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CLUB ELLEN — 15 JUNE, 2024 (Patreon)

Published:
2024-06-15 18:09:31
Edited:
2024-06-15 18:29:29
Imported:
2026-06

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Content

Shania Twain. Chappell Roan's little red career is moving much too fast. Theda is fighting women in the UFC. Brian Depalma's Dressed To Kill. There are too many NYC rep screenings. You've Got Mail. Allusions to censored Brat talk. Moving to Queens? Someone wants to have sexuality with David the Irishman...Are women different than men? A song, not by Sia, about how to be yourself at work. Brief chat with Charli XCX. What is the difference between a dick and a cock.

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Comments

Mathias

YES OKAY

Wesley

COCKS OUT

Terry Gross

What’s…happening to me….my cock…..it’s coming out…..I can’t control it…..

kalzonkly

Just in time to finish my shift. Hour 7 of listening to you gals today

kalzonkly

I am feeling a tad feral

Equus Quagga

Oh shit, I meant back inside

Caitlin C.

thank cock… it’s time

James D

It’s my birthday tomorrow thank you for this gift x

Jorts dad

have my cock out and ready to shoot anyone talking bad about Shania Twain with it

EJ

I gone and done it…and by it, I mean got my cock out

gay sully

It’s okay don’t worry marina and the diamonds was for 10-13 year old children it acts upon a very under developed psyche

Maxx

Chappell Roan fans BEWARE

Josh H.

I try to listen while gardening, so when I piss myself in laughter it helps the flowers 🌼

Caitlin C.

i’m in england for work and the algorithmic thrusting of chxxxx xcx into my social media has been a hate crime

Zach Defense

Honestly thinking of Lana Del Day as a Kristen Wiig character makes her SIGNIFICANTLY more appealing to me.

Pe er

Call me Courtney coz my Cox Arq-out!!

Noah

Strokin strokin strokin!!!!

Grady

Omg it’s my bday tomorrow too!

Andrew B

Cocks out for Shania

Richard Berquist

What do I have to pay to hear the redacted Charli tapes? Is the chaser tier still active?

Robbie

DONT YOU DARE

David Anderson

Lesser known Joni Mitchell lyrics ❤️

Manuel Antón

Honestly as someone who's enjoyed most of Charli's stuff, brat certainly has me not touching my cock for sure, I hope I've made Theda proud.

Mac

Release the Charli tape

Chris

I NEED to hear the charli xcx segment 😭😭

Alex G

Thank god, this will be the light at the end of the tunnel for my shift today 🫡

Robbie

For their safety I fear you cannot.

Tati Beauty Puff

The blank stare, followed by a devastated and infuriated "are you kidding me" that ensued when you revealed that clip in the beginning was in fact Chapell Roan was the purest form of disappointment I've ever expressed. I could not hate her more.

ethan

good luck in the intifada, babe 😭

Tati Beauty Puff

pig pen time! get those piggies-mayonnaise à la delta work out 🧘‍♀️🎀💗😊

Beautiful_Wisconsin

Speaking of pig pens, Chappell is playing in the bluegrass tonight! SOOIE!

Caitlin C.

i was also at a movie festival related event and i did NOT go see any of the movies. on the plane, i watched Perfect Days and Sex Document World of Perversion but for the plane home i have bought some books made of paper!!! to read!!

ethan

i buy into brat but charli had visible neon face tape during her boiler room set and i find that behavior foul and irreprehensible

Parker

thank you 🙏

rome

Hey Chris 👋 how r u doing

Antoni

the state of pop music today is going to keep me flaccid all pride month thank u for speaking on it

roboboy

#RELEASETHECHARLITAPES

CW

time to goon

Theo

There’s something Bette Midler about Chappell Roan in the worst way

jiejie

Lorde this, Marina that. Girl, so confusing was actually written about Theda

AJ

Good suck, babe!

K.

I’ve been summoned

moby

yall would kill a death grips collab i think. #MaCyRideman

Beth Jerky

master of piss camoflage

Luke

that is NOT the color of oxidized copper

Nic

Hey! My cock is out! Thank you!

Josh H.

"Welcome to my pig pen bitch" -Charli (bit my finger)

Felli

Macy, I love that you are a honeymooner! Moshe and Natasha are hilarious and smart.

Connor

You guys hate Chappel so much it compelled you to say something nice about Gaga I’m crying 💀😭

Pookytee

Club classics!! I wanna dance with theeda, I wanna dance with rodman, I wanna dance with leil, I wanna dance with ellen!

