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CLUB ELLEN - JUNE 22, 2024 (Patreon)

Published:
2024-06-22 18:08:25
Edited:
2024-06-22 18:10:47
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2026-06

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Content

Colourbox on Club Island, Cabaret Ellen...The emcee of Eddie Redmayne and the evil legacy of contemporary kitsch burlesque. Club GASlighting...Microplastic music for gooned out fucks. Gore Vidal couldn't get a good ham. Debocketa. Kratom. Gay meth subway showtime in pajama pants. The new Katy Perry song. Bethany Frankel Chanel. My Crazy Ex Girlfriend. Troye Sivan's bi baiting brother. Wirecutter. Kelly the Caller. And much more!!!

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Comments

Robbie

Ready to get shit on!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO

Henry

I’m going to Pum 💦

sue

When I remember Manhattan is an island

EJ

It’s the annual Club Ellen rebrand that Theda springs on Macy on air oh yeah baby

Terry Gross

Keep the cock inside Keep the cock inside Keep the cock inside Keep the cock inside Keep the cock inside Keep th- Uh oh….

Sia Furler

It’s my bday tomorrow this is a wonderful present 💞

Grady

Better call the ambulance cause I’m STROKEing

fryle

mowing the lawn with my cock out

downwithaustin

About to start long hauling and this is the perfect listen to deliver my LOAD. Cocks out on the road!!!

Megan

Keeping my cock to myself today thank you very MUCH!!!!

momrom

Girl, (so Colourbox) (Ellen) from Club Island.

Noah

release the full charli tapes !!!! i’ll pay extra

Caitlin C.

oh good i was feeling a mental health crisis coming on from sending too many emails

downwithaustin

This is the best thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Swerving on the road cackling. If this is what we missed during the cut segment we are going to need you to open the vault babes.

Riley Kay

You don't like Charli xcx? ur farting

iarbas

woman’s world still better than brat

Noah

Sanity restored. Love you two ❤️❤️❤️

iarbas

katy’s first album (not the christian rock one) has some great self-written tracks with themes ranging from her fluid sexuality, breaking up & wanting to k*ss herself, and straggots. she gives this americana that i presume stans see in lana

moby

maybe if i try ketamine and poppers instead of kratom i will like brat

jiejie

jokes on you because the more you two talk shit on charli, the more out my cock becomes for her

Caitlin C.

i had to mute chappell roan and all variations from twitter because her fans are so annoying. but the only charli fan posts i saw were when they were talking shit about taylor which i support. all the music is blah to me, i’ve been 35 for two weeks which is basically 40 which is basically dead!!! for music and feelings!!

nymphowarsxxx

Joke is on all of us, we will die of starvation and drought

nymphowarsxxx

We will all die from climate related issues or violence enacted by the state 🤷‍♀️

Kylee Kemlage

at my job i cant stop doing shitty charli adlibs...when i like to fuck i like to suck those club classics

Kylee Kemlage

which of us will join the chaser tier to get the charli tapes

Theo

Plz more Dasha impersonations 😫

BrattyAngellxx

The money I would pay to see the gay guy showtime performance, with Theda trying not to die and a stimmed out gay guy spinning on a pole to boys 😭😭

David B

Keeping my eggs inside until I listen to this episode if you don't mind

Josh H.

I think Mazel would be a cute middle name 😊

reagan

I GOT MY SHIRT TODAY ♥️♥️ she’s stunning

Caitlin C.

i got my shirt! the mail knew it was an important package and put it through the door slot instead of throwing it on the ground in the rain like they do with all my other mail.

Sia Furler

Alantra Ghislaine Maxwell

K.

Theda being interrupted on her solo steak dinner the other week by a nosy old fan & this train ride pole dance is so funny. I can’t imagine anything she would hate more than this.

Aaron

cock = released!!

Grapeskitlls

The gay showtime performance was Charli sending one of her sycophants after Theda.

Natalie

This ep was so good and lighthearted, baby girls. 💖 Sorry for being dumb, we’re all just a bunch of dumb bitches.

