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CLUB JUST HAVE FUN WITH IT - APRIL 11, 2026 (Patreon)

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2026-04-11 05:57:15
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breaking news, robert has a new album "sexistential" / write cursive on graph paper with music / jennifer love hewitt has still got it / pink is a fun loving person who will possibly kick your ass / special guest CHLOE COOVER of the Nose Candy podcast is on to discuss perfumery in our new segment PERFUME FRAGRANCE / how to bump purses / should you take your shirt off on the rafting trip / i saw the hotline bling, and more!

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Dillon McCormick

This is gonna make third shift at the bowl scooping factory fly by

Jaeciana

Time to sip on my daily horse urine through a hamster water bottle

Derek

Shushing bowl to this ep

Dibi

I saw the hotline bling is already just amazing

Bethany

Do you remember the era of gaga just after artpop when she’d post random songs she’d made with DJWS on twitter? She had Stache which was just about losing her weed and then Cake like Lady Gaga…. Madness

May

i think i remember hearing that courtney love liked fracas. i wonder what you’d think of bal a versailles which was wacko jacko’s fave

Moniker Lewinsky

Whaaat's club got to do ???? got to do with it ????

Moniker Lewinsky

The production on Macy's voice at 11:20 😮 are you kidding me? Great sound mixing and UNHhhh level editing. Big ep, ladies.

Glen

I used to have one of those short haired women as a client, she would come in and be like “my husband doesn’t like my hair short…CUT IT SHORTER!” which was a weird dynamic I didn’t really love being a part of 🤪 (I later had to fire her after she used the n-word in my chair several times while complaining about her kid listening to rap music)

vic

Hungover as hell but I’ve never been so ready to get that morning cock OUT

Isak

Nothing like a big fat patch to fill up my analog synth

INO

So glad you got Chloe on for perfume corner Sound board more cracked than usual

Wesley

just another day was playing in the grocery store yesterday and i was like… is this from joker? i completely forgot it existed

Josh H.

Whoop MY daisy, HELLO!

momrom

I’m giggling, I’m laffin, I’m slathering myself in OLO Forêt. Finally it is the time called CLUB PERFUME FRAGRANCE !

charlie

that perfume review was bewitching.... such a rich tableau they painted for just the purpose of a review omg

rose bean germanotta-polansky

Chloe saying “I love Glendale but it’s very Glendale” is KILLING me, i know EXACTLY what she means

Go-Go “Juice”

This episode deserves a golden globe for editing alone

Henry

Oh fuck!

Elizabeth Highschool

Madonna executed the intimacy coordinator in front of everyone before shooting that music video

Bradley

New Gaga song is very “let’s have a Kiki”

Isak

Such a wonderful feeling, to yoo a hoo I shouldn't

Tati Westbrook

caught that little bit of Prokofiev's first Violin Concerto in the editing 😂

Josh H.

Im gonna get really baked and watch "hard to be a god", then even more to re-watch "perfume: the story of a murderer" from 2006.

Jordyfish

YESSSSS THE RETURN OF MUHAHAHAHA best episode since october

Felli

Theda, my Guerlain Queen Uncle said Guerlain quietly discontinued Jicky a couple of months ago. Stock the fuck up!

Henry

The jockstrap both frames and exposes the most intimate part of a man’s sexuality - all while cupping/caging the cock in a front bowl. It’s Inherently erotic

Josh H.

I know, its only for when im already in the gutter (where it lives)

Caitlin C.

you influenced me to try perfume, are you happy now

helen

Get your blind fathers out its time to go topless!

Aaron

keep on scooping that bowl!!