John Riggi

Thank you for the confidence anthem 💜

Sassafras Nitro Jet

I need to hear the Charlie segment, I’ll pay money, sign contracts and get cock out. Whatever is needed

Beth Jerky

please research and revise this comparison lol. aaaabsolutely not. there's something "art school cat girl who needs noise cancelling headphones" about Chappell Roan in the worst way.

Theo

Looks wise bab

dylan

I watched Dressed to Kill for the first time after listening to this. The scene in the museum/cab.. oh my GODDDDDD

Zachary

Are we allowed to ask when the main show will return? Not to be a bitch. 💕

Alex G

Haha what if we found love in the club ellen comment section… unless…

Elizabeth

A balm in the de Palma. Love Dressed to Kill!

Rory Demerz

I’m kissing kimberrrr.. she ra.. Oop

David B

To the horny caller... Sadly my schedule (cock) is full (caged) this week. But I am flattered and will be STROKING ITTTT ☘️🎯🤸🏻‍♂️

resident of beautiful princess island

I think Chappell is cringe but don't hate her! I love lana! I love Charli! and guess what. I love Theda and Macy. and I love the haters. Love wins.

Luke

I wish you would go in on Celine Dion.

Luke

Love you girls so much! Ugh! I love hearing your voices each week. You have no fucking clue.

Luke

I heard “RuPaulsive” when you said “repulsive display” 🤭

Luke

Theda you really are a bitch. 🤗

Luke

Love that.

EJ

I just googled Chappell Roan and do you motherfuckers also get “did you mean: your favorite artist’s favorite artist”?? This can’t be real

Ted

Google Chappell Roan and it says “Did you mean: your favorite artist's favorite artist?” Keep stroking that search!

reagan

angie DICKINSON 💜

Robbie

Horny…..

Joe B

I saw that the other day too. It was one of those things my mind wouldn’t let me dwell on or it would destroy me.

Elizabeth

The opening shower fantasy too! And that it where they talk about how to be trans at brunch and the woman eavesdropping keeps looking over and making faces? Pure camp. Also Dennis Franza as a borderline offensive caricature of a New Yawk cop is 🤌🏻

Christ

intense hi trans tourette twain

Joe B

Just want to say, I hope the main eps come back soon 🌝

Sia Furler

Ladies and gentleman, please welcome to the stage: Electric Chappell Roanoke!

Roople

I’ve seen footage (of cock)

Grady

Ha! All good! Keep stroking David! 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

Jesse Oswald

I just wanna say I was on the 2nd message and my critique is Theda didn't drag me through the mud hard enough, and I just want to say Ik estrogen gonna take a minute I'm just very opinionated about biological sex

Jesse Oswald

I also think I will call back in like 3 months give yall the full rundown on these supple breasts and smooth skin

Ian (age withheld)

Never thought I'd hear Kenmare mentioned on the pod. Also thank you John from Philadelphia for calling - it's about time we had the type of man who BUILDS HOUSES represented here

Grady

Kenmare mentioned 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

Mark White

Well, good luck, babe!

David B

If you're ever back in Ireland....🤸🏻‍♂️🎺🍷

Caitlin C.

can anyone share the audio file and tell me the original source (or remind me which episode it debuted in) for “let me kill myself”? i keep saying it and my friend became genuinely concerned yesterday, i need to explain it

A Life Lived Trans podcast

Someone who's been on estrogen for 3 days: it's actually not that different!!! Men and women are the same

Josh H.

If an industry plant is unwanted, do we call it an industry weed?

Henry

Theda: ✋⛔️🚫 comedy podcast!!

Bethany

Playing Glastonbury at the end of this month on the same day as Shania…. I will report back on if she’s a total mess or not 🫡

Jesus

I think it debuted on their watch of JLo's This Is Me Now. Macy says that she found a clip of Cameron Diaz

Globcast

RELEASE THE CHARLI CUT

nymphowarsxxx

Its from “The Box” Cameron Diaz says it towards the end

Terry Gross

LMFAO I JUST SAW A CLIP OF MISS ROAN PERFORMING AS DIVINE IN PINK FLAMINGOS. You ladies’ reads are always spot on

Elara

Your girls were running through all the music girls today omg, thank god you cut the Charli part

ethan

is justice… just ice…

Sia Furler

Just think it’s crazy charli didn’t pay homage to her mother, who really is the reason for her success: SageLee43

Linus

Please address chappel roans recent pic of her dressed as Divine

moby

get get get get cock cock cock cock

Roople

Macy did on her twitter

Roople

The most hateful episode of club Ellen yet. Keep it up gals👍

Patrick Edmundson

Another “You’ve Got Mail” parody could be “Assigned Mail at Birth”

Coffin Flop

Macy, listen to Natasha’s WTF episode. It made me love her. She’s a kook!

brucey

Theda would be so good on Seinfeld

Kylee Kemlage

my gf hates chappel roan and was so happy for this episode lmao

Kylee Kemlage

"i feel so validated by this episode"

chase.a69

The reads continue to give 40 years old i love

Roople

We need to start a “lesbians against Chappel roan” movement. I’ll be the first to sign up!

