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CLUB ELLEN — JUNE 8, 2024 (Patreon)

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2024-06-08 00:00:24
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2026-06

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Rita Ora gooner music. Let me kill myself. The Knife. Pharrel Lego Movie...? Loving to DJ. The Becky Has Two Toilets book. Life in Australia. Luca Guadagnino impression. Happy Feet. The new generation of showtime kids. The Watchers. Woman on the plane. Calls!

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Max Rubin

Ooh Club Ellen from the future

Evian

“ Theda” I say in Macy’s British accent. Why are you serving a day before

Max Rubin

Oh Theda is in Australia... never mind let me kill myself

Theo

I’m so sorry you had to stay in Darling Harbour

Garrett Mabel

Throbbed so goonishly, came a whole day early, someone Postmates me a pack of Dude Wipes because I'm simply covered in Ellen 👅💦😈

Jam Berry

Where is the book cover?

Pe er

can someone share a link to the fake book?

Jam Berry

Okay so go to macys insta and look at her tagged photos

Glen

Much like everyone in Australia, I’m having fun!!!

Serena van der Schnitzel

Darling harbour is boring but you can get a very good Banh Mi at Marrickville Pork Roll

allie

The mantra for plastic surgery is, don't do it for anyone else; do it if it will make you happy. I think this applies to ffs. Theda: you have expressed many times on the show that this is something you've wanted for a long time, but you feel like it's not for you bc you're not worthy (my words). You certainly are. Go in for a consult!! Start walking down that road and see if it makes you feel happy or excited. If taking this step makes you feel good and will make you smile and feel yourself in the mirror, it's worth it.

Henry

Y’all are so punch drunk for this one I am loling

Henry

Advaaaaaance Australiaaaaaa faiiiiiir 🇦🇺🦘

Manuel Antón

Macy's little segment of listing people she thinks should kill themselves felt so out of character in an incredibly funny way, I loved every second of it and had to go back and listen to it a few times. I would certainly say it was funnier than shit. Finally an ad about a patreon that doesn't lie! I may even get my cock out now just to show my support.

javi.tm

lol I saw the second Fever Ray Sydney show, their new music fucks hard will also be seeing Stress Positions tonight though! so so excited!!! 🤘🤘🤘

allie

bonus: everyone listed should in fact kill themselves!

Tati Beauty Puff

thank you for the chappel roan hate I want to end it all whenever I see her

schmth

I showed my wife the book cover and she laughed at rather than with me

Linus

A lot of trans guys put estrogen cream on their pussy to make it wetter

Manuel Antón

also I loved the energy of Theda trying to replace the tagline with "keep being yourself" it's very drag queen trying to rebrand, made me think of Mrs. Kasha Davies saying "there's always time for kindness".

Terry Gross

I believe it was Yves Saint Laurent wasn’t it? Who introduced a line of penguin corpse shoes for the 2007 Winter collection.

Benji

This went Everywhere. ☮️❤️

Garrett Mabel

Be Here Now by Raam Dass. Ice cream cones in the sky. Most drugged out children's book I've ever read.

Vanity Project

Keep rub-her banding that girl!! 💪💪💪

Vanity Project

Excellent episodes ladies! Theda see you at SFF xx

Rory McKay

Hearing Theda talk about the Barangaroo ferry and Redfern is like a fever dream. Wooo so excited for stress positions tonight!!!

Joe B

“I think a lot of these people should consider killing themselves” is the only political commentary I need. ❤️

Rhonda Cardigan

Theda staying in Darling Harbour sent a chill down my spine.

Rhonda Cardigan

I know this is not the place to be helpful or sincere, but the Coogee to Bondi walk is worth doing if there’s time. If not, the Botanic Gardens foreshore past Mrs Macquarie’s Chair is nice and close to the city.

Rory McKay

The darling harbour vivid crossover is not it. Haha

Dany

All information from this ep was erased as soon as david came on, very hot voice i completely agree

Rhonda Cardigan

Vivid peaked when Laurie Anderson did that concert for dogs. Fever Ray could never!

Sia Furler

Cock your gets out !!!

Mac

Robert Altman’s 3 Caitlyns

jool

macy is probably so horny bc that tooth was blocking her libidinous energies

nymphowarsxxx

I was fuckin with the tooth too honey, if anything it was pressing into my brain!

nymphowarsxxx

“There’s always time for kindness” is one of the all time most psychadelic moments in my life

Luke

You guys need to check out some of Ellen’s after show Q&A from her recent show. The airplane bit is hilarious.

momrom

Be here (stroking that cock) now by Ram (it down my throat) Dass.

Jam Berry

Lol the book cover

Manuel Antón

it just doesn't work on so many levels and she keeps pushing it and i mean i get it but like, girl... just say the cocktail line, you're not gonna be seen as a rampant alcoholic on a relapse bender just because you do, you can still do your kindness thing. although the meek persistence she displays is quite fun to witness.

Christ

the only knife metronome i need is the one thats sounding my urethra! gotta stretch my way up to a pharrell sized lego!

