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if people have met gala thoughts feel free to post below since we won't be able to talk meta gala on this week's show

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Em

And they look like CRAP!

Javi

As they say in the Bible, love your hair, hope you win

Davey

dystopian putting it kindly

Chris Miller

Luke Evans Tom of Finland train conductor tease (derogatory)

TAD

Looks like a faggot

reagan

Met gala? More like create a new persona

mark reid

IM COVERED IN CUM

Hesse Deni

The Metropolitan Galavant?

Mason Neil

Emma chamberlain described as a “content curator” in official event coverage 🤭🙄

Baby, Don’t Shoot Podcast

As long as there’s some big, creamy breasts with some heft then consider the fashion ART!

Russalka

Murder at the fucking no name gala

Peter

Love Janelle Monae but her look just kinda pissed me off, like….okay

SamMcgpurrr

They all look like chopped hoes who’ve never seen something remotely cunt or unique….who the fuck is Venus Williams

Sia Furler

The last time the met gala was relevant was when James Charles says “I’ve been invited to the 2019 met gala” in the Cracking Tatigate episode of Nymphowars. Maybe if they invite James Charles again I’ll be tuned in.

Salvia

Angela Basset with 8 shades of magenta and pink eye hurt me

Mason Neil

Grimes school of pick me behavior

Peter

Create a new persona

brucey

you can tell all the celebrities slicked up their fronts

reagan

Pinkmaxxing they call it

Go-Go “Juice”

One Halloween a year wasn’t enough for Heidi Klum I guess

Jordan and Lexi

Isnt it kind of beautiful that she enjoys doing that to her face

Robbie

Gay enough to be a nymphowars paypig but not gay enough to recognize a single person at the met gala. a sad existence

Mac

where’s cowboy carter

Josh H.

Met gala? More like wet Salò 💩

Mac

and sia

mealy booby brown

Seeing met gala updates while knowing that Palantir exists is blood-curdling in it's own special way

Marsi

whoever promised not to cum in her mouth… is a liar

roboboy

I feel genuinely so lame at how seated I am for beyonce to show up

Antoni

sam smith has completely killed woke in my brain, i have never felt so homophobic

Gaydy Lala

“There’s so much fashion here, it’s, bad”

May

didn’t know it was happening because i was outside today

jd

as if seeing ‘inspired by tom of finland’ in 2026 wasn’t offensive enough, where is the bulge? I thought woke was dead!

Your mom

Beyoncé not being there yet is the best part for me. It’s so ass that even as a chair she can’t stand being in the presence of the no names dressed as sofas

Bea Ernman

i thought hudson williams was zach braff.

Gary Puddles

literally everyone looks like shit

Mac

sooo madonna and tori have fused

sop

jeff bezos fucking sucking and fucking dick every day of the fucking week

Grapeskitlls

I find it hard to believe Vera Wang has the momentum to walk up stairs

M

Theda, we neeeeeed you to go live

M

Truly

jd

Madonna, Beyoncé and wait a second… is that, Mondo Duplantis?! somebody call Ross!

Aaron

Did everyone decide to pull a prank and look like shit

BigGayJack

Covering eyes is SO hot right now. Get it? Because statements.

AgadorSpartacus

Not a single cock out. Met Gala = fake fans

K.

Madonna’s hat

Luke

I want to wear madonna’s hat SO BAD fogive me for being a GAY GUY

Luke

So I let tate mccraezy take a spin

y c

Kim

VØ1D

Get your Illuminati contracts out… it’s time to gala!!!!

Bricka Tuna

I never want to see that heated rivalry guy ever again. He looks like an evil antropomorphic duck. Magica de Spell ass f4g.

Isak

2nd year in a row I realized the met gala happened after the fact...

Jessie

Hudson Williams needs to be sent to mars

Hunty

Whoever worked on the flowers in the back did a great job.

Beck

I for one think Amanda Seyfried looks great.

Harley

My eyes are starving for beauty. Love Madonna’s harem of vestal virgins tho.

Leil Houndes

Seeing celebrities looking beautiful used to be so amazing, now everyone looks fucking crazy and has zero charisma… and yet my cocks still out

Megan M. Metzger

Harvey Guillen showed up as a urinal (best dressed)

Emile

all i see is hudson williams looking bad wearing a child size jacket + pajama pants that have a giant shirt collar on top and the most tragic eye makeup it was simply not dignified

Beth Jerky

I’ve never been more proud of being from North Dakota

Roople

Those hockey boys… oof

Louie Zalk-Neale

Spine curled, knees in, toes flared, bowel empty 😭

Euzic

It makes me want to hide in the shadows and…

Sia Furler

This is actually true balance, the middle way

Sia Furler

You’re faggot enough.

Mark White

Yeezus luvs my puthy best

sop

connor storrie is kind of beautiful and poised but there is something so desperate and cringe about hudson williams at all times

Bolkagirl

We are in times of dragons everyone

Emil_Flavor

Agree it's reading very gay contestant on American Idol c. 2000 styled by a white Christian teen mom for a "rock" challenge

M

🙏🏻 Thank you, Courtney 🙏🏻

allie

it’s over

BigGayJack

I know it’s off topic: but Stag Dance fucking POOLITZER FINALIST LETS GO TORREY!!!

Kylee Kemlage

should have featured more sculptural elements

John

Emile

you hit the freaking nail on its freaking head

vic

Got tricked by the ai images of gaga #gay #stupid

Julia

I busted a nut to Hunter Schafer, for therapeutic reasons.

Coffin Flop

what did Janelle do to make Christian Siriano hate her this way?

Freyja

I spent about an hour going “are they all getting more insufferable and corny unconsciously or is the whole costume art theme meant to be a pastiche of how insufferable and costume-y the whole event’s gotten” and then I realised that either way it’s still just corny and insufferable to me 👍👍👍

Freyja

New Tori album goes OFF though

Dyl.seidel

Yeah this is actually healthy

Beth Jerky

Josh Duhamel's cousin was in my class. My mom's students met fergie one time and a kid said "that lady looks like she has had a really hard life."

Davey

the mars is what I call my pussy

Leil Houndes

Thank god because Bad Bunny has me STROKING

Christ

NIKKI KIDS FOR THE WIN AS ALWAYS

Peter

VERY much so

LS

Cock fuck

Colin Druhan

"Lauren Sánchez Bezos is tackiness personified, with a vendetta against any garment that conceals her gargantuan breasts." (that's Slate trying to be mean but making her seem awesome)

DewLeepa

i did a 2 day stint as a security guard at cartier in manhattan and they came in to the store wearing stained sweatpants, bought a 2 million dollar necklace, then left. they said hello and were nice though, so, y'know

Ross Leonardy

I loved everything i thought everyone looked great

David B

Kiss my p(ussy)ersona 💋🫦