Luke

I hate to ask, but would you possibly be able to please draw up a comprehensive list of the pig pen round up movies you’ve talked about along with any other must sees? It’s hard for me to gather information from episode to episode, but I really want to see some of these movies that sound very good. Thank you and I love you both, namaste.🙏🏻

Henry

The pope meeting all those comedians feels very nymphowars-long form coded

Luke

Yas! I thought about this immediately. Please release the unedited Charli tapes.

chase.a69

“this coffee tastes like poopy shit”

Luke

Bear down Connor!!!

Sia Furler

I’d like you to contextualise Charli xcx’s music and career by knowing she went to an extremely expensive private school btw

Rory McKay

I love this show so much. My favourite comedy podcast.

iarbas

typically the spoken-sung, heavily autotuned, corny lyric vocals are saved by the production, but sadly ag cook and hudson mohawke could not save that album. so overrated that i thought i was going mad

gatorcat999

Enjoy your retention this month everbody!

Anthony Flores

Whitney's 30 minutes on trans just seems like a a dig at her former cohost Benton. She can't keep a friend for longer than 2 months it seems.

Tre’ Florez

Lost me at lady Gaga is beautiful but I digress

Caitlin C.

Thank you… now let me kill myself

Conor Behan

I love the attempt to do Irish accents that just sound .. like British ones 😂this steady creep of Irish callers / content does give me hope for nymphowars Live in Dublin tho 🤞🏻

Sia Furler

Yeah but Theda is *the* major trans celeb

nymphowarsxxx

imagine how much better our irish accents would be if we lived there...happily married to each and every one of our irish listeners!!!!

nymphowarsxxx

And look online now...is anybody talking about it...does anybody care? no.

nymphowarsxxx

30 minute tears of a clown netflix stand up music special about transgender dressed as candy darling

Tony Balls

RELEASE THE CHARLI SLANDER TAPES

Grady

Habibi come to France

Grady

YES! To me cock is a thickness description

David B

The word 'c o c k ' sounds girthier in the mouth agreed

Luke

Listen to Taron Egerton saying it. It’s like watching straight up bareback no loads refused muscle jock porn.

downwithaustin

Cocks in for pride month ! Balls full of hatred !!!! Fucj xcx

Liam Flynn

Yeah totally clueless about all the Chappell Roan hype. The album was so hit or miss that I couldn’t listen. I listened against my will on a car ride.

Liam Flynn

Dave Chappell Roan classic before and after on wheel

K.

I’m tryna fuck in the club eat k in the club fuck a nympho patreon subscriber in the club

Wren

“zionists were like yay nymphowars” hahahahaha

Grady

That was wild

Sam

THANK YOU for expressing EXACTLY how I feel about You’ve Got Mail

Tati Beauty Puff

grady pls get into women of trans experience and then we can figure smth out

Hayley

happy pride

David B

For research purposes....what would one enter into the search engine to find such a clip....for research,..

David B

...maybe I need a holiday to the land of croissant

Grady

Who said I wasn’t…

Grady

Yes!

David B

👁️👄👁️

Grady

I’ll just have to call in again if I do haha seems the only way of contacting

Tati Beauty Puff

"I'm kissin' kimbeeer" "she ki-i.. she rap- uh *record scratch*" 😭😭😭

Connaire McBride

Thank you all for taking my dick v cock conversation so seriously. I will never second guess myself again. Bear down Connaire, bear down.

Grady

Just relistened and this Is really a true gold episode

Grapeskitlls

Plane Jane stands with Nymphowars on Chappell Roan. I think she might be a long haul trucker.

SB

uhhh that's VERY VERY RAD, which days and stage do you play?