A Life Lived Trans podcast

Did not know this about progesterone and depression. Explains a lot about why I've been so depressed for like 15 years LMAO

Manny Brambles II

Always pee right before bed. If you’re a big sleepy time tea drinker, you gotta break that habit too.

Pavle

as a hardcore Julio Torresinator I turn on Fantasmas and what a lovely surprise! Z praises Q!

Cara

David needs to move to Glasgow - we're full to the brim of hot Irish transsexuals

Coffin Flop

I am loving to “keep being myself” and listen to Club Ellen on a Saturday morn! 🍆🍞👍🏼

Tati Beauty Puff

my advice to young people is to jerk off their phones

Beth Jerky

please include Sandy Dennis screaming "VIOLENCE!" from WAOVW? on the soundboard.

drueeee

Every Saturday I throw on club ellen and take my t shot like a good trans. Excited to Keep Being Myself.

EJ

I did not have Happy Feet on my Club Ellen bingo card

Bricky Lake

Hey gals, just wanted to let you know I relate. I have nonstop all diarrhea all the time and no sex drive.✌️

Amalie

I need the Becky Has Two Toilets cover

Alex G

Im so obsessed with Macy’s inquisitive and supportive cooing while Theda sends the sumo bit

David B

Can hear my Irish ancestors call as I slap my manly thighs doing Shiko thanks gals

Pete Sweenis

hi you can totally put t gel on your clit but the alcohol thing is real so just be careful. Live fast Macy

Megan

Macy I just caught you in Fantasmas!!!!!

Joey

The cock’s out of the bag! (bag = my pants)

Caitlin C.

david is so hot & the shiko is going to make him so powerful

Grady

David I’m coming to Ireland on Monday…. Uhhhh hmu? (This is not a joke I actually am)

Elizabeth

Yes! I couldn't quite nail what irked me about her but she reminds me of girls I went to college with who were super outspoken about being feminist and their vaginas and what their vaginas were doing and having breakdowns and ranting about "injustice" or whatever. And you think they are just sensitive and cringe but then when you see them on Facebook 5 years later you realize they became nazis or TERFs or whatever and you realize they have no thoughts or feelings besides fear, hate, and self-disgust and were always looking for someone to deflect onto; doesn't really matter what side of the political spectrum they grew up in, it always ends at the same place.

Elizabeth

Only pronouncing it Luca Gargle-nino from now on

Scott Buchovecky

Lego Pharrell is crazy because that's the second Pharrell biopic we'll get after Michel Gondry's

Juya

Waltzing Matilda is Australia's national anthem. And Italy's is Badalamenti's score from Demoni. Hope that helps!

Conor Behan

I would never have expected Julian to cross over with this pod but weirdly it .. makes sense

Conor Behan

Galway girl playing at the tail end of the episode Fhdjdj LMAO nymphowars Irish shows when xxx

Liam Flynn

Theda have you read Catherine Breillat by Douglas Keesey? I saw Kim Gordon rec it and I liked Fat Girl a lot.

goooooooooob

“Lemme kill myself” is getting me together on this day

perestroika hilton

Where can we find the Becky has two toilets and Megan and Tessa fanart

Ciara

It’s in theda’s tagged posts on insta lol

Kylee Kemlage

im glad my skills in drawing massive tits has found a use

Kylee Kemlage

i didnt know abt the mood thing but in my experience progesterone makes ppl horny, which is why im okay with having to pay for my partners at the pharmacy

caitlin gender

Sending David all my shiko goon energy

Libby

Started listening to this on a plane and was IJBOL’ing too hard I had to turn it off. Lemme kill myself

Natalie

Is Chapell Roan really transphobic?

jobe

Just ate a piece of swiss cheese and thought about the encryption of it

Wesley

let me kill (goon) myself (my cock)

Grady

I don’t think so… more so that she just has a terfy vibe the way she talks about not liking anyone with a penis

perestroika hilton

Where can I see your Meghan and Tessa drawing I couldn't find it on your socials </3

downwithaustin

Are you doing this to us because it’s pride month. If so, continue! 🚫🏳️‍🌈❌

downwithaustin

Babe just stroke that cock and leave women alone….

Don

if you look behind her female celebrity you may see gay man

tony germanotta

Honestly the idea of no nymphowars for pride month is legendary

,

She only thinks it’s a gay man because she’s ignorant to Ann’s tricks

Sydney Austin

He taps because he doesn’t know how to sing 😭😭

Chris

The happy feet segment has me in tears 😭😂😭😂

Jam

How can we get a nymphowars sound board app please

Natalie

Did she say that?

gal

a year or so ago she was sucking n fuckin a doll in her band so no i don’t think so

John Donaldson

So what are you doing down there, watching Kath and Kim, is soo Aussie

BungHole Liquors

Macy I screamed at the T-gel on the cooter cat... DHT cream though 👀

Jakab Bailey

The Italian national anthem 💀💀💀💀💀