Aaron

the case is what I call my pussy

Calamity Jack

Wasn’t expecting a TMBG soundboard sound lmao

Wesley

jockstrap callers voice is sooooo hot omg

Noah

Walking past a Le Labo while listening and went to smell Another 13….multi sensory nymphowars

Roople

I’m having fun with it as we speak, and by “it” I mean my cock

Sia Furler

Unless you have a textbook diagram perfect ass, a jockstrap is always going to highlight it being flat

Susan Boyle

I'm a fragrance autist... An essential oil/raw material autist too. I've been obsessed since I was a wee little fat boy locked in a closet with nowhere to go. I'm addicted to how they teleport me somewhere and spark my imagination, especially oils used ritualistically since ancient times from across the world. -Susan B

Lloyd

I feel a Sydney Sweeney minute brewing for next week’s ep

Henry

The relaxed tone was so erotic

Henry

Marc Antoinne Barrois makes incredible fragrance. I wear Ganymede (Saturns biggest moon) and it smells like outer space. Encelade by him also fab

Luke

I had sex with a guy who would come over in briefs and then take them off and then put on a jockstrap as sex was starting. Gay guys are all this way.

Joseph

True… I do this 😔

Susan Boyle

Yeah Baccarat rouge is kind of overrated, although I don't dislike it. I have a little sample of the extrait version that's better than the og. The reason Chloe smells "nothing" could be because she's genetically entirely unable to smell the heavy amber (ambroxan) molecule which is the main ingredient, or more commonly the brain adjusts to these molecules quickly if pleasant/neutral, and I think stop detecting them to make space for other molecules. Unless they find it especially pleasant/unpleasant or have a keen sense of smell then they'll notice. You're also smelling heavy eugenol (clovey, clinical white wall vibe), ethyl maltol (pink cotton candy sugar), hedione (perfumey jasmine), evoking a commercial space with air fresheners and candy yummies which is why Macy thinks "mall", other than it literally being in malls lol... Alot of people say it smells like "the dentist". It's the queen of the pink sugar family, especially the extrait version which is extra sweet but overall smoother and I think better. It's what all the pink sugars are trying to be. Ariana Grande tried to usurp her with her cloud perfume, but she remains a pink sugar coconut creme edition princess. She tainted the dna with the added aromachemicals. Pray for her. -Susan B, Fragrance Autist

Susan Boyle

What'd you think? I've stayed away from le labo because it seems so boring

Coffin Flop

The most annoying unpopular boy in my high school moved to LA, became a successful commercial actor and dated Jennifer Love Hewitt in like 2009. Anything is possible is you stroke and vajazzle your coke.

reagan

I was so happy to hear synesthesia get shat on

Grady

What was that last song

Antoni

this ep was enchanting, made me reapply my perfume (d'orsay, à coeur perdu) before touching my slicked up front

Cole Harry

warm greetings to emil and Emil’s bottom boyfriend

Glen

Cameron Diaz says “I love outlandish humor with my friends!” at 17:53 in (very bad) Apple TV movie “Outcome” and it felt very soundboard

Henry

I love thongs!!

Henry

What’s club? But a sweet old fashioned fragrannnnce

Dibi

Til It Happens to Mulan

brit

THE CLUB ELLEN x NOSE CANDY CROSSOVER OF MY DREAMS

Nickerbockers

Soundboard work is in rare form on this one

brit

fragrance autists unite 🫡 for those in need, list of frags discussed: Guerlain Aqua Allegoria Forte Bosca Vanilla (Theda’s duty free purchase) Guerlain Jicky (Theda’s urinal cake fantasy) Le Labo Another 13 (Chloe’s 👎 popular frag) Glossier You Molecule 01 Baccarat Rouge Parfums de Marly Delina (Chloe’s 👍 popular frag) Fracas Robert Piguet (Chloe’s ❤️ classic) Marc Antoine Barrois Aldebaran Chanel No. 5 (Chloe’s 👎 classic) Heretic Beekeeper Nasomatto Absinth (Macy’s new purchase) Jorum Studio Arborist (for armpit loving gay guys)

brit

i have been waiting for this… macy and theda guest on nose candy when

Charlotte Emma Aitchison

Hilariously, Spotify is recommending my audiobooks by Leil Lowndes because I listened to Nymphowars on there. Crying. Apparently your KNFW episodes are a glowing endorsement of her work, at least according to Spotify's AI Algorithm.

