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CLUB DRAGONS - MAY 9, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-05-09 05:08:58
Edited:
2026-05-09 05:09:17
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2026-09

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OUD? OKAY...THRIFTING IN SPAIN...IN TIMES OF DRAGONS TRACK BY TRACK REVIEW...MET GALA PREDICTIONS WITH REESE WITHERSPOON...BEYONCE IS SELLING WHISKEY...CALLS: BIRD FUCKER...GYM WHORE...FALLING IN LOVE...WHAT HAS JEWEL BEEN UP TO? (recorded Monday, May 4)

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Davey

I thrift in Spain?

EJ

K. N. F. W. I’m still here shoving toenails up my fucking cunt.

Tati Beauty Puff

im literally about to head out an was like "oh how i wish to suck a club" thank you

Javi

Dragon my cock through the world, creating a new persona

ethan

get your female rap out, it’s time to have always been obsessed with it

Henry

Oh fuck! It’s a Saturday

Your FFriend Cunt Boy

I got to teach Meatball about Meghan Trainor’s two toilets today and I thank both of you

Isak

Slapping my fanny like a 19th century feminist

riiian

I literally just finished sweet movie an hour ago...

riiian

club is my life

goutful

Tori should do what Marianne Faithful did at some point and do cabaret style performances of Brecht-Weil Marlene Deitrich ass stuff

Derek

Lou putting his long arm into my boy box

Josh H.

Im in spain on vacay baybayyyyyy

Josh H.

Avoiding the squid beak paella

Bradley

Marlowe’s Dream mention!!!

Grady

Secretsss pulling at my heart stringssss… Sorry I loooove it

Kylee Kemlage

replying to thedas oud slander like grimes replying to elon on twitter. please dm me i know this isnt your heart

Kylee Kemlage

the sprayer on my fancy oud cologne broke and somehow this is the pods fault

May

i thought there might be a pigpen roundup but it was just the oud i was smelling

Lux Stellarum

WHERE are the "Yummy"s from, they're incredible

Tati Westbrook

Can’t WAIT to hear Sia Furler’s thoughts on the album

momrom

Y Kant Torni Reed? Oh I love it.

BigGayJack

No tuna carpaccio blocks either. Have a good trip!!

charlie

Sullen girls know what it means

Tom from MySpace

Macy you'll love Tallinn - hopefully it scratches your itch for thrift offerings. I remember a market in a big barrack-style building where I came across a load of N*zi memorabilia. Be careful out there, gal!

Sia Furler

I thought about calling in but the poor ladies have had like 50 emails from me in the past month, I must give them some space hahahah

James Nicholas Wilson

Who’s the writer Theda said leaned toward scent metaphors? Hima Tovlendottir??

Alex S

Okay the intro song is actually incredible, great pick Macy! It’s both very moving and very funny at the same time

josh brolin

create a new persona by madonna came on while I was getting head yesterday

Lloyd

This is the only podcast where people who call into podcasts receive the hostility they deserve❤️

INO

Now we’re doing cock music

hugomac

The video for Dynamite makes me so happy!

Gavin B.

Oud to Minnesota

river

i believe in peace, bitch!

Nickerbockers

That was a great song I never kneew!

Tati Beauty Puff

insane people think I am, corn inside my only flake

Adam

woah theda made a movie about almost that

brucey

Sissy that Dragons

Susan Boyle

Am I crazy or the intro song sounds like Leil Lowndes singing

Grady

You ladies are right about this album being tori accepting her age and her ruined voice. When she sings in blue lotus is rendering.

Grady

St. Teresa is AMAZING

Go-Go “Juice”

When the caller said your nemesis is in the devil wears Prada 2, I immediately thought “I didn’t know Hari Nef is in that”

Grady

US dates are out and selling baby

Adobo chart updates

I have a feeling they’re from those awful rage bait cooking videos that are weirdly sensual

Lux Stellarum

Devastated I've never encountered any of those

Susan Boyle

Theda I'm tellin u againe u gotta try Alexandria II by Xerjoff. You'll be like ooo now that's what I call ooode. It's a smooth no wiper shit all fiber no constipated ass shit, just enough oud to give a rich base for a lovely airy rosewood/sandalwood. Plenty of sweet yumyum apple/vanilla/lavender so it gives clean diapey overall rather than manure. I'll literally venmo u if u buy a sample and don't like it, unless u paid like more than like $12 then u got played bro. Love, Susan B

Beth Jerky

SLAPPING my pudendum and scooping my bowl

Beth Jerky

"here are nightmares on the sidewalks/ there are jokes on TV/ there are people selling thoughtlessness with such casualty." - Jewel, from the back seat of her car

Beth Jerky

Loder? I hardly know her. I'm done now.

bitty

Mmm yummy !

Tati Westbrook

they love hearing from you- you're our ambassador to COCKSford

Noah

you said tilly norwood and it reminded me of how much i hate milly alcock

covered in scoop

reese witherspoon promoting her Our Little Secret on air

Cecilia

the whittled oud douche dock fucking brings it

Gay Half-orc

That new drop of the metal pipe clanging might be the best of all time.

Kylee Kemlage

i stg im setting up an AZ nymphowarriors meetup. no survivors

Caitlin C.

once again asking what is an ood

Caitlin C.

