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AUDIO FIXED - CLUB ELLEN - NOVEMBER 15, 2025 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-11-15 18:28:34
Edited:
2025-11-15 18:45:20
Imported:
2026-06

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KATY PERRY HAS BANDAIDS ON HER BROKEN HEART, LISBOA, BLANCHE!, NEW YORK VS EUROPE, ARE YOU HE OR SHE?, GOING ON A BENDER, THE WINDY CITY, AND SOME INCREDIBLE CALLS INCLUDING A FEW FROM RYAN CUMMINGS PARAMOURS!!!

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Javi

Get your ancestress out! Her clock is ticking

Luke

I give you ALL the glory

Javi

I've been edged! Where is the audio

Alrick Magnin

And never forget: warm can in palm is a welcome balm

Derek

So let me get this straight - your cock is hard as a rock in my hand

river

fasten your g spots ladies!!

Aaron Audette

I can hear them through my psychosis... It's great!

freezy515

Mama I can’t hear

Nico

Come to Galapagos!

ceereal

Wrap that blade of grass like a bandaid

Alrick Magnin

Get your hearing aids out coz it’s a quiet one today

Zero Point

Ahhhh I see, this weeks episode is in the theater of the mind

Ronnie Nygard

I’m just starting the episode and yall have never been more right.

Joseph

This is the audience begging for mercy.

Lloyd

Eleanor messed up uploading the sound 🙄

M

Hey! That’s Ashley’s job!!

Christ

i love this new get your vaginas out intro

Isak

It's avant garde you see, a podcast is found within the absence of the podcast

momrom

Get your bandaids out, it’s Time to heal! I am dating the former canadian prime minister.

nitrogen

wait, did you do sketch in college?

Dean

Get your second holes out

Christian Farley

So let me get this straight. Your cock? Is as hard? As a rock? In my hand?

Paulina

Get well soon Theda!!!

Tati Beauty Puff

no mother i must wait for my walk tomorrow if i listen before then theyll put me back in the tati beauty vault

Richard Berquist

Get your Iberian Peninsulas out! Bombombom… bom bom bom 🎶💃

caitlin gender

That’s a great story that I never knew!

Ian (age withheld)

The only thing to sort that infected ear out is a big juicy Portuguese octopus against the side of the head. That beak will really get in there and sort out all the illness

Roople

bandaids over my broken cock

Sevan

i listen for the abjection + the cock & bowl

Susan Boyle

Tania Head is a great drag queen name

Henry

DIG INN to my warm loose bowl

Quinn

I WANT THAT MONEY

Thomas

Ive a tickly throat luv :( but listening to this helped

riiian

I liked dog shit radio, but then I love dog shit

Mo

GAGGED that Macy said the dumb ass little town she romanticizes is fucking Aldershot!! (Also, not to be pedantic, but pretty sure Aldershot is just the name of that part of Burlington, so it is actually kind of only a train station in a void) I take the GO train from Toronto to Hamilton and back weekly and ever since the last Aldershot mention I hear Macy’s impression of the station announcement every single time we’re at that stop. So tickled by the call back.

ax

walk home from the brunch shift just became bearable. i love the city talk!!! keep it coming angels!!!!!

ax

i would pay a million dollars for just ONE dogshit radio

Owin

“do you want it tight or loose?” I fell to my knees

dykeney houston

im 20min in theda, and.. i- i hate to say how sensational you are when sick..and abroad..

Elaine

Her name is Cindy and the movie is called The Windy Cindy

nymphowarsxxx

Lollll!!! That makes sense. A stop is just a stop!

Josh H.

Palpating my perry anus!

Pat

love a cozy bath house in the winter! ❄️

Serena

Cum!

EJ

Ooooh girl, you got shemail! Oiiiiii menina, você tem shemail!

goooooooooob

Katy Perry’s new hit single “Lisboa (WLW)” (not Chappell Roan)

BigGayJack

I laughed so hard at work but had no ability to explain why.

Terry Gross

Who the fuck is Ryan Cummings

Josh H.

Cum anxiety sounds a lot like eating at restaurants in nyc.

to

Missed the opportunity to fuck Ryan Cummings, but my friends who went to the bathhouse that night said he had one of those small battery powered LED light panels on the side table

Bricky Lake

Theda, you deserve to have a nice life. Cum. Book.

Joe B

Please never stop Club Abjection 🙏💕

Roople

I am a lesbian and I love to listen to club Ellen

Beth Jerky

the soundboard in this ep was so symphonic i was expecting Rosalia to burst in. CUM!

Jesus

"Him or her?" No baby, it's "hem and haw" these days

Globcast

My Trip to Lesbian

John

Cum From Away

May

theda i’ll have some singani in your honor. now i’m thinking about toast from the beekeeper

M

Ryan—we need three tight ones on the fly!

Benji

BATH HOUSE DESCRIPTIONS! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☮️❤️☮️❤️

Kieran

Jordan from Texas reminds me of some of our classic KNFW callers

Eddie Garland

“sucking off homeburglars” has such a ring to it

Jordyfish

Omg this is so cool! Im Jordan From Texas What a great ep to be a part of ill think of bryan cummings so fondly from now on

grant brown

still listening to scald every day

Theo

Ryan Cummings definitely has a Cumdump Concierge

Leil Houndes

theda’s big bold beautiful bender

Christopher Biscoe

I'd never seen a Ryan Cummings video. Looked one up (Ryan Cummings enjoying Folsom gang-bang) and skipped 30 min ahead to a title card that said, 'The Camera Man who was load 1, wanted to give me Load 14'. A cozy watch

Giovanni A

the bandy city: bandaids over a broken fart

Harley

IBGITD mentioned!!!! The book is so much better than the show

Tati Beauty Puff

i angrily googled ryan cummings being like "who is this ACTOR and why is GAY PORN popping up whenever I try to find out UGH" like fully convinced we are talking about some kind of movie star

Tati Beauty Puff

gathering around the fireplace with hot chocolate and marshmallows to watch load for load 🩷

Theo Stratford

Episode doesn’t seem to be playable on Apple Podcasts app, just thought I’d let u know in case it’s a copyright thing. Cock!

roboboy

Was probably Eleanor’s slacking causing a knock-on effect of mismanagement 😔

Alex G

some more Ryan Cummings lore: allegedly he has extra nerve bundles in his anus that make getting fucked more pleasurable. its also why hes always cuming while getting fucked

rome

What's that?