Luc

Thedthony Hammtano

Rios

There was a pee-drinking segment on RPDR this week. Roxxxy drank Ru’s pee. Thought of you

SB

happy early birthday m'dear🙃

maooaf

so confused that people are suddenly invested in charli's "vulnerability" when her best asset was always just sounding good as a synth sample

Glen

Love Lies Bleeding soundtrack summer!! 💪

Tati Beauty Puff

the tiny snippy snaps of macy cutting her nails on air were making pee myself

Luke

You! I don’t even care or fucking think about Chappell Roan or Charlie XCX in my day-to-day life, so, when you spend all this time talking and obsessing about these derivative people you seemly can’t stand, it makes me want to turn off the episode. I’m sorry. If you hate them, don’t talk about them. Don’t give them the air time. You’re giving these artists you hate more attention than to stuff you do like. I tune out. And Macy literally just said “we just don’t respond to it.” And yet you spend most of your fucking-goddam-faggot-cocksucking episodes responding to it. Stop talking about dumb people you hate. You’re dragging yourselves through the mud with them. Namaste. 🙏🏻

Luke

Best part of the episode.

Luke

Elantra Hyundai-Phillis Maxwell.

Luke

You wouldn’t see Charlize Theron eating crab legs in a hotel room.

Luke

The trolling and the tattoo IS an advert campaign for Chanel! Get it? She’s getting paid by them to troll them to scare up business for Chanel.

Luke

Do you engage?

Luke

“You hit a pocked cahp cah?”

Luke

I just discovered listening to your podcast x2 speed is so much better and makes so much more sense.

Luke

Martini Frankle

Luke

Are you ever going to air my voice messages? I guess I’m a big dumb idiot and don’t know what to say to be cool. I’m an old 38yo. “I’m 40 I’m 40 I’m 40!!!!!!!” (“I’m fartin’ karats.”)

Luke

I’m too old for you kunts

Joe B

You’re the guy in pajama pants “performing” on the subway

Benji

This went EVERYWHERE! ☮️❤️

Benji

A proper martini is ICE COLD GIN AND A FEW OLIVES. No exceptions. ☮️❤️

Benji

Darling, I’m 48 and cannot wait for the next week’s release!

EJ

I’m an academic in chemistry, and this Luke fellow in the comments has commented more on this than I ever have on a manuscript undergoing peer revision

A Life Lived Trans podcast

I love everyone. But I am ready for trans people to start picking normal names again. For the love of God.

serwin

in my childhood home we owned every charlotte church album and today I own not a single Charlie xcx album….her trajectory has been a real shame….

Joe B

This is kind of an opposite situation, but I knew a trans person whose original last name was Butts, and they decided to keep it even when they legally changed the rest of their name. I was kind of surprised they chose to keep Butts when they so easily could have changed that too.

Rhonda Cardigan

I generally like brat, but always sus when music criticism has a shared fappy psychosis about a totally fine singular project (fetch the bolt cutters, channel orange etc). Remember when everyone thought Tapestry was the best album ever? Where is Carole King now? Carole-ing?

Sia Furler

Crazy ex girlfriend is a masterpiece, it’s cringe but I still love

Tati Beauty Puff

no like when macy said "no joke name PLEASE" I thought of our little angel silk worm so quick

Dany

Im glad yall rant about these things because all i hear is praise and i don’t get it. Chappell feels manufactured but not even in a fun or interesting myra ellen germanotta way, and i love charli chxrch but brat (and crash) is really not great and we should say it

Luke

That’s probably true.

Luke

Ground breaking

Grady

Omg true!

Grady

Love that this was my first time hearing the Katy Perry clip and it was just crumpled sounds

Grady

First ever Theda on air pee???!!!

Alex G

Cabaret Ellen is a big win for real theater heads

Ty

club Ellen heat stroke special

Tati Beauty Puff

grady do not forget the legendary vamp swamp wherein which both theda and macy went to pee, that was the first, a week ago maybe?

Tati Beauty Puff

macy is so mad at us rn begging for normal names

downwithaustin

Why aren’t we allowed to have fun on the island…… put some sunscreen on and live a little

downwithaustin

Some of the liberties taken on the comments the last two weeks are CRAZYYYYY. I hope y’all yell at us soon. If you have nothing nice to say verbalize it alone in your bedroom and keep it out of the comments babe. You’re lucky they even let us on the island!! Now I’m going to go stroke my cock in the sun and get a sunburn. Love ya bitch.