Go-Go “Juice”

I disagree, I think what you described is much more the case with thongs. Jockstraps can really give a nice shape if you don’t already have one because of the elastic

Sia Furler

I think maybe on account of being a rower and being surrounded by fat asses I have a much higher standard perhaps lol, I find 95% of guys in jocks have flat asses

M

Someone did above

Susan Boyle

Are u talking about the uk brand? I haven't tried anything from them because I mostly don't like vintage style unless it has some kind of mod/future touch. The only one from them I'd personally wanna try is Anubis because I love myrhh. If you're going for vintage fem I think that's mostly what they offer, but Im a younger man for reference. My favorite vintage style brand I'd reccomend is Amouage because they have a mod classiness element. They have strong vintage fem florals but I've mostly only tried their men's/unisex. Lmk if u wanna prompt my autism for anything else. Love, Susan

Christian

Nose candy podcast was gateway to fragrances. Some brands that they talked about early on that I fell in love with: Olympic orchids (weird stuff, check out Night Flyer and Tropic of Capricorn) Get the Jorum Progressive Botany discovery set. It includes Arborist. Nectary is also super pretty. Naomi goodsir. Get the discovery set. Akro, particularly Smoke and Ink And then there’s perfumer h: petitgrain, rose with insect, and rain wood Marissa Zappas petrichor I work at a store in Windham NY called gardenheir if you’re ever in the Catskills. We carry a lot of these and we can have a total ball trying stuff. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Maddie (Chloe’s co-host) also created an EDP with Hollywood Gifts called Centerfold haven’t tried it but I trust it’s amazing

Susan Boyle

If you like the strong evocative aspect of Olympic I reccomend Mancera, Montale, Xerjoff, and Amouage for more fantasy scents if u haven't tried. Mancera & Montale lean synthetic/mod, Xerjoff more balanced, Amouage more vintage❤️

Susan Boyle

Autist rant: I second what Chloe said about popular scents, that sometimes they're mass appealing because they're actually good not just safe and boring/basic. And there's different types of mass appeal. I see Parfums de marly as a fun/endearing mass appeal, the handsome stranger in a bright polo who unexpectedly compliments you, whereas le labo seems like a sterile mass appeal, the beige suit man, head buried in his book minding his business

Harley

How do the fragrance-heads feel about vabbing

Susan Boyle

Bio-terrorism. Vabbers please stick to Pdm Delina and her friends for vagina scents

Harley

Agreed. Vabbing is the last taboo.

Susan Boyle

I will say offending people with your fragrance is useful sometimes. For instance I worked with this fag who hated me because I thought he was a fag and most people liked me more than him so I became the token fag. He would make indirect comments about not liking the smells in the air, whether I wore something fresh or darker. "Grandma grandpa poopee yucky!" he ejaculated regularly. Others would compliment me, though, and we'd discuss fragrance. My scent was a primal reminder of my presence, even though I only wore a couple sprays, reminding him of his lesser position, and to keep his distance lest he get lost in my cloud. *Burp*

river

if you *are* talking about the UK brand i got a sample of dryad from papillon and it smells heavenly, highly recommend if you like a dry chypre

Baby, Don’t Shoot Podcast

A random KNFW fave moment is when Macy/JLo is talking about the diet that keeps her young and admits to eating a morning bagel and Theda screams, “A BAGEL???!”

sminkin

white lines

Christian

Ooh! I’m only familiar with Mancera. Thanks Susan!

Gaye

Thief of hearts rocks 🤘🤘

Susan Boyle

Montale is the same perfumer as Mancera, its basically just more eastern marketed, incense, oud, rose and Mancera more western designer freshie and gourmand formulas

whit

Random as fuck but does anyone know what episode Theda talks about nora ephron and you’ve got mail.. or did she ever??? Also matcha 26 le labo thoughts

roboboy

I'm very acquainted with online perfume forums because I keep stumbling onto them while searching for the Japanese electronica girl group perfume

Noah

It was sooooo boring. Cant imagine spending hundreds of dollars on it.

ethan

This brag

Dibi

Just got back from the Kathy griffin Nashville stop of her tour, first with new material: 1. She used Sia’s plastic surgeon for the ponytail face lift, and manipulated the surgeon into getting Sia a discount. Sia had to convince Kathy’s recovery nurse to give her pain meds bc the nurse thought Kathy had fucked her husband. Sia had to sing Chandelier over FaceTime to prove she was Sia. 2. Jon Hamm is on her shitlist for whispering demeaning things in her ear when Jack Nicholson was talking to her. 3. She doesn’t hate Andy Cohen because he offered her coke. It seems to be she hates Andy Cohen *and* he offered her coke. 4. Most importantly, she fucking hates Ellen, and it’s not because Ellen can’t write her own material but also Ellen can’t write. There are other bits that I hope make it to your algorithm but those are the most Nymphowars adjacent. The rest was very much Theda’s thesis on comedy where people clap instead of laugh. *From the ChandelEEheeer* *The Case Is What I Call My Pussy*

M

It’s this week’s Ellen pic 😂

May

and then i think it was 💨 saint laurent wasn’t it

John Riggi

SHOUTOUT FELLOW AMERICAN APPREL ALUMNI CHLOE

Gabriel

Love the quick drop of Kate Bush's "Lily" during the fragrance discussion. Named myself cus of that song! I'm surprised you're not as into The Red Shoes Theda, its one of my favorite albums of hers. Some of the songs are gorgeous and evocative, either elating or devestating. Others are pure 90s nostalgia for a time I only lived as a kid.

Nicco

Theda was channeling

Roople

Katy Perry allegations…

y c

JENNIE JOURNEY NEW ALBUM PREGNANCY 2 IS OUT NOW

Davey

My vocal stims are all club ellen soundboard drops

brucey

wait... the case is what I call MY pussy...

brucey

The (criminal) case is what Ruby Rose calls Katy Perry's pussy (please clap)

Aaron

hi twin!!!

DewLeepa

what color is this phrase: 'ohhhh fuck ay'm cummeeeeeeeen'

DewLeepa

bold of you to assume people just know what the fuck a chypre is or are or was

DewLeepa

this is the gay equivalent of someone coming back from a 2 week vacation to france with an accent, fyi

DewLeepa

the fun with it is what i call my pussy

M

Soundboard EWWWWW

Henry

🫨

Henry

Just googled this and I’m going to say “no”!

Sia Furler

It’s more like coming back from France and being pretentious about croissants

Susan Boyle

Chypre = Green, citrusy, mossy, it's a classic early 1900s style often with a vintage feel, especially when rose is included, based around a citrus top, mostly bergamot, and a very green base, usually oakmoss, patchouli, herbs

T

On my walk to work through a mall complex Just Another Day has played on three different occasions and it has immediately soured the morning

ethan

We remake ourselves stories in order to live

pussytourettefan

please can angel money come on the show she has an album to promote and i would die

LS

Mmmm, yummy!

May

there’s nora ephron talk in end of the month post thanksgiving club live from 11/29/25 - and there’s “you’ve got mail” talk in club ellen from 6/15/24. possibly other instances though…

Trevor

so curious about your thoughts on the new slayyyter album, parts of it feel like what we thought mayhem would be

Marge

Club smellen 👃

Bradley

I like it!

Claudia

I’ve now had to see what Fragrantica is like and I am grateful.

Jo

Huge developments in the Sharon Osborne and British Fascism spaces this week!!

jobe

Boost

jobe

Just Another Day used to literally be my favorite lady Gaga song

Debbie Rossclot

Confessing here and now that I once hitched my wagon to P!nk but now I hitch her to STINK

Debbie Rossclot

Fuck now I’m tony balls deep in fragentica…thanks a lot bitch

Sydney Austin

I like Versace Bright Crystal 😀🥴

Lauren Ipsum

Bless u for playing candy perfume girl 🥲

James D

Thank you for talking about Hard to be a God - I read the book after you ladies talked about it and loved it!!!! The poop scene at the start of the film was very stinky!!