SB

Y'all might like the singer AURORA. Her most recent album is sofuckinggreat.. she made it with Tom Rowlands of The Chemical Brothers, and Ane Brun makes an appearance on it, if yer familiar with her maybe? Or, if listening to an entire album isn't doable, she has some performances on Vevo, KEXP (Iceland), and Nidarosdomen that are extremely rad. Her Nobel Peace Prize show is good too. There are two documentaries about her as well, and the seond half of the HAIK documentary is a little concert she puts on in the forest where she used to play (in Norway). She is mesmerizing to watch live and she often makes me weep like a bitch. I really don't know who to compare her too.. maybe Dolores O'riorden of the Cranberries, Enya, Kate Bush, Bjork all smooshed together. 🤷‍♀️ sorta Her last album, 'The Gods We Can Touch' is beautiful too; each song represents a deity from mythology (mostly Greek/Roman I think?) It's quite a sexy album. I've always secretly held on to the possibility of Macy doing her, but actually -- Theda you would do it great too, it's just a super high, soprano voice with a Norwegian accent. But yeah. If you watch any interviews with her, you'll see what an absurd delight she is.. fer me it's nice to see another autistic person being themselves compleeeetely, and thriving -- although seeing Maddie whatever her name is was so very validating of course. Blly Eilish said something along the lines of 'I saw a video of Aurora and said, THAT is what I want to do, forever, even if it doesn't prove fruitful'.. so that's neat (OH OH OH! macy. 'Last Stop in Yuma Country' stars Jim Cummings, who has written, directed, and starred in a few movies.. One of 'em, 'Thunder Road, won big at SXSW. There's a horror/comedy/mystery, 'The Wolf of Snow Hollow', and then the one that is maybe my favorite, flawed as it may be, is 'The Beta Test'. It's about HOLLYWEIRD/LA, the world of agents and managers and producers, people that are generally just awful. It's dumb and FUN and wacky; if you enjoyed him in that movie, you may enjoy his maybe possibly could be??)

Bethany

Yeah I’m absolutely buzzing but also terrified hahah! Saturday hive stage at 3pm and then Sunday park stage 11:30am, bread and roses stage at 5pm!

Sebastian

I wanna dance to Jo Dee

Dany

If you got somethin to say you gotta say it

courtney

When the gals hate the same artists I do it's TRULY a balm in the palm

Natalie

The internalized misogyny isn’t hitting, gals. I understand cis women have certain privilege, but it’s not like cis women are exactly thriving, or being supported by society rn. Theyre not going to pick any of us and yall are full Red Scare at this point. :(

Natalie

Red Scare in the sense that yall seem really miserable and arbitrarily hateful. Hate CR’s music idc, it’s basic ass pop. But you’re screaming internalized misogyny at a time when it’s desperate that we stick together. Again, I know that trans women have a unique experience of oppression. But I assure you, cis women aren’t too far behind and the world absolutely hates us as well. I promise.

Manon

z a 😈zz

Manon

as 🥹🤍 a🤍

Manon

🤍🤍

Manon

by a man w lmk a b w w be

Dana

Would love to hear your takes on James Charles’ latest venture, “Bring Me Water”

goooooooooob

*reading these comments* lemme kill myself

David B

Oh my God I saw a clip of that against my will and it shrivelled my spiritual cock

Tati Beauty Puff

your fucking NAAAAME 😭😭💗 doing the lords work

Sam Spencer

Chappell Roans jimmy fallon interview……

Jesus

Chat, is it internalized misogyny to blast a generic pop artist for being soulless and generic?

Jesus

I think I found the guy that was spinning on the train in NYC. Theda was this him?

Natalie

The Chappell stuff was giving baseless and bitter. It seems like they’ve realized that, based on their newer ep.

Tati Beauty Puff

I find your attempt to reassure us this isn't your cis ass taking out the right to berate trans women for having an opinion by telling us it's because we actually hate cis women a bit unconvincing because.... mama we can just not like her, how did u manage to make it about being trans? And idk if you're in the position to assure US you aren't too far behind. We don't have a "unique" type. we are at the bottom of the food change. please become a bit self aware.

Natalie

Macy has repeatedly called Chappell Roan a TERF based on allegations that CR says that she hates everyone with a dick. But this isn’t true. That is why I chose to say what I did, when I did. I understand and I apologize for any offense or hurt I caused. I’ll accordingly work to understand better. This show has brought me so much joy for several years now and it’s felt hostile for a while. I do feel there is a misunderstanding between you and me, but I’m obviously lacking sensitivity if I’m causing offense. I am sorry and it’s important to me to not cause harm. I regret doing so.

allie

OMG LOOOOVE AURORA