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CLUB TOP HAT - JUNE 12, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-06-13 04:55:16
Edited:
2026-06-13 04:57:19
Imported:
2026-09

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Content

Take off your hat and fuck it....with your cock!!! / Oh yeah it's time to try some GO GO Juice / and how about those TONYS? When you turn on those Tony's and you've got Pink on them? You know you're in for a real treat / Madonna's new MUSIC video is out...well, we wish it were better / Dr. Mushmouth calls in to talk about the hottest new Hollywood trend / Phone calls: should I let loose on my front? / Can you get syphilis from a bus? / is your trans ex boyfriend on reddit getting pounded in his front? / should I blackmail my boss? / have you heard of the PAINTED PROJECT, the new charity from James Charles and more...

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Comments

Branden

get your unfair advantages out

Luke

CLUB FRIDAY NIGHT WOOOO

EJ

I’m making acerola casserole if anyone wants to come over for Club

Zero Point

Oh, we’re livin la vida loca tonight 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

Luke

We get Friday Club cuz we’re “a little piece of SHIT and we’re ENTITLED”

Josh H.

Let's get this problem started, yeah baby!

C

"He wanted to go be gay with other trans men" 😭😭😭😭

Tati Beauty Puff

the mystery surrounding the NAME of the tati juice is an epic more thrilling than lord of the rings

Roople

Oh baby I’m gonna clump!😫😫😫

Andi

Divas please go see Stop That Train I need to hear your thoughts on it

LS

“Unfair advantage” is giving “endless bonus”

Isak

A server-ism I hear occasionally in the midwest is: HOW ARE WE TASTING?😋

AgadorSpartacus

Get Tony's cock out and give him an award for it

roboboy

how’s college

M

🤢

May

fucking hate the aftertaste of monk fruit that’s probably what it is

Christian Farley

change your mindset and make that problem an unfair advantage

nitrogen

Clump Back to the Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean

M

🥔 👅

May

big mac pussy and an ass souffle

Brody

Here’s the deal. Much like Mariah Carey.. I’ve accepted that the diva is the diva. They will never change. Why should I? Madonna is MADONNA. Why should I expect her to change with the times. She’s eating frozen toenail cum in the future.

Brody

Now Pink… Alicia can kill h*r s*e*lf.

BigGayJack

Scared to listen because I am now confirmed for syphilis lol

BigGayJack

Gonna save it for when I take the bus to get my meds from the free clinic - because THATS gay rights

M

God, just let dear Big Gay Jack go to Antarctica already 😫

caitlin gender

eating this club like food from the fridge

Alex G

Act 2 could easily be a mainfeed patreon teaser, hope the date with Dr. Mike goes well 💕

Josh H.

I think they just pour all the queer clinic blood samples into a bucket and test it all at once. So *we* are all confirmed with you ❤️

BigGayJack

I also think it’s, frankly, quite chic to have an STI during Pride.

May

tati amos - raspberry clump

David B

Irish trans dildo caller here. Mailing my dildo to Madonna and closing my hole thanks gals 🩷xxx

BigGayJack

I do feel like an 19th century Bohemian. I just took my first dose of antibiotics! Thanks Denver Health!

Javi

Everyone perform your sun salutations, gape your holes, and center your inward smiles!

Felli

Mama’s Go-Go Clots ™

Gooner

Another terrible waiter phrase is “how are those FIRST BITES” 🤢

Drew

get your groceries out…it’s time to eat them like an ass

BigGayJack

I got my doxycycline using code PUSS xoxo

josh brolin

tati branded generic glp-1 with unfair advantage peptides

Josh

Top! Hat! Club!

Pascal

All the guys I know wanna go to Antarctica (but they can’t because they may or may not have syphilis)

Sia Furler

Omg thank you for reminding me of Grown Woman by Beyoncé that is one of the few songs of hers that i have ever liked and I had the MV in my phone saved because it wasn’t on Spotify

Sia Furler

Quinta is the only buzz feed alum who doesn’t deserve to be executed imo, I also used to watch worth it and both of those men are the worst example of how anyone could be famous back then

Elizabeth Highschool

Painted by James Charles and FEMA collab coming this hurricane season

Elizabeth Highschool

Go Go Juice has more clumps per serving than any of its competitors

Fran Lebowitz

Macy’s Pink anecdote was actually told on the Blow Jobin Experience #4

Henry

Queering the space…(Antarctica) is major

Henry

Loving the idea of Fran having a mini library of full transcripts of all episodes…she does have 10000 book

Henry

I hate monk fruit !!!