Jesus

Elantra D. Maxwell, the D stands for Deez

goooooooooob

I believe that was pee saint laurent wasn’t it?

goooooooooob

RELEASE THE CHARLI CUT (I want to hear the rant)

Lily Jones

Elantra Amethyst Maxwell

Coffin Flop

Waiting patiently for Bethenny to do the “Assassinate Andy Cohen with a gun with you bought at Dollar General” TikTok challenge

K.

Petition to vote you off Club Island

Luke

Namaste bitch. You don’t have to vote me off the island, I’ll leave. Bye

CW

Theda gets interrupted like 50 times in this ep i'm cracking uppppp lmaooo

Luke

I’m glad Macy said the thing about brat sounding a little dated, it fr sounds like all the “hyperpop” stuff I listened to from like 2018-2020. I was actually gagged when I gave the album a listen and it sound so unchanged. I didn’t hate it but it just seems played out

shit ass

have luke on the next ep he seems really cool

Grady

Literally!

Grady

Don’t forget her name Maria too. Also met her once at a gig and she was very sweet! Shout out silk worm / Maria

whit

How to make last 10 minutes my ringtone

whit

Bob drag queen

Bricky Lake

Those of us who have aged gracefully into our mental illnesses have shifted seamlessly into muumuus (rural only)

F@ggot

Who the fuck is Eve savleron

Grady

I can’t believe I forgot the legendary vamp swap!!!!

Beverly Malouf

Club Island really captures the imagination! one can easily imagine a Club Caitlyn, Club Courtney,,,,Club MADONNA 😍

Beth Jerky

tori wants to know if it's cool on your club island

Grady

The way I googled Eve Savleron before I realized…

Sia Furler

If I call in while drunk on my birthday will you hold it against me….

Dee

theda was at her lowest… brat released, chappell roan on the rise, stress position on vod, Eddie redmayne… she came on this bitch mad as hell!!!

Josh H.

Oh Sia, you should cover Britney more often!

helen

Madison Biergarten

caitlin gender

i sat my white ass down and strokened

tove

Luckily I do think Roisin walked back her light transphobia and apologized. I'd listen to her either way thoooooooo that fucking disco album is just too good to ignore.

BigGayJack

I disagree with y’all about Chapelle Roanne and Brat. But I’m not going to threaten to kill -y’all- I’m just going to ask you to “let me kill myself…”

Eliot

Gore, So Vidal

David B

This episode is making piss fast, shit loud thanks gals

Kylee Kemlage

i was born to enya so i have to pick her

Kylee Kemlage

yeah as a huge hyperpop/pc music fan i was like is that it

Luke

It sounds like how I’m feeling now! Like!!!!

Kylee Kemlage

literally my mom had it playin when i popped out

TRXCY

Please Never Ever Retire the Cynthia Evrio clip - it sends me into hysterics every time

Geraldo Atiles Reyes

love my wirecutter a/c can't wait to use their recommended construction crew to get it set up!! (count your days nyt)

Christ

i love playing w brats asslordes

Michael

Any hung tops in the comments?

Grady

^^^^^

Henry

!!!!!!!!!

Tony Balls

well, hearing it 5x in a row out of spite has officially changed my tune on the cynthia erivo clip…. wishing everyone a wonderful OooOooohhhOohOhOH AAAH!

Dibi

And to that I say a quiet lil “AHHHHH”

Josh H.

Only hang up delicate fabrics, other tops can be folded accordingly.

jesusluvsyouuu

How much nurtec odt was used in the making of this episode? Be honest

David B

There are now 2 David's from Ireland I got so confused I wondered If I had called in by accident (tranny shiko David here)

Christ

fr tho Tarantula by Colourbox might be the main theme to my cock’s biopic

D

crazy ex girlfriend fans rise up!

Christ

the 2 min outro is my entire refractory period

Jamie

it all sounds like Friday Night by GFOTY (also AG Cook) which came out... over a decade ago

hell0umi

I recently walked into an imax and that cynthia erivo bit of the wicked trailer was BLASTING

Jo

I’m actually not bi! Hello to everyone else not bi in 2026!!

river withers

I love playing with men’s brat holes