Harley

I’ll Be Gone in the Dark. I also have a true crime brainworm

Christian Farley

getting bottom surgery to get more nerve bundles in my anus

Pee She-Her Man

I hope you can visit Vienna soon! It is raining here too, but the bathhouses are run like the military

Noah

another all timer jfc keep doing the lord’s work, gals

Josh H.

Ryan Cummings will be this years advent calendar

Josh H.

Gotta get the bundle deal!!!

AC

Poop & Pain is my fave Almodovar

Russalka

Scald is undeniably AOTY

Tati Beauty Puff

no conclusive answer but i guess some gay porn guy

Luke

the power of queer media bringing together two tops who fucked the same ass, I have full body chills

Luke

So let me get this straight, your cock is hard as a rock in my hand and the waitress brought me European bread…

russ

Cum

sop

every hulu ad during alls fair is for ozempic or hair growth supplements….sign me up!!!!!

Christopher Biscoe

I'll be washing dishes at home and out loud randomly sing 'you should be stepping SOOOOOFT'

David B

Apparently scientists have found prostate cells in trans guys. Get your fuckable nascent cells out!

Nickerbockers

Get your cock from A to B in your life

Noah

have either of you seen the lilith fair doc ?

Hunty

#TEAMGORDON

Bricka Tuna

The biggest questions of our time: did Ryan Cummings have battery powered portable lighting at the bathhouse OR was there a live outlet with wet gays flapping about? I need a documentary on this.

serwin

Theda’s mom was probably the inspiration for a character in Come From Away (which my mom trapped me into seeing by getting tickets for my birthday)

Gabriel

im so ready

Gabriel

laying in bed all day due to long covid pain but club and book club revived me today <3

Josh

All timer moment for the pod

Marsi

All’s fair in cum and rag

Jakab Bailey

Mommy daddy, I want a love marriage

Hunty

spongebob big guy pants OKAY

Luke

I always get those and Prep ads!!! Profiled by Hulu!!!

@@@@@nthony

there needs to be a ellen’s criterion closet of best eps and this goes in it

Elwren

Plur1bus is good.

Richard Berquist

I read your username in Glen Close’s voice in my mind

David B

Can someone please tell me exactly who Ryan Cummings is? My google search keeps bringing up random people that are clearly not load hogs

Alex

I would like to salute the tight holed virgin caller

Elizabeth Highschool

Your client is in an ongoing sexual relationship with a trans woman named Alotta Fagina

May

trixie mattel playing pool with whitney cummings… she should be platforming ryan instead

Christ

shorty telling me my pussy fat like Lisbon - israelia banks

Matt Bradbury

Get Your Twin Towers Out. That town that all the planes got stranded in was Gander (sounds made up but isn't) I lived there for 4 years in the 90's.

Will

Cum

TRXCY

Freida Clamber

TRXCY

SORRY THEDA’S MUM WAS COME FROM AWAYED?!

Noah

there is something so mesmerizing about how inhuman every aspect of all’s fair is

Tati Beauty Puff

i was in the grocery store a few days ago and the smooth song played IN THE STORE while i was listening to an episode and i genuinely thought i had enterrd full psychosis

Grady

I couldn’t believe it

Ivan Klabučar

now that you live in europe do u have a european number that we can use to call in??

Michelle Lawless

9/11: You could see manhattan from my school and my sister worked a block from the wtc. Such happy memories thanks bush.

Nemisa

1. Theda’s voice is kinda hot here. 2. LOVE THE CELEBRITY GOSSIP ANGLE it’s a lost art

Elizabeth Highschool

Almost all of the people who died during the 9/11 attacks were women free-bleeding on top of tower 2

Leil Houndes

rewatching stress positions and am absolutely obsessed with Theda’s acting. Also love the name Karla. and Amy Zimmer

eris

cum 🛎️

Jesus

This week's Good Hang is so fun 🥰

Jo

The ‘oh my god, I cannot believe that just happened’ sounds like Kiera Knightly in the interview where she says ‘we’re living in a time right now’ or whatever

Elizabeth Highschool

There are 2000 gay guys in the world and they are all subscribed to this patreon

Gabriel

missing this..

alex

Peel

Libby

Wait…I need to know, did you do sketch in college?

Fred

This episode being genuinely one of your greatest works

Christ

WE ONLY KNOW AGE NEVER EXACT BIRTHDAYS SO FOR NOW MACY BORN IN 1990

Drew

The music choices in this ep are exquisite. I’ve had to stop about 5 times to listen to the songs.

roboboy

my fave club ever

ox

“i heard it all before” drop 1:07:17 made me sob of laughter for some reason. y’all are on another level here

Wesley

my pathetic cock will be locked up until then

John

Pretty sure she is 1989 but I could be completely wrong

Lauren Ipsum

I appreciate Theda’s full transformation from cranky as hell to happy from head to toe through the arc of one ep

Davey

Cum!