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"Summer has arrived at the KNFW studio in Philadelphia and the gals are PARCHED!!! A lemonade man is not what he seems, an ad for an ancient phenomena comes through, and some beloved East Coast characters stop by...but will they leave?"

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KNFW...Fudgie Wudgie Had A Tail

Listen to this episode from NYMPHOWARS on Spotify. Summer has arrived at the KNFW studio in Philadelphia and the gals are PARCHED!!! A lemonade man is not what he seems, an ad for an ancient phenomena comes through, and some beloved East Coast characters stop by...but will they leave?

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downwithaustin

Not strokin for pride month but just know that mentally my cock is out. #BallsFullForLGBTQIA

Luke

Good lord. My sister who was born in Anchorage in 1993 came up with this phrase when she was little “fudgie wedgie” and so I literally thought that’s what the title was at first glance and I was more than wet and leaving a snail trail on the F train 3rd car. Anyway. Not the same. But close. Thanks loves.

Luke

Love 50¢ off.

Luke

“You THIRSTEEYYY!?”

Grady

Now this is a balm in the palm

Noah

wow the instrumentals of “don’t cha” are beautiful

Grady

Imagine my surprise when I googled cookie puss and it was an actual thing that exists and is terrifying

Richard Berquist

I love that Cookie Puss and Nona both exclaim “That goes there?!?” while in the throes of passion.

Pia Gaver

would y'all ever consider hosting the audio for main episodes here for people who would prefer not to use spotify? ty <3

caitlin gender

Woke up this morning and it's already so humid i want to make passionate love to a carvel ice cream cake. Thanks gals!

Josh H.

I'm quenched & un-clenched. Love this Cookie Magnum O'Puss!

nymphowarsxxx

No because then it posts twice in the podcast feed for people who use apple podcasts or RSS, and if its streamed from a separate patreon upload, we can’t count the streams and venues who book live shows etc sometimes ask for those numbers. Its really here just so patrons can comment on, but it’s everywhere not just Spotify!

Pia Gaver

ah ok that's helpful thank you for explaining :)

Richard Berquist

Almost as beautiful as the karaoke version of “Promiscuous”

Kylee Kemlage

who else feared that the whale would be made of shit

Terry Gross

I am loving this anime style “piss arc”! Can’t wait to see how it concludes!

Ian (age withheld)

Two shadow cocks in the hand is worth one in the bush, if you know what I mean

Christ

cookiepuss once advocated for running a drain snake thru Kathy Hochul. bring back THAT kind of activism.

Ann_Dowd_Stan_69

Proof that you can’t rush excellence, thanks ladies 🇺🇸

John

"Fudgie the Whale...The king of all ice cream Whales" - direct quote from Carvel's website

Zach Defense

You gals really earned those crisp $50 bills this week because my birthday is coming up and I am now considering getting an ice cream cake for it

Antoni

fudgie’s voice had me on the FLOOR ! i too would have fucked the ambergris out of him

Kylee Kemlage

this unlocked the memory of me at 10 accidentally watching a late night show about people who fuck cakes

SB

ooh! ohohoh speaking of lemonade and piss: When I was 6 or 7 my neighbor Nicole and I made this girl w a bald spot drink like 5 cans of Tab and then stand in the bathtub and piss in a cup...and then we tried to give it to my neighbor, claiming it was lemonade

Gk

I thought Fudgie The Whale was a made up thing for the bit until I watched the new episode of The Boys. 😂

Lowen

this is pee ... now!

Noah

also can someone remind me the source of “let me kill myself” soundboard

hoskuld compulsories

ah i was gonna say exactly that, we are really in a piss arc, like an arcing rainbow of piss

hoskuld compulsories

brings back memories of high school kids who would creep up behind you and softly whisper '...urine...' if you took a drink of water

hoskuld compulsories

The moral was "Never hit an aspiring lawyer in the face with a barbell" I guess

hoskuld compulsories

you're out & one of your friends is heatstroked & clearly getting ready to fuck cookiepuss & all you can do is shrug "folks, i've just gotta let this happen." we've all been there

hoskuld compulsories

i expected it to be a cat or something but it's more of a Singularitypuss

Luke

“Hug-me-bear” more like “Fugg-me-bare.”

Roople

What kind of high school did you go to?

Richard Berquist

It’s Cameron Diaz’s line (in a bad Southern accent) in the movie The Box. It’s streaming on Max and I made myself rewatch it just because of that drop.

Beth?

Any update on the merch? I have not had time to listen recently so if it’s been talked about I’m sorry! I’m just excited and haven’t received any updates since pre order.

Beth?

Got my shirt today so much better quality than the sound board drop not that I don’t love the old one but thank you!