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Billy Corgan Courtney Love...Ethel Cain in the nude. Noem husband tits. Tori Amos. Ummmm. I don't remember what else. Nipple tweaking old men. Loadmaxxing twink. A-Ball up the ass. French nude yoga blade of grass caller...AND MORE I'M SURE.

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Beth Jerky

so pumped for TORREY!

Robbie

get your heart shaped boxes out!!!!!!!

Grady

Theda’s fragrance spiral encouraged me to go to a fancy perfume bar and sample some scents. A perfume bar wherein I found hibiscus mahajad, famously the scent of one Macy Rodman. Imagine my pleasure huffing those sweet notes and knowing that our gal is out there smelling like a champ!

EJ

Beth and Marlene’s thank you, with help from Courtney

Henry

My “A ball” is IN

Tati Beauty Puff

shout out to the french caller, remember you from the Amanda Lear call

Jo

👏🏻

Jo

Going to listen to this with my cup of Easter drip

Grug

The most revolting part of the A Ball website is 'You won’t feel a thing, darling. Though your partner might notice a tiny “hello” from the inside - like a polite little knock from a very well-behaved ball.' ???

Sia Furler

I’ve been singing heart shaped box all day because of this

Jesus

Relistened to old ep about a crossy doing unspeakable horror hookups in gas station bathrooms and meeting up with his friend Lena Dunham covered in shit. Bryon Noem should be cast as the crossy when Theda makes Belle du Jour

Will

Hey chat. Is the lovely person who has done the drawings of bitch express characters etc in here?

Isak

The A Ball turns the user into a human ballpoint pen with shit ink, and that's a win

Lloyd

Scared for the day I try to use not being douched as an excuse to not bottom and my date pulls out the A-ball

Josh H.

Swaying in the rain while i listen with my tits-n-bits out

Joe B

This episode is such a stark reminder of how disconnected I am from the world 💞

synthesis

The Dick is what I call my Pussy

roboboy

I keep genuinely forgetting that’s not really courtney love

andy

The way I ran to Ethel Cain’s instagram…..

joancutesac

MY DAUGHTER CARTON GARMENT

Javi

We need to test the A-ball in the Bon appetit test kitchen! Release the research!

Henry

Toilet tango

Noah

Only a matter of time the a ball hit KNFW

Kev

melting my a-balls down into the shape of a crucifix tn 🙏

Ann_Dowd_Stan_69

It’s all shits n giggles till someone giggles n shits 🇺🇸

Sia Furler

The included part of Macy offering to help Theda pay for dental care at the end is so wholesome

Jakab Bailey

Put your nipples.. away 😔

Christian

Has anyone suggested a crossover ep with the Nose Candy Podcast????

mark reid

Cum 👁️👄👁️

rome

Any muguet lovers in the chat?

Josh H.

Or great British bake-off with guest judges like Sharon Osborne and posh spice.

Nic

Hey French guy we all love u

DewLeepa

Speak for yourself, please and thank you

DewLeepa

The optics of beating a trans woman to teach her a lesson; not great

serafina

Highly recommend any Mugler perfume! Angel and Alien are classic 😜

riiian

Thats not how you spell kiss 💋

Joseph

Yess! I was going to say this too.

Tony Balls

me when i receive a polite little knock from a very well behaved ball

Tony Balls

girl this is an A-ball …this was $5000

Andrew B

Can’t stop singing whoopsie daisy youtubeee

Disco Lou

Putting stocks into A-ball now.

Davey

Get your Aballs out

Davey

Omg THE Tony balls

Tom Slater

ahahaha would love for you to clip my ‘keep stroking that cock’ - thanks for featuring me !! xx

DewLeepa

get your calls in; scooping our bowls of accountability to this newest ep

Bricky Lake

From A-ball's kickstarter: Safety & Compliance: Safety is our highest priority. To ensure that the product is safe on release it will undergo rigorous testing, including consumer trials overseen by medical professionals before final approval and shipping.

Tom from MySpace

Divest from your A Ball funds, let's start a GoFundMe to get Theda a new set of nashers

Alana

What time is book club with Torrey on Sunday?!

Spooky Spain

please help i cant stop saying ~~~spooky spain~~~~ damn you Theda!!

Jesus

Doctors putting the Aball up to the second hole then pulling up a clipboard and taking notes

Kylee Kemlage

A-ball sounds like a diva cup for shit

M

“She could never write ‘Pepper Ann’” keeps cracking me up. It is on the soundboard in the Theatre of the/my Mind.

Theo

If you look up her Ethel you may see Cain, man.

roboboy

tori tour started and she indeed has those damn backup singers

gay sully

This is directly from the A Ball website - Imagine popping in the bead of your favourite anal toy easy-peasy, a little cheeky, and low-key delightful. Once it’s in, it’s like your little secret: soft, snug, and totally forgettable (in the best way). You won’t feel a thing, darling. This cannot be a coincidence…….

Gay Half-orc

This is 5 thousand dollars girl, this a Tony balls

Jesus

How will Aball impact the boiled silk process

Leil Houndes

Lady Gaga and Doechii Devil Wears Prada 2 collab… feels like a nymphowars bit

Pe er

the way i ran to these comments to see what people were saying about it

Zach Defense

Literally the only accurate source for Gaga criticism

Sia Furler

Report from the Tori Q and A, some really funny pull audio drops I’m gonna email over, it was super fun

ethan

Sashay… dochay

Aaron

im seeing tori on Mondayyy💜💜

M

Sashay…GAG-AY?!

Freyja

Track 19, In Times of Dragons: “The optics of beating a trans woman to teach her a lesson (Not Great)”

Freyja

Am I the only one who thought that the entire Lana and Ethel beef was basically like a fake comedy feud they were both doing callbacks to on stories?

Robert

Well behaved a balls rarely make history

Debbie Rossclot

Or Bisou if ur raised in the era when erewhon! 🇫🇷💋

Beautiful_Wisconsin

If you like Mugler’s A*Men, you’ll love our new summer fragrance, A*Ball.

Sam RJ Coley

Dear Macy &/or Theda were you ever on KittyRadio? You have some deep cut Courtney references that sometimes make me think that one or both of you were on the board at some stage🤨

josh brolin

I got an ad for the A ball recently

Tyler Harvey

I cried when Macy asked if Theda needed help paying for her dental thing