Henry

Nice big spud for you

Henry

Same

Ben

My mushmouth is what I call my pussy

Roople

God James has to stop using the word painted… there’s no way he doesn’t realise how it sounds

John

I vividly remember her saying this on that ep and hearing it told again was just as tickling

Andi

Work

Richard Berquist

I’m tickled every time I hear it on my 125,651st re-listen.

AgadorSpartacus

Guys, Tony just lost his job at Spirit. Donate to his GoFundMe here: jamescharles.org

Fran Lebowitz

That has not been independently verified

Roople

At this point idk if she’s a liar or just schizophrenic

Sia Furler

So many teens have been painted by James if you think about it

Roople

I really don’t want to think about it Sia

charlie

get those cocks out and start painting ,,,, if you know what i mean, happy pride xoxo

Sia Furler

Unfortunately that pink drop is music to my ears and I’m wondering if I, myself, like pink

Kylee Kemlage

i go to gilbert to get groceries FUCK gilbert

synthesis

I love the relationship parallel between Lourdes-Madonna and Tosh-Tori

reagan

CLUB M!SSUNDAZTOOD

Amador

So Macy’s Pink and Macy’s Courtney Love are the same person - I can’t stop laughing 🤣

serafina

Hello this is Serafina! Just to clarify my ex doesn't actually go raw with strangers, he just uses captions like that and gets fucked by friends of his who have been tested etc etc He's still for the streets but he's on prep he'll be ok lolol

Go-Go “Juice”

Tati Westbrook’s no loads refused clump and dump

Go-Go “Juice”

Do yall have any particular feelings about Neil Patrick Harris? I find him to be the most abominable faggot and I wish he would fall in a pit

Bethany

The Irish nymphowars contingent is so much larger than I expected

Luc

macy has a whole straightiolab episode about him!

Woody Allen

Seeing Stop! That! Train! tonight It’s giving drag queeeeen

Antoni

this surgical innovation really brings new meaning to “wired nipples”

funghi_growth

Get your brain dials out, and turn them down !

INO

I saw one of the “Worth it” guys in Fort Greene and it was absolutely humiliating to point him out to my friend and have her reply “I don’t know what that is”

Beth Jerky

Big Gay Jack - I will wait for you! 🥦

Nicco

Speaking of “vale”, y’all need to revisit the Dakota Johnson starring Spanish beer commercial with the same name.

Nicco

Also thank god for the return of YUMMY

bitty

eat the clump like groceries

Roople

I couldn’t disagree more

Merrick

Can you survive Modelland??

Giovanni A

katy perry minute next episode as we watch it burn on fire like the hunger games

pomenhitsed

Honestly, that would be impressive, like one every other sentence. If they manage to pull it off, I couldn't even be mad

Bolkagirl

Theres a p!nk tribute artist here in the uk who sells out small venues and she's horrible to people

Freyja

Angel munchmouth 🙌

Matt Bradbury

Literally saw a drag queen do the Shirley Bassey version of Get This Party Started this past weekend...happy pride eveybody say love.

Alex S

Listening to this while picking up sticks after a tornado, thanks as always gals

Ryan

I would give my right arm to talk musical theater with Theda.

riiian

Oh Belfast my Lionheart💕

Helena Shaheen

It took me some time to get to this, however I LOVE THAT MACY LOVED THE PINK TONYS

Helena Shaheen

Re: 32:00 there’s a musical this year called “two strangers carrying a cake across new york” so it was RELEVANT

Helena Shaheen

I’m begging you to do a Tonys recap every year with no context prior. I will never be more entertained, I promise.

Helena Shaheen

36:45 re: Cats Everyone hates Cats because it’s like “gay” with all the tights and makeup and pirouettes AND because it basically has no plot. We LIKE Cats: The Jellicle Ball because it’s gay on purpose this time and because in the ballroom format the minimal plot make PERFECT sense for the first time literally EVER. It should have won more awards!