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CLUB LOAD BEARING SEAMAN - MARCH 21, 2026 (Patreon)

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2026-03-21 10:02:25
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2026-09

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FINGERS IN / LIVE FROM THE TYRA SAW TRAP, JUST KIDDING / SCHENGEN MINTS /  A VISIT FROM DR. NEW YORK /  MOM DID YOU SPREAD YOUR LIPS IN THE NINETIES? / FRONT FACING CAMERA WILL MAKE YOU FAMOUS / SQUAWKY CHAWS AND BEAUTIFUL BAHS / CHATTING A.I. WITH IT GIRL NATASHA LEONE / GOLD BRICKS PASSED AMONG US / FRENCH TWINK / SHUSHED IN THE THEATER / ESTROGEN FROM SPAIN / LOAD BEARING SEMEN / AND MORE...

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queertheoryxyz

It's times like this that we stroke that

May

good morning

Llewellyn

Ahh thank you aunties 🫶

Roople

This will surely cure my hangover, thank you gals🫡

EJ

Dr. New Norman York

BigGayJack

Fingers in, bowl out, mind open xoxo

Javi

Mind Freak!

Antoni

oh fuck yeah i knew i woke up rock hard for a reason

momrom

Pear cider!

Emily

CLUB ❣️

nitrogen

i love to smoke i love to smoke i love to. Smoke

Caitlin C.

club club club club club

Djua Leepuh

Jelqing my nipples to this to make them extra long (they are 4 inches, trying to get to 5! Watch this space)

Djua Leepuh

I love when characters turn into ruby pottsmith

Josh H.

A load bearing seaman? Watch out for scurvy, gotta get that vitamin C(ock)!

nitrogen

Head soup is back on the menu, baby

hamson

LAURA LOVES NEW YORK AHAAHAHAHAH YESSSS

Grant W

get your from penis to vaginas out

Woody Allen

Natasha Lyonne— terrific in Everyone Says I Love You (1996)

river

natasha leone, sister of brad leone,

Henry

LAR!

Dibi

Just got a view from “TS Jizz Vacuum”

river

can a tea girl and a sea man fall in love?

DewLeepa

Lady: idk why patreons typing UI is so garbage

Leil Houndes

Theda is in a never ending war with screenings

Russalka

Has Macy heard Courtney Love's cover of Song to the Siren?

sam

get your huesos in!

Carmen Laurent

The run time of this episode is 01:23:40 and that feels magical

Synorchism

whats the song at the start?

David B

Stroking my sun(kiss)ed (my) pussy

Russalka

I personally consider that one the original.

Debbie Rossclot

Club Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Load Bearing Seaman

Richard Berquist

Caller, please keep shushing loud ass people. I think the majority of people appreciate it. My boyfriend shushed two young women who were having a conversation at well above normal volume at a concert during a slow, quiet, emotional song. I was so proud of him.

Lloyd

I immediately thought of this person called artlust (on yt) who I constantly get videos from

Beth Jerky

Xtina told me to go see Doctor Longjohn

Benji

Load-Bearing Seaman probably refers to Able-Body Seaman, which is a position on the boat or something…..But it’s so hot to think about……ain’t it? ☮️❤️🐷🐷🐷

Grady

Operation Fuck French Twink is ON. I’ll call in with results.

Benji

Check out Bette Midler doing Dr LJ in the 70’s!

Ben R

Can someone please tell me the episode name of the KNFW episode with the truck stop girl that would get pissed and shit on and go home to her judgy roommate and tell her to grow up

Lloyd

I think it might be “A Vision of Hell”

Steve

Omg omg more Blue Iris clips PLEASE!!!! Just made my day!

Dee

The erasure of load bearing cement

Michael

Not me knowing exactly who the art history lady is from reels

covered in scoop

i think load bearing seamen caller should make a grindr and see if the neighbor is on there. or craigslist

Beth Jerky

Oh shit you’re right that’s what I was thinking of. My partner has all of her albums on vinyl lol he would kick my ass

Liam Flynn

Tracy Bonham in the background of Natasha’s call! Oh yeah! Mother mother!

Gooner

I hate her voice

Davey

Piss guzzling notary public

Noah

i don’t think straight people even know about loads

Tati Westbrook

i thought the saw trap bit was a slight nod at the new fucking [redacted] youtube video lmao

Aaron

tapping my bowl right now!!

Ian Fredrickson

theda i was so excited for you to talk about the instagram reel art history woman…betrayal

Nathan

I see Macy watched the new contrapoints video

Henry

New Almodovar film in españa! “Amarga Navidad”. Thoughts? Not coming to the US for a while. Sad!!

M

Oh man, I really hope the art history lady is the one I am fed as well. I really like her and it would be amazing to hear the account name screamed repeatedly by Theda.

M

This type of call and response always brings a tear to my eye

M

Add her to the soundboard!

sop

chappel roan being cancelled in brazil AS WE SPEAK

helen

I love the art history lady so much

Tati Westbrook

also omg i haven't heard "adia" in so long now im listening on repeat and fucking sobbing lmao

Javi

Eusexua. Do you know about Eusexua?

May

it’s the candy silculture episode

Ben R

You won thank you dear

Jo

I wanna make love (in this club (hey))(in this club (hey)) 🎶

Equus Quagga

Chawww, chaw in the words that we sayyy

Nicole Wigman

Not to be a complete freak or anything but the movie Macy was watching when she confronted the guy with the flashing light text notifications was The Beast because I just listened to the episode where she talks about it lol

Joseph

I’m not a wacko! I’m not a jacko!!

Steven Winkelman

Where can I find that Adia remix? I love it.

David B

If I remember correctly, James Charles was a champion of the front facing camera cock out era

charlie

she who shall not be named...

Baby, Don’t Shoot Podcast

My fave recent moment is when Theda asks Alex (Free Solo) if he has a big cock and, without missing a beat, Macy says, “Yep.”

DMT Cart

I need to know where that Bob Saget pussy at

downwithaustin

Laura loves New York has her own theme song and has been blessing my Algorithm for months. She needs to be on the show.

Jo

I am sitting on a beach in Thailand surrounded by Russian people and listening to Club, it is strange where life takes you

Theo

Get your front hole out!

,

The bumper sticker sounds like a flylady present

Jo

A beautiful day for a beauty

Jo

I go through hell touring!

Jo

I often wonder: what is the origin of LAR! ?

Tati Beauty Puff

maybe the funniest episode ever. almost dropped to my knees laughing in public about the pre-hrt hard cock bit

mimi fox

tori named a song on the new album "Provincetown" thoughts?

Grady

Which one?

Grady

Whoooo

Grady

Popular! From the song in wicked

LS

Whoopsie daisy yoo hoo!

lake kolomo

Guys what song plays after “fuck and run” by liz phair during the natashai laione segment

Gay Half-orc

If you Sea up her skirt, you may Bear Load Man

ethan

i wore my scald shirt to the rupaul dj set in milwaukee this weekend 👶

Nicco

Speaking of neighbors, I am absolutely obsessed with the old gay couple fighting some guy over his Old Mcdonald ass farm in a suburb on HBO’s Neighbors

LS

Southern girls know what it means Southern girls know what it means Southern girls know what it means When the patriarchy menacingly says "You shush yourself down now"

M

The one I like is interstellar_isabellar. I think she might be talking about art_with_amy though

Judy

I think you ladies would get a kick out of the new intergenerational dating show on Netflix, age of attraction. They reveal their ages to each other (and us, the viewers) in a ceremonial tree house. Some of the couples are 30+ years apart 🤙

Isak

Tori Amos currently filming her ‘most X-rated music video ever’ for huge comeback

Kylee Kemlage

re: hrt levels im keeping my eyes on a gal whos making a free hrt tracking app that includes predictive level graphs over time. like its gotta be mathematical right? anyway glad i was able to power thru the ol needle phobia to get my gf their dose after planned parenthood cancelled two appointments in a row

Julia

Hi fellow Savannahian Danielle

Cee Ess

Theda you would not believe how hard i’ve been riding the sarah mclachlan train lately. i’m always yelling at someone about how she should have been made the poet laureate of canada. when she’s good she’s so FUCKING good.

Luke

I’m lecturing about Orientalism in art this coming week and I feel uniquely qualified to talk about it’s connections to European sex tourism bc of how many times Theda talks about “Tangier: A Literary Guide”, so thank you gals 💕💕

Lloyd

RuPaul/WoW just put out a trailer for a film that looks like a mash-up of Kill Drag Race and Murder on the Stupid Bitch Express… are you suing or..?

Go-Go “Juice”

Literally was about to tag nymphowars on Twitter when I saw it