I remember the BTS fans piling on the pitchfork writer on twitter and he was “clapping back” in a humorous manner if you know what i mean. but yes they are a gay rap group doing black voice, we’re at the nadir of society

Freyja

Spain-adjacent but if you ever want a GREAT little weekend trip wandering around thrift stores and upcycling shops just cross the border to france, Toulouse and Montpellier are fuckin epic for it 👍

Freyja

Prince is dead, David Bowie is DEAD

Dany

Tori’s still got it! Provincetown makes me so happy and im loving strawberry moon

Freyja

As someone who’s gonna be seeing her live for the first time in Finland this month I sincerely hope the Estonia dates go as good as possible 🙏🙏🙏

nymphowarsxxx

Oud is a highly prized, intense fragrance ingredient derived from the resinous heartwood of Aquilaria trees, often called "liquid gold" due to its rarity and high cost. It offers a complex, woody, and slightly animalic scent, heavily used in luxury perfumery and incense.

nymphowarsxxx

Co o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o ock

riiian

Soo finger licking good but sooo illegal. i feel like they probably didnt have an intimacy co-ordinator for the communist child seduction scene or piss and vomit dinner scene 😿

riiian

bae i wouldnt know but its easy enough to find on Alternative Streaming Options using Google Search

momrom

Would some dear soul tell me where “I live in Spain?” is from? Many thanks

Gabriel

put my oud on to commiserate with Theda ❤️

Levi

Gaga is like “shadow of a man” but on the other hand she also is like “shape of a woman” really makes you think

brucey

Carpet...thank you

momrom

Thank you for changing my life.

Josh

Saw that Chaka Khan is releasing a new song called "Chakazilla" co-written by Sia and that felt very nymphowarsian to me

Josh H.

Barcelona y Malaga. To hunt for Eva Longoria and her nut-fed jamons.

maooaf

It's beautiful;I feel like now I could listen to just the Club sfx and the sequence and combos they're played in and understand what is being said completely

maooaf

Newest Kim Gordon album is another good one that pitchfork said was too woke weirdly lmao

Freyja

Been re-listening to the album all day and I feel with Fanny Faudrey like Greta Gerwig saying why she refused to cut that one scene from Barbie

synthesis

Speaking of Azealia Banks, I always think about her live when shes discussing the Nicki vs Megan beef, and she said that Jay Z acts like the cosmopolitan godfather of Hiphop with Roc Nation. And that horrible nyt interview literally confirmed it. She is an oracle of our time

Jordyfish

theda tori singing is so funyyyyy

Km

My friend works at a gym and told me that one of the members was caught constantly pissing in the shower and taking huge massive shits in the washroom which was difficult to clean every time. They've had to call her in for an one on one evaluation with the manager to discuss whether she would be banned from the club but she claimed the staff were bullying her even though it was other club members calling her out after she'd use the washroom. Anyways, she was let off with a warning.

Henry

7 year anniversary of “Bye Sister” HELLO!

Caitlin C.

Wow! Oud! Now I know, thank you.

Ben

Oud to Minnestonia

andy

A fellow AZ nymphowarrior omg

Roople

Just woke up from the weirdest dream where Macy and Theda got invited to some mainstream podcast to interview both Shane Dawson and Margot Robbie at the same time and Macy had a mullet and talked like a baby the whole time? Can anyone who knows how to interpret dreams tell me what this means

ethan

Stanley Ducci

Russalka

Estonia is what I call my country

Noah

st. teresa is so good

Noah

veins sounds like tori is apologizing for giving tash hiv

Wesley

i really can’t wait for yalls reaction to this weeks euphoria

Caitlin C.

apparently yesterday was the anniversary of bye sister so I’m listening to the old cracking tatigate episode. maybe later I’ll celebrate by sucking dick and cock

roboboy

pretty sure that was just a 2023 main feed ep ❤️

Jo

Stanley Doechii

Bolkagirl

I myself am living in times of kasha davis

Antoni

this club might’ve finally pushed me into becoming a tori head….

Luke

merch arrived oh my god fuck me right there

Vincent Alm

Theda mentioned a writer in comparison with Walter Benjamin and I could not quite pick out the name. Jaime something. Anyone know the full name?

Beth Jerky

Will someone please give me an early birthday present (May 29th) and make a compilation of all of the tori songs where she has a breathy, raspy final word like "DAWWWWNNNNNNNNnnnn" as in 'Provincetown' ? I know there are at least 30 more but smooth brain got me gal

Beth Jerky

i think tash singing "be there" in promise would also fall under this category. Also, "blood roses"

Dillon

Theda’s commentary during the porn gym call is soooo good

DewLeepa

If someone had to confront me about the shits I take I would jump off a cliff

DewLeepa

They’re owned by conde nast

astrid

ladies 23 peaks will grow on u. her ethereal 4AD serve

JT

No idea but I heard it as Hymie Tovlin Dodor

Andrew B

Fuckkk I need the douche holder

Doulgas

Heimito von Doderer! Author of “The Strudlhof Steps,” which Theda recently read.

nitrogen

You open up the bag and it smells like PAINT

Frank

Does anyone know which ep. Macy and Theda talk about the sisters who can’t stop laughing on tik tok? they have like laughing competition and it’s kind of p*rny

Josh H.

Oh hey fellow may-baby, I see you 🌬🎂.

Zoe

i'm buying

Luke

I’m so glad we are talking about baby chicks hard dick guy, it’s wild

May

episode is club lang syne

Ethan Benedict

News Report 5/21: Tori Amos sustained facial injuries after tour bus avoids moose

serafina

that would be gaggy😝

Ryan Koski

Omg thank you so much for taking my call!!! Sorry I rambled for so long and trying to tag a question on at the end 😂❤️ love you!!!