listen to the new straightiolab where they interview kathy griffin and she talks about how sia can't stop singing in everyday life

Chloe

do we like i luv it? do we like camilla cabello’s rebrand pls tell me how i feel about that because playboy carti

gay sully

I love “Heads Carolina, Tails California,” by Beyoncé Knowles

Natalie

MOM sign these queens @alaskathunderf***

Joy

sorry for the downer question (about physical safety out in public while trans) but thank you for the answer 💖

nymphowarsxxx

I hope it was helpful! Or not fristrating at least lol! It feels unsatisfying to say “there’s no real answer”, but I think the advantage of that approach is to relieve yourself of unnecessary anxiety. If there’s a possibility of danger all the time, you just can’t live your life worried about it, you’ll just have to cross that bridge if you ever get there. Love ya gal! 🩷🩷🩷 -Macy

Paul

Gals: what’s the song you use for Pig Pen Round Up? sorry but I’m a big f*g for that kind of “Car Talk”-ass music…🙏

Luke

Seriously 😅

Jordan Loyd

This is the best episode of Club Ellen ever. Omfg I’ve listened about 10 times. That intro is solid fuckin’ gold.

Natalie

Theda you HAVE to still try to go on Very Delta in complete earnestness. You’re made for it; you both would be like: 🗣️🤬🗣️🤬🗣️