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7PM. GET YOUR "AWARDS" OUT.

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COCKADEMY ASSWARDS — MAKGEOLLI LIVESTREAM

GET YOUR FERMENTED RICE WINES OUT IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE WORST FUCKING SHOW OF LIFE WITH THEDA HAMMEL AND POSSIBLY GUESTS IF I CAN GET ANY TO COME ON.

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John

I was just about to look up how to livestream the awards this is so much better

Benji

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!?!?

Henry

🫨🫨🫨🫨

Benji

I’m tingly “down there”!

JT

Get your chestnut flavored makgeollis out

Tom from MySpace

This soothes the pain of this week's Jennie Journey detransition news

Robbie

Did I miss something lol

Adam

ive been stroking my “oscar” since 12 post meridiem gals! (context: “oscar” is a sort of nickname i have for me second hole :)

oldperson420

I didn't think anything could compell me to watch the world's most boring satanic gathering. I was wrong

Joey

Oh. 7pm. Not me refreshing waiting for the live feed to start… Let me just continue polishing my Oscar until it’s time.

roboboy

nice big spud there for ya

Scott

This is unrelated…does anyone know which episode of knfw opens with the ballroom wandavison mix 😭

Dave

Macy werent u just in the ass ward ?

June Rose

Oscargooning, oscarbaiting

May

legend has it that it was the legend has it episode

Scott

BLESS

Dave

1. Pull out cock 2. press play.

Benji

Insertion of plug complete…..but I’m caged! ☮️❤️

Benji

So…..we’re not actually watching the Oscar’s? 🤷🏻‍♂️……Millennials……🙄 🤭….

Ben

Stress positions sweep 🔥🔥🔥

Benji

It’s Theda’s Year!

Benji

So fuckin stupid! That’s why I LOVE!

SamMcgpurrr

Jacob elordi makes me want to fuck

Matty

Theda’s looking gorgina

Noah

Oh we eating good fuck my ass

Gabriel

Theda your hair is so pretty!!! I didn't have access to the awards and glad to be here :)

Scott

Kimmel giving Scott Barns

K.

Lady Gaga should’ve sang the rob redford tribute:(

riley

ok thank god for the movies

Roople

Hope she doesn't delete this once she sobers up lol

Ted

Theda with this hair and makeup and the right hat you could play Satine in Moulin Rouge

BigGayJack

PTA’s speeches were so lame I need to rewatch OBAA and see if I was projecting how radical I found its politics (compared to normal Hollywood fare)

M

The AI image looks like Leo Woodall. If you know what I mean

Will

Theda how do you block these things from your phone etc? I really need to block insta etc

Will

Thanks lovely:) freedom awaits

Jo

I have Blank Spaces which is good too!

Coffin Flop

omg I saw and am devastated

Giovanni A

A livestream that was unannounced, with no sound effects, and about the Oscars? Now THIS is the last tabboo...

Isak

A Tale of Two Tigs

Isak

Looking forward to a GOON-FREE LIFE❤️

Jordyfish

theda should get drunk and not watch other award shows too

Josh H.

"Twinks cannot resist a transwoman with a fast car" is going right on a throw pillow, while I play Tracy Chapman on repeat.

Doulgas

GET YOUR DEMILUNAS OUT, AND START MIRRORING

T

Reminds me: in the new Dylan O’Brien movie Send Help, Rachel McAdams has an all-timer line delivery of the words “Lunulata Hapalochlaena” …drop in the making

russ

You hear that explosion? Was that the big one? Never related more

Grady

I’m still dying to try Singhani. They have it at a hip bar in SF and every time I almost buy it. Theda is it worth the $50?

Grady

This might be one of my all time favorite pieces of media

Dany

Theda Theda Chopper… a dream comes true…

Cee Ess

with no prepARAAAtion

Owin

more oud

mealy booby brown

Chloe Zhao seems like she could run a Polygon Angel's adjacent AI cult without all the trans

mealy booby brown

But instead of hotdogs they would only eat house-fermented foods and they accidentally create a new strain of something that turns them into zombies

Dibi

Here’s How Tony Chopper Can Still Win

adiah

Hey team do we have confirmation that Theda cancelled